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Ennui said:
One more joke as insensitive and shitty as this and you're out faster than a lightbulb that flashes on and then burns out within a nanosecond when you turn on the light in a dark room effectively scaring my pants off.
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But not faster than Ali?
 
Ennui said:
I'd probably do something like go crazy and run off to live in the woods naked amongst the animals for a year.
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that's actually a good idea I've been thinking about doing one of these days.
 
evil^milk said:
that's actually a good idea I've been thinking about doing one of these days.
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go for it. you might die though, the mexican wilderness is a bit less forgiving than the southeastern american wilderness
 
Yeah you might get attacked by a chinchilla...or a burrito or something.
 
xombine said:
Yeah you might get attacked by a chinchilla...or a burrito or something.
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nominated for best joke of the month, mines worst lame joke of the mellinium;( ;( ;(
 
What did the ghost say to the bee...

Boobie.

LOLROFLMABBQ
 
Zombie said:
What did the ghost say to the bee...

Boobie.

LOLROFLMABBQ
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You're still better, i laughed at that Joke, Sorry Greatgat and Ennui Sorry i want to state Sorry
 
I think a new topic is in order... Breakups, turndowns, snubs, etc. You know, relationship trouble.

Like, what was your worst breakup? Any really bad fights you've had? Ever asked a girl out drunk, and it didn't turn out too good? I've got my own story (I wasn't drunk, btw) that I'll tell later.
 
My girlfriend gets drunk pretty quickly. After four-six beers, she's wasted. This often results in lolage. But it also means that I have to take care of her pretty soon in the evening. Not that I mind :p
 
Yeah, If I had a girlfriend, I could tell. But nooo, they have to seperate the girls from the boys with 5 meter fences with barbed wire.
 
15357 said:
Yeah, If I had a girlfriend, I could tell. But nooo, they have to seperate the girls from the boys with 5 meter fences with barbed wire.
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Hooray for bullshit totalitarianism! Tell me what to think, say, and do, please government!

I haven't had many big wipeouts as far as girls go. I tend to wait until I'm fairly sure it will work out before I shoot for it. I've been dumped once, and I've dumped girls a couple of times (unhappily I mean, a non-mutual breakup).
 
I've never had the greatest luck with relationships, but this year has been a resounding failure, even by my standards. In the beginning of the year, I spent all my time and money with this one girl, only to realize that she was completely unstable (albeit completely hot). I got over her, and later went back to a girl I've been crazy about for years. The only problem is, she's a year older than me, and captain of the cheerleading squad. I spent a lot of time with her, got to know her even better, then I finally told her how I felt, and BAM- things got weird. It hasn't been the same since.

So yeah, that's my shitty year in a nutshell.
 
Ok, here's my story- I ddin't tell it earlier because I left for summer school, grumble....

There's this girl I liked for a while, I met her at a church dance (we're both mormon) altohugh she is significantly more strict and all that, religious wise... Anyway, I'm fifteen, she's seventeen, and she wanted to wait until I was sixteen before we started actually dating. She was being nice and waiting, she kept saying things like, nobody would ask her out anyway- I guess you could call her a bit of a nerd... a theater techie, etc. But sometimes she would bring up this guy that she "sorta liked" and how he really liked her... I didn't think much of it. Then a couple months ago she started telling me this guy was staying the night at her house and I was like, whoah, red light, but I ignored it and went right on without saying anything... Keep in mind that I really liked her, and was actually looking forward to my sixteenth birthday because of this girl.

Anyway, monday night, she told me hwo the night before this guy had stayed the night at her house and how they had "cuddled" all night, and then she told me all this stuff that he had said they would do... And then she goes on about how I didn't have very high "standards" and they weren't on par with hers, and how she wanted to date a mormon who would ACT like a mormon or something like that. So I was like, fine, maybe this other douche will be a better guy for you and erm, closed the chat box.

Yeah, nice standards, having this guy sleeping over at your house every other night.
 
Que-Ever said:
Yeah, nice standards, having this guy sleeping over at your house every other night.
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I can only say what Peter Griffin once said:

Whoreslutbitch.
 
Que-Ever said:
Ok, here's my story- I ddin't tell it earlier because I left for summer school, grumble....

There's this girl I liked for a while, I met her at a church dance (we're both mormon) altohugh she is significantly more strict and all that, religious wise... Anyway, I'm fifteen, she's seventeen, and she wanted to wait until I was sixteen before we started actually dating. She was being nice and waiting, she kept saying things like, nobody would ask her out anyway- I guess you could call her a bit of a nerd... a theater techie, etc. But sometimes she would bring up this guy that she "sorta liked" and how he really liked her... I didn't think much of it. Then a couple months ago she started telling me this guy was staying the night at her house and I was like, whoah, red light, but I ignored it and went right on without saying anything... Keep in mind that I really liked her, and was actually looking forward to my sixteenth birthday because of this girl.

Anyway, monday night, she told me hwo the night before this guy had stayed the night at her house and how they had "cuddled" all night, and then she told me all this stuff that he had said they would do... And then she goes on about how I didn't have very high "standards" and they weren't on par with hers, and how she wanted to date a mormon who would ACT like a mormon or something like that. So I was like, fine, maybe this other douche will be a better guy for you and erm, closed the chat box.

Yeah, nice standards, having this guy sleeping over at your house every other night.
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So hes more of a mormon becuase he sleeps at her house and does naughty stuff????...sounds like another dumb woman to me.
 
hungryduck said:
So hes more of a mormon becuase he sleeps at her house and does naughty stuff????...sounds like another dumb woman to me.
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Apparently... Anyway, I'm over her already.. apathy ftw!

Some other stories... My first girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend. I didn't find out until about two years later. I didn't care much. Btw, my fourb est friends all like that girl, and at least two went all mopey, and withdrawn, and suicidal because of it (stupid ****ing ****s) one hates me to this day (I hate him too, so I win) and the other was cheating, so... **** all of 'em.

This other girl... I met her about five years ago in some science camp... then I met her again last year at school. She wasn't that great looking and really damn irritating, but she was flirty as hell and I fell for it. Anyway, you guys know the numa numa song? You know it's really called "dragosta din tei"? It's by a band called O-zone. This girl became obsessed with that band. Their from romania and all their songs are in romanian, so this girl bought a romanian dictionary and ****ign LEARNED ROMANIAN IN A YEAR because of that band. Oh, and yeah, every day she'd come into class and tell me how much cuter this one band member was than me. I don't remember his name, it was like arse or anus or something. Seriously.

This other girl... she had a twin sister, and If I met up with them, I couldn't tell them apart! So I had to wait for one of them to come over to me before I knwew which one I was going out with. I broke up with her on my birthday... I had my arm around her waist, then I told her we should stop seeing each other, and she was like, "oh." then walked off. I thought that was pretty funny :)

My alst girlfriend was my favorite. She was beautiful, and really nice. I told you guys about her before, in uh, the amnesty thread >.>
 
Must i tell my story... u guys know about it already right? Or at least u know the name...
 
My ex left me without saying why, so it's like wtf m8.
 
This girl that looks like a guy has asked me out upwards of 10 times now. I have told her repeatedly I do not or never will go with her.

I wasn't rude about it or anything until the last times. I actually tried to be nice and let her off easy, but the bitch was getting annoying.
 
Que, your luck with the females does not seem all that fantastic D:
 
Maybe it just seems that way when I put it all together in one post like that, but there was a lot of time in between where I was very happy <3
 
I talked to the girl that pwned me today... she says I took what she said the wrong way, and she wants to be friends, and that the guy stiffed her anyway :dozey: I think I'll stick with her for a bit, and if it doesn't work out, I'll get over it, simple as that.

Anyway, this post most definitely isn't a shameless bump, and it most CERTAINLY is not a double post.

The new topic is clothes- specifically, today's fasions. The "ghetto" style is actually alright, I'm sure the big clothes are really comfortable and definitely aren't really bad looking, so long as people don't get outrageous with them (as people are wont to do...)

What I really hate are the clothes that come pre-cocked up. You know, with the strategic scrapes and buffs, or the paints splatters, or patches, or whatever, and how they're always so tight. And not to metnion not entirley gender specific.... What's really insane is the cost- these things cost like, twice as much as regular clothes, which, hey, get this, AREN'T ****ED UP.

I myself wear tight clothes, because A- I like tight shirts, it shows off my manly breasts, and my pants are too tight because the only jeans I have that aren't all ripped up are too small- my balls are getting pinched at the moment. My mom tells me not to wear my messed up clothes because it makes me look like a hobo, but I like wearing them, I'm proud of them- because they got messed up from natural causes, like from use? Falling, getting a hole? Not paying other people to mess them up before I even see them? Come on. Stupid preps.
 
*coughBADGERcough* :P


Anyway, I wear relatively tight-fitting clothes as well. Why? Because girls sechs me for it.
 
Eek, why would anyone pay 128 bucks for that? My jeans rarely cost more than 15 bucks, and they inevitably end up looking just like that :p
 
JNightshade said:
Eek, why would anyone pay 128 bucks for that? My jeans rarely cost more than 15 bucks, and they inevitably end up looking just like that :p
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Because I can. :thumbs:
 
Dreadlord, that looks cool but its too expensive...
I always wear black, is that a bad habit? Or a bad taste? (please not both!)
 
Azner said:
Dreadlord, that looks cool but its too expensive...
I always wear black, is that a bad habit? Or a bad taste? (please not both!)
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Depends on the person. Black looks fine on some people, as long as you're not looking all depressed and emo.
 
Sorry, I'll get one without nuts, I know you are allergic.
 
vegeta897 said:
Sorry, I'll get one without nuts, I know you are allergic.
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Seriously what does it mean, anyway i am not allericic to nuts only chinese herbs and kidney beans... im G6PD defincincey
 
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