We eat Anne Franks and wooden shoes *sshole!! >: (( /nk
On a more serious note:
Megan Fox, 24, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two gay men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a West Virginia motor inn.
According to investigators, Megan--who lives four doors down from her estranged loverboy at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked the gay man and another gay man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Megan, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.
While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by the sight of Megan's vagina” Watson, "understandably" “declined to proceed any further.”
This is when Megan Fox allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged , now out of the closet, loverboy. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your ****ing throat.”
