My Talent

[Uriel]

I just dropped my whole plate of buttered and syruped blueberry waffles right on the floor, all landing face down. God cursed me with this gift, atleast once a week, i drop food that has been prepared in a timely manner.

What the deuce is wrong with me?

 

[15357]

How do you drop them? DO they slip out of your hands suddenly, or do you lose balance?

 

[Harryz]

If I ever drop food, I always offer it to people I don't like. I'm so generous.

 

[Uriel]

It tends to fall out of my plate, in a very slow manner. Maybe deep inside i want my food to fall.

 

[Dekstar]

Maybe your mind is subconsciously making you drop your food 'cos you're fat?

 

[short recoil]

Motor neuron disease :O

 

[Beerdude26]

It tends to fall out of my plate, in a very slow manner. Maybe deep inside i want my food to fall.

Just place all the ingredients on the floor, lay yourself down in a comfortable manner (maybe place some cushions) and voila
(Oh and maybe put some plate or something that you work above so when the food falls it doesn't fall on the ground)

 

[Uriel]

HAH, not fat in the least bit. I'm quite fit actually.

 

[CptStern]

hehe when I read the title to this thread I couldnt help but sing this song in my head:

"my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want to play with my ding-a-ling"

 

[Dekstar]

hehe when I read the title to this thread I couldnt help but sing this song in my head:

"my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want to play with my ding-a-ling"

So you're implying he's dropping his plate due to an impulsive reaction to touch his crotch?

 

[Ennui]

Interesting mental image, there, dek.

 

[Harryz]

So you're implying he's dropping his plate due to an impulsive reaction to touch his crotch?

http://macworld.homeip.net/DVD_Backups/images/American_Pie.jpg

The truth comes out.

 

[Uriel]

:upstare: OHHHHHH YOU CAUGHT ME

 

[CptStern]

So you're implying he's dropping his plate due to an impulsive reaction to touch his crotch?

wow ...you really took it someplace I hadnt even thought of :O

 

[JNightshade]

A thread about dropping pie. WOOOOOO.

 

[CrazyHarij]

A thread about dropping pie. WOOOOOO.

drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot

 

[Vegeta897]

drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot

Well, then it better be apple pie, because apple pie is the only good pie to have heated.

Oh, maybe cherry too.

 

[dfc05]

Well, then it better be apple pie, because apple pie is the only good pie to have heated.

Oh, maybe cherry too.

What about pumpkin pie?

 

[Vegeta897]

What about pumpkin pie?

Definitely NOT. Pumpkin pie should always be cold. Doesn't it like, melt a bit when it's warm?

 

[short recoil]

Liver and onion pie...............

 

[*~Alex~*]

Mmmmm blueberry waffles sound lush... how could you drop such yummy food!! Saying tht tho i once dropped this fit piece of chocolate cake, it literally fell outta my hands, omg it looked so delicious n then someone sat in it...oopsie

 

[Sulkdodds]

"Curses! I've done gone and dropped a plate of my favourite waffles! It's as if I have butter-fingers! What the deuce is wrong with me?"

 

[CptStern]

sulkdodds I'm ****ing really ****ing surprised at you for using that ****ing vile curse word "deuce" ..please try to use a less offensive term like fiddlesticks or fudge or perhaps "heavens to murgatroid" you old snagglepuss you




not cursing has made me feel all dirty

I need to curse:

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george bush



ahhh I feel better

 

[JNightshade]

Oh noes! Stern hath summoned the vile beast by his very name! Now we shall surely perish D:

 

[xombine]

Definitely NOT. Pumpkin pie should always be cold. Doesn't it like, melt a bit when it's warm?

Yeah. It's meant to be served cold. Also, revenge is a dish best served cold.

 

[kirovman]

Motor neuron disease :O

This was the conclusion I reached. Nice knowing you, Uriel.

 

[Greatgat]

Just a word of warning to our reproductively inclined members:

Keep your babies out of the hands of Uriel. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

 

[dfc05]

Yeah. It's meant to be served cold. Also, revenge is a dish best served cold.

Ahh, what the heck. My parents always warmed up my pumpkin pie for me. They must hate me or something.

 

[JNightshade]

Yeah, that's it.

 

[OvA]

George Bush is your friend.