My mother shared with me a story a few hours ago

[ríomhaire]

We laughed our arses off. Jintor thinks it's horrible.


So I used to go to school with this girl who's now in college up the country. She's staying with this family that had a dog. She hates dogs, though that's not the point. So one day, when she's in the house and everyone else is away the dog has some sort of fit or cesure or something and falls unconcious. She can't contact any of the family though.

She decides she needs to take it to the vet but she can't afford a taxi so she takes the bus. In order to smuggle the unconcious dog onto the bus she puts it into a suitcase and carries it on. While she's sitting down this guy starts talking to her and they're chatting away when he asks what's in the case.

She claims it's her brother's musical instrument that she's transporting for him. The man says he's getting off at the same stop and offers to help her carry the case. As soon as the bus doors open he picks up the case and runs off with it.

The man, the case and the dog have not been heard from since.

 

[Jintor]

See, the sad part is that some ****wit stole an unconscious dog.

 

[Raziaar]

He probably killed the dog by not getting it proper medical care!

He probably saw it in the bag and kept it closed and it either suffocated to death or died from exposure after discarding it!

That's terrible!

You're a horrible human being!

 

[Darkside55]

The seizure was fake, the dog was in on it. It paid the man to escape.

 

[Krynn72]

I laughed pretty hard. Sucks for the dog, but I can just imagine the reaction of the thief.

 

[kupocake]

The words 'horrible', 'dog', 'girl' and possibly 'instrument' aligned to make me draw conclusions about this anecdote before its completion that made the end result amusing rather than disgusting. Good show.

I laughed pretty hard. Sucks for the dog, but I can just imagine the reaction of the thief.

He was probably stealing the instrument so he could go busking for small change in order to afford something to eat. Finding an unconcious dog in the suitcase just cut out the middle-man.

 

[mindless_moder]

Thats absolutely hilarious. I wonder what that says about the kindness of strangers . If i was her i'd just ask the driver to make an exception for a sick dog .

 

[Warped]

she fed it chocolate, then punched it, now its dead

 

[Dog--]

It's ok guys I was in on it.

I was THE dog.

Or should I say Dog--.

MUHAHAHA.

 

[tesher06]

When do I need to laugh?

 

[MJ12]

 

[Dog--]

Why the **** did you post that.

 

[Vegeta897]

Oh calm down Do- ... oh.

 

[15357]

I think it's horrible.


I'd be pretty damn distressed if that happened to my dog.

 

[Adabiviak]

...wife must not see that.

 

[Krynn72]

Oh calm down Do- ... oh.

I lol'd

 

[Asuka]

LMFAO that was a pretty cool story.

 

[MJ12]

Why the **** did you post that.

Dude, you were pretty drunk, but I thought you'd be totally cool with it?

 

[highlander]

hahahaha. I laughed.

 

[Danimal]

C'mon d00ds, I doubt Riomhaire's MILF's story would be true.

 

[Raziaar]

...wife must not see that.

This is a wife free zone.

 

[MRG]

The story would have been funny had it had a happy ending, such as if when the guy picked up the suitcase & started to run off, the dog woke up & began to tear his way out & then proceeded to chew on the would-be thief.

However, as is, that's a very sad story.

-MRG

 

[VirusType2]

dog gone it

 

[Raziaar]

Speaking of crazy stories about dead animals...

I just had this really big(okay not that big... about the size of a penny) creepy ****ing spider crawl across my monitor. The ****ing thing was moving fast and it looked like it was wearing desert camouflage!

I proceeded to demonstrate that it was not camouflaged well enough.

 

[nurizeko]

I only wish every dog could have a seizure while in the company of someone too cheap to buy a taxi to the vet.



The that giant rat species could be cleansed from the Earth for good.

 

[VirusType2]

Sounds like this guy took the dog for a walk.

 

[Unfocused]

I LOLed. This is tragically hilarious.

 

[jimbo118]

I lol'd. The I for the dog. Then I D: at the pic.

 

[Dog--]

Dude, you were pretty drunk, but I thought you'd be totally cool with it?

YOU SAID THERE WAS NO FILM IN THE CAMERA.


capsffs

 

[Sulkdodds]

And that man was me.

I love my dog.

 

[Sulkdodds]

And that man was me.

I love my dog.

 

[nipples]

dog gone it

Sounds like this guy took the dog for a walk.

Why hasn't anyone commented on these?

 

[VirusType2]

I wonder if they took the greyhound? I spent many a smokey ride on there as a little kid and got off the bus completely bloodshot and sick. Probably don't allow smoking on it anymore.