My little Christmas miracle.

Raziaar

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Disclaimer: My use of proper paragraphs and the like is very lacking... forgive me.



Okay... So, I get a call from my dad's girlfriend. She wants to go to the store to get my dad something, and asks me if I'd like to go too. Of course, I accept, because I haven't done my christmas shopping yet for my dad, and she knows him very well... more than I do lately in regards to what he might like.

So we go, and we buy our gifts.

End of story. Wasn't that a great miracle?













No wait. So its not the end. Anyways, we go into the parking lot, and we put a big box of a gift that I was going to give my dad(doesn't matter what it is). I push the cart over to the cart holder, and we get in the car and go.

We're driving home, and as i'm putting this big bulky gift into my house, I tell her, "Hey wait, don't close the back door yet... what about the other gifts?"

She asks me, "I thought you already brought them in.".

"Umm... no, I was lugging this heavy thing. Are they not in there?"

So... the gifts weren't in there! Panicking, I locked the door and we jumped back in the car and drove back to the store. Yelling at ourselves, "****, ****! How could we do that?" We pull to where we parked... in the busy, crowded parking lot. And well... there's the cart holder thingy, but no shopping carts where I put it. I kicked myself, because *I* was the one who pushed it in there, while she closed and locked the back door. But how could I forget the gifts? There were three small bags, about 80 bucks worth of gifts in there! This would be the first time in my life i've EVER done anything like this.

We go inside, to the customer service. There's a long line.

But wait! We spot a bag on the counter and my dad's girlfriend screams, "That's it!" I had my doubts, but we skip past the line, and look through the bags. Sure enough, its our stuff. Informing one of the employees, she says, "Yeah, a guy just brought that in here.". We showed her our receipts so we could prove it was our stuff... and there we had it!


I just can't believe it. We go and shop for gifts, and we end up home with just ONE of them. We feared the worst. Hell... somebody probably already stole it, cause it wasn't there. I had little faith we were gonna see it again, and lose 80 bucks with nothing to show for it. But some kind soul managed to find it... take it in the store, give it to a clerk, and really really put the happiness in me.

If I knew who this person was... I would have taken them out to dinner, but alas I do not, so they'll just have to live with the good feeling that they did something great.


Anyways... that was my little christmas miracle. Huge crowded store, crowded parking lot. 99% chance it would have been gone, and someone would of had free christmas gifts. But nope, someone came through for me!
 
Nice reacting :)

I have situations like that almost monthly, so I've grown accustom to reacting quickly and analysing a situation rapidly :p
 
I didn't read the whole thing, but I'm going to assume you had a steamy affair with your dad's girlfriend.
 
Quiet, evil porno avatar you.

I like miracles, even though i can't spell it without the aid of someone else.
 
OvA said:
I didn't read the whole thing, but I'm going to assume you had a steamy affair with your dad's girlfriend.

Yep. But why don't you read it all to get all the juicy details.
 
OvA said:
I didn't read the whole thing, but I'm going to assume you had a steamy affair with your dad's girlfriend.

I too was thinking this was a Pesmerga story and was going to end in a filthy blowjob in the backseat of her car on the way back to her grandmother's house.
 
DreadLord1337 said:
I too was thinking this was a Pesmerga story and was going to end in a filthy blowjob in the backseat of her car on the way back to her grandmother's house.
I'm going to leave this thread now :|
 
satch919 said:
So I guess there is some hope for humanity huh?

:)

Yeah I know. Isn't it awesome? When this person could have went away with 80 bucks in free, cool gifts, he instead turned them into the customer service for whoever lost them could get them back.
 
Too bad you weren't able to thank the person who turned it in. A simple thank you goes a long way in today's society. People are in the holiday spirit.
 
CptStern said:
how do you know it wasnt a festivus miracle?

Because I don't live in new york, the only place festivus is celebrated, by about 0.00008% of the population there.
 
Raziaar said:
Because I don't live in new york, the only place festivus is celebrated, by about 0.00008% of the population there.


ok that's it! you've been added to my list of Grievances for the year <jots down raziaar's name>


actually it's celebrated in Wisconsin and started in 1966:


The Festivus idea came to the show through writer Dan O'Keefe. His father, Daniel O'Keefe, had invented a Festivus holiday in 1966, including many of the features later included in the Seinfeld episode. The father was inspired in part by the Samuel Beckett play Krapp's Last Tape, whose protagonist tapes himself speaking at different times in his life. The original Airing of Grievances was spoken into a tape recorder, and the O'Keefe family retains some of the tapes. (The father's career as a Reader's Digest editor meant internal politics of that organization are prominently featured; external grievances were permitted.) The O'Keefe tradition did not have a set date, but would take place in response to family tension, "any time from December to May" (Salkin). The phrase "a Festivus for the rest of us" also derived from an O'Keefe family event, the death of the elder O'Keefe's mother. This is not dissimilar from an Irish wake. The holiday made it onto Seinfeld after the writing team was amused by O'Keefe's retelling.


it's a Festivus MIRACLE!!!
 
It's a christmas miracle. Cause i'm the one who it happened to, thank you very much, and I celebrate christmas :cheese:
 
well what if it had happened on boxing day ..would it still be a christmas miracle?
 
CptStern said:
well what if it had happened on boxing day ..would it still be a christmas miracle?

Doesn't really matter what day man. Its the holiday season.

Come on, stop trying to turn this thread around :-P
 
I'm not ...I just want someone to celebrate festivus with me ...need a partner for the feats of strength
 
Screw what kind of "miracle" it is...doesn't matter when there is no miracle!

Har har...now try to prove that it was a miracle and not a kind hearted citizen that found it and turned it in?

Does it take miracles for citizens to do the right thing these days? I sure hope not...

In fact I would have turned it in. Being an Eagle Scout I don't think I would have been able to take it, especially around this time of year.
 
It's a figure of speech man. Not a miracle from god.

Goodwill in a situation like that is relatively rare, so I learn to appreciate it when I see it.
 
meh I've done stuff like that and I'm a heathen ..you dont need baby jesus to do good deeds
 
CptStern said:
meh I've done stuff like that and I'm a heathen ..you dont need baby jesus to do good deeds

This thread wasn't about anything religious. Jesus Christ.
 
well I was walking in the store and saw a little crying kid who obviously was lost and could not find his family. so I brought him to security and his dad came and got him...lots of nice holiday miracles this season :D
 
Zeus said:
well I was walking in the store and saw a little crying kid who obviously was lost and could not find his family. so I brought him to security and his dad came and got him...lots of nice holiday miracles this season :D

Dude! You could of made off with a free kid for the holiday season!

All joking aside. Very cool of you.
 
I made this handy little tag to warn people when stern has filled a thread with athiest ideas and rhetoric

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I returned binoculars and a book once. I hope someone makes a thread about me. ;_;
 
OvA said:
I made this handy little tag to warn people when stern has filled a thread with athiest ideas and rhetoric

Priceless
 
hehe ..that flying stern head is gonna give me a seizure :)
 
OvA said:
I didn't read the whole thing, but I'm going to assume you had a steamy affair with your dad's girlfriend.
I got to the part where they finally found teh gift. I am only assuming that since they were both so excited, sex ensued.
 
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