My turn for ranting

[CyberPitz]

With a giant cock barreling down her throat.

All the way down, so she starts to gag, thus throwing up all over his cock and everybody elses balls.

 

[Naudian]

I don't think a lock will do...this thing needs deletage D:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Not even fire can kill it...It's grown too large, it's going to assimilate EVERYTHING.

 

[TCfromBN]

Goddess I pray to thee with all my might, I am yours, the instrument of war, goddess guide my hand. Let not my enemies triumph over me, be my cradle, my high tower, my fortress, and my shield, Grant me courage to defeat my enemies....

I watched that movie today.

 

[<RJMC>]

I think people is not wearing enough hats

 

[TCfromBN]

Go wear a hat, good sir.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Do the macarena and **** a one legged midget transvestite hooker.

 

[CyberPitz]

What if I pork a quadriplegic while it's on a horse getting ass raped by my mothers Z-16 model 9 vibrator?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

That would be appropriate as well.

 

[The Monkey]

All the way down, so she starts to gag, thus throwing up all over his cock and everybody elses balls.

This shit turns me on more than any porn ever could.

 

[Gunner]

This is by far the worst thread of the day.

I demand that you all cease and desist.

 

[Stigmata]

This is by far the worst thread of the day.

I demand that you all cease and desist.

That's what she said!

So I shot her.

And then had sex with her.

You know, violently.

 

[Dr. Breen]

You never know a good BJ until either a very talented girl or a man does it to you. I mean, it makes sense! A man knows what a man wants!

Aw what the hell... sigged.

Anyway, I guess I'll do my part for this soon-to-be-locked-thread: I have a urination fetish and I like to put on a pair of pants that barely fit me, stand in a tub and piss myself. I then lie on the floor with my legs spread, contemplate the social ramifications of said pissing in my ideal fantasy and imagine a middle-aged Japanese man shouting "SHAME!"



Real turn-on.

 

[Higlac]

Aw what the hell... sigged.

Anyway, I guess I'll do my part for this soon-to-be-locked-thread: I have a urination fetish and I like to put on a pair of pants that barely fit me, stand in a tub and piss myself. I then lie on the floor with my legs spread, contemplate the social ramifications of said pissing in my ideal fantasy and imagine a middle-aged Japanese man shouting "SHAME!"



Real turn-on.

tmi...TMI DAMMIT!!

 

[MiccyNarc]

My God what have I spawned?!

That being said, Calypso had a bad case of crabs.

 

[15357]

This thread profoundly disturbs me.

 

[Jintor]

Yes, but you profoundly disturb me.

 

[15357]

Aye. All for the common good.

 

[Jintor]

That's pretty damn disturbing, Numbers.

 

[Wanted Bob]

Gah...it most certainly is not "safer here" anymore! D: