My parents just left for 2 weeks.

[Stigmata]

Fill up the entire house with popcorn. Then it will be like a maze of popcorn that you have to swim through whenever you need to get somewhere, and every single thing you take for granted in life will be put into perspective when you realize how difficult it would be to urinate when your entire body is surrounded by popcorn, and the toilet is clogged from the last time you tried to flush.

Sigged.

 

[Krynn72]

\o/

yay!

 

[Geogaddi]

Actually he would probably starve and die, since he isnt allowed to get up for food.

Not if the house was filled with popcorn.

 

[Acepilotf14]

That's why he moves into the kitchen with his computer.
Right next to the fridge...

Now is how the world ends.

 

[Smoke]

I actually do have a small fridge I can put next to my computer...

Genius. :| BRB.

 

[-Psy-]

i c wut you did thar.

I have some popcorn btw. Maybe I can fill you?

 

[Acepilotf14]

Also, get a microwave.

 

[Smoke]

Got one 6ft away from me anyway..

 

[Acepilotf14]

That is TOO far away!

 

[Dinkleberry]

Get a big pack of biscuits and lure all the water birds you can to your house and make a duck sanctuary for when your parents get back

 

[sinkoman]

Weedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweed

 

[DEATHMASTER]

do it with the huge stuffed animal dog.

 

[Shodan]

Alright dude, get your reaching stick ready, your pissing pot, all those microwavable burgers, a big bottle of vodka and you're set for 2 weeks of sleep deprived, internet and alchohol fuelled gaming and porn browsing hate.

 

[Xendance]

As long as you don't have a third arm or anything...

I reside in the smallest town in Gloucestershire, Northleach. It also happens to be the second most inbred town in the county, being surpassed by the FoD... of course I'm sure you're aware of that!

Why, why, why do they all fornicate in the countryside?!

I wasn't aware of it, I only have lived here two years

 

[Azner]

Macerena

 

[cheddarrr]

have parties and drink ltos of booze! its alwys fun1

 

[Smoke]

Alright dude, get your reaching stick ready, your pissing pot, all those microwavable burgers, a big bottle of vodka and you're set for 2 weeks of sleep deprived, internet and alchohol fuelled gaming and porn browsing hate.

It had to be sigged.

 

[evil^milk]

Alright dude, get your reaching stick ready, your pissing pot, all those microwavable burgers, a big bottle of vodka and you're set for 2 weeks of sleep deprived, internet and alchohol fuelled gaming and porn browsing hate.

This man speaks the truth.

Especially the pissing pot thing - I did that once. Was rather uncomfortable when I used it that night, but it really came in handy for pukes and pees.

 

[Kula Meenur]

This man speaks the truth.

Especially the pissing pot thing - I did that once. Was rather uncomfortable when I used it that night, but it really came in handy for pukes and pees.

D:

 

[JNightshade]

Suggestions.

:cheers:

Live up to your name.