My School Almost Got Bombed

[Tollbooth Willie]

What's that supposed to mean? :frown:

It means you suck dick.

 

[Maestro]

You also need some Gypsies too.

I couldn't be bothered to think of a pun.

As to bombs? Shit man, this stuff is easy to come by, easy to ignite when set up properly (using a high-velocity blasting cap, easily available from any fireworks supplier), explodes at roughly 7000f/s (C4 is 9k for a benchmark), and it's 90 bucks for 10 pounds of the stuff.

Really, if I wanted to destroy a school, it's not that hard to do. Luckily 'criminally stupid' is as accurate as it gets, felons are among the dumbest sumbitches you'll ever meet.

Ever.

 

[Dog--]

Aww willeh you sure know how to bring a dog down

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Not my fault you like the cock.

 

[KoreBolteR]

So glad I don't have to buy this from Libyans in parking lots at the mall anymore.

I bought this to power a home-made submarine that I use to look for prehistoric-era life forms in land-locked lakes around my home town in Alaska. At first I wasn't sure if this item would (or could) arrive via mail, but I was glad to see it showed up with no problems. Well, almost no problems.

Unfortuantly my mom opened my mail, because she does not respect people's privacy. She was pretty upset to see Uranium Ore. After a long argument and me running away from home again, she finaly stopped being such an idiot and I was able to get back to work.

The quality of this Uranium is on par with the stuff I was bying from the Libyans over at the mall parking lot, but at half the price! I just hope the seller does not run out, because I have many projects on my list including a night vision sasquatch radar, an electromagnetic chupakabra cage, a high velocity, aerial, weighted Mothman net and super heated, instant grill cheese sandwhich maker.

Ok for cleaning teeth, not so great for killing ants..

Picked this up for use in one of my kid's 'diversity' projects in school (Great Success!), and stuck the leftovers in the cabinet next to the baking soda.

Ran out of toothpaste, and remembered how you're supposed to be able to use baking soda to clean your teeth, so of course, I accidentally used this instead, and Wow! all I can say is, my teeth have never been cleaner! They sparkle, they tingle, and for some reason, they STAY clean now, no matter what. Highly recommended!

However, when I ran out of that fire-ant killer powder stuff, I figured I would try some for that too.

Big mistake!

Boy, it sure did not kill those ants!

Fortunately, those suckers get slower as they get bigger, so I have been able to use a shovel to take care of most of them, one at a time though, the sneaky devils.

And the darn trash man refuses to take them away..

I would have given this product 5 stars for the teeth and the project on embracing diversity, but I deducted one star because of the giant mutant ants.

LOL !!!

 

[Tyguy]

i once had a dream that cum was an explosive and i was running around the city naked shooting stuff with it.....<- true story and relevant

 

[Warped]

I was on someones death list, number 19 actually but the kid turned out to not being a douche later on in life.

 

[Shyam]

I'm suprised that it's only you who can't see sarcasm in my reply to alarmist fairandbalanced.

I wasn't alarmist, let's just say that was the straw that broke the Camel's back.

 

[CyberPitz]

My friend once told me he knew how to make crude bombs by visiting an Anarchist website. I was no longer his friend.

And in reference to the original topic, if he intended to blow up the school, he is dumb. Should have bought a gun instead.

I guess you'll hate me for having, at one time, owned the Anarchist Cook Book...

I always lose my friends over it!

*EDIT*

I was on someones death list, number 19 actually but the kid turned out to not being a douche later on in life.

I was #1 on someones kill list in Middle School. Being middle school, I thought nothing of it. In retrospect, I shoulda told someone........

 

[VirusType2]

I think they are blowing this out of proportion.

 

[Tyguy]

I was #1 on someones kill list in Middle School. Being middle school, I thought nothing of it. In retrospect, I shoulda told someone........

what the hell did you do to be number one? congrats on not getting shot i guess.

 

[15357]

I was #1 on someones kill list in Middle School. Being middle school, I thought nothing of it. In retrospect, I shoulda told someone........

Um, Any idea why?

 

[Acepilotf14]

He's retarded for having that on his school drive.

I have Touhou on my school drive. Well, used to. Just bought a new flash drive so everything's on there now. Tech class is awesome.

p.s. Pitz, I'm still trying to find you you white honkey bastard

 

[Levaetus]

I have Touhou on my school drive. Well, used to. Just bought a new flash drive so everything's on there now. Tech class is awesome.

p.s. Pitz, I'm still trying to find you you white honkey bastard

We should start working on the game now huh? Nah we'll just copy it with your flash drive. Shit's good mang.

 

[Acepilotf14]

We should start working on the game now huh? Nah we'll just copy it with your flash drive. Shit's good mang.

Go talk to Alex.

 

[Levaetus]

Go talk to Alex.

No. I do not want to add insult to injury.

 

[CyberPitz]

what the hell did you do to be number one? congrats on not getting shot i guess.

Um, Any idea why?

I've honestly got no clue. I was the kid that nobody liked in school, so I only had 1 friend *PITY PARTY*, so I'm guessing it was just because everybody didn't like me, and he would be a hero? *shrug*. He also had his web page open that was confessing his love for one of the girls in the school, and how he would kill any guy she was with so he could be with her.

He was a nut. I found him on facebook recently, I thought about messaging him to say, "Thanks for not killing me like you said you would in Middle School!"

*EDIT*

p.s. Pitz, I'm still trying to find you you white honkey bastard

Ryan Dunn? IZZAT YOU?

 

[Eejit]

Do it.

 

[Ennui]

I guess you'll hate me for having, at one time, owned the Anarchist Cook Book...

I always lose my friends over it!

*EDIT*


I was #1 on someones kill list in Middle School. Being middle school, I thought nothing of it. In retrospect, I shoulda told someone........

I was on top of someone's kill list in middle school too. It literally was a notebook page that said "KILL" at the top and had a list of names, with mine front and center. I didn't take the guy seriously though and rightfully since he ended up dealing with his anger issues and is now a well-adjusted college student (if still a bit weird) and... on his way to becoming a cop. Derp derp.

I personally found the anarchist cookbook online when I was about 12, my friends and I had some pyrotechnic fun with it but never made anything too intense (just tennis ball bombs, homemade napalm etc) and certainly never for any purpose other than "let's blow some shit up / light some shit on fire because it will look cool".

The kid at your school is a ****tard for reading the anarchist cookbook at school and for storing it on the school drive (what a moron) and deserves getting ****ed in the ass over it, but that doesn't mean he had any intention of attacking the school - and if he did, not to worry since he's clearly such an idiot that it wouldn't have been effective anyhow.

 

[15357]

I've honestly got no clue. I was the kid that nobody liked in school, so I only had 1 friend *PITY PARTY*

I find that rather hard to believe, but... whatever.

so I'm guessing it was just because everybody didn't like me, and he would be a hero? *shrug*. He also had his web page open that was confessing his love for one of the girls in the school, and how he would kill any guy she was with so he could be with her.

He was a nut. I found him on facebook recently, I thought about messaging him to say, "Thanks for not killing me like you said you would in Middle School!"

Sounds like a nut, alrite.



You know, I used to experiment with household chemicals. I mixed chlorine with acetone one day and it completley wiped out the hair on my hands and arms. I love fire, it looks so beautiful. I was absolutely fascinated by how flammable chemicals act when set on fire.

 

[CyberPitz]

I find that rather hard to believe, but... whatever.


Sounds like a nut, alrite.



You know, I used to experiment with household chemicals. I mixed chlorine with acetone one day and it completley wiped out the hair on my hands and arms. I love fire, it looks so beautiful. I was absolutely fascinated by how flammable chemicals act when set on fire.

haha, If someone from my past met me now, they would be totally floored at how much I've changed. I'm not so socially awkward, I'm more outspoken, I don't attempt to hide in the corner/shadows as not to be seen....I'm pretty much 100% different.

 

[L3N!N]

I have a copy of the Anarchist Cookbook right here. No jokes.

 

[Rizzo]

You are all number 1 on my death list.

Kill:
1. Half life2.net
2. That DJ guido guy from Jersey shore or what ever... God I hate him.
3. Green day.

 

[Higlac]

So, I made this cannon that will shoot a potato through the wall of a house. Anybody want to come over and test it?

 

[ríomhaire]

I've read shit on making explosives and thermite, as well as shit on subliminal messages/mind control.

I've discussed making thermite with my friends before, not to melt through someone's car or anything, just because it would be cool.

 

[Higlac]

Thermite is easy to make. Mix Iron (III) oxide and Aluminium powder in equal molar quantities. Ignite using a magnesium ribbon or a common metal sparkler.

 

[ríomhaire]

I know that. As I said I read up on how to make it. I just never bothered to do it.

 

[Vegeta897]

M80s are the only things you need.

 

[Higlac]

Only when you make them yourself.

 

[VirusType2]

I never argue with a bomb building religious man.

 

[Higlac]

Good idea. I haven't really built any bombs yet. Well, not personally. I've been present when we caused a major disturbance with an... object.

 

[Shyam]

As many other people pointed out, he may have never intended to bomb the school. Well if he had intended to kill anyone. A gun could be more efficient, more easy to acquire and hide.