N. Korea launches rocket

yeah this is nuts, just read it 1 second ago before coming here
 
AND IT BEGINS...hope you're ready over there commander numbers.
 
Vegeta897 said:
Unfortunately?
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Typo.




OR SO YOU MAY THINK MWHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHa... ahem.


Seriously, if it did hit the US, we would be reunified in 3 months.


One day.... perhaps.....


AND IT BEGINS...hope you're ready over there commander numbers.
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Lol. Yeah, the next step might be a border skirmish of some kind, our experts are saying.
 
I'm pretty sure that the North only had enough vespene gas for one rocket. All they can build now really is marines and vultures. They've still got all of their siege tanks lined up on the border though, so be careful.



I'm the first person to make this joke ever.
 
Now you are the first person to die.
 
And I'm going to say **** chains.

Interesting story though. Hope that this doesn't go any farther.
 
I think we ought to have a separate forum for topics like these. You know, like one common forum that cultures together articles on national/global news with a primary emphasis on the political side of life.
 
This is a shame waiting to happen. Whatever happen will be nothing short of crazy. My prediction is that after we find this dud missile US and Japan blockades North Korea crippling their economy just a little bit more.
 
And the rocket docks with ISS, taking everybody hostage. Good times.
 
taken from another forum.


Japan will probably be outraged and issue a stern statement towards North Korea and probably up its military's alert level.

The United States will condemn the actions and will send a new carrier to the region to show that we can still get tough

China will issue a statement voicing that it is concerned about Kim Jong Il's provocation and do nothing

North Korea will declare its victory over Japanese and American aggression and will have a military parade through Pyongyang and April 5 becomes a new national holiday there.

Nobody goes to war because the only way this thing gets dangerous is if someone decides to pull a trigger.
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N. Korea doesn't need friends. They have the people's might!
 
North Korea is just a joke for ignoring NATO warnings etc. They keep this up much longer there won't be a North Korea. It'll just be Korea again.
 
Eternal President, Eternal President! We come to you with a fantastic idea! We will launch a satellite into space! Yes, we will be advanced like the rest of the world. No, we will be more advanced! We will surpass NASA, we will obliterate KARI! JAXA will tremble in our wake!

Yes... we will launch a satellite into space and we will play music! We will play songs in great tribute of General Kim Il-sung and General Kim Jong-il!

Next step, radio station on the moon!
 
Why is there food aid being sent to North Korea? Out of compassion for the citizens? Is there some other reason? How long would NK survive if it wasn't for that aid?
 
Raziaar said:
Eternal President, Eternal President! We come to you with a fantastic idea! We will launch a satellite into space! Yes, we will be advanced like the rest of the world. No, we will be more advanced! We will surpass NASA, we will obliterate KARI! JAXA will tremble in our wake!

Yes... we will launch a satellite into space and we will play music! We will play songs in great tribute of General Kim Il-sung and General Kim Jong-il!

Next step, radio station on the moon!
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That's about how I imagine it (although to be fair, I've never met anyone from North Korea).
Unfocused said:
Why is there food aid being sent to North Korea? Out of compassion for the citizens? Is there some other reason? How long would NK survive if it wasn't for that aid?
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Seconded. I'm not saying there isn't a reason, I'm just very curious.
 
They're all talk and no trousers in North Korea. They know that if they ever did try anything they would be removed with the click of a finger.
 
jet_porkins said:
I think we ought to have a separate forum for topics like these. You know, like one common forum that cultures together articles on national/global news with a primary emphasis on the political side of life.
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We used to have one.

It was basically Cpt_Stern's personal toilet.

We decided that it'd be for the best if he remained full of shit, so we took it down.
 
Solaris said:
North Korea space launch 'fails'
A North Korean rocket fails to put a satellite into orbit, US and South Korean officials say, hours after the North claims success.

EPIC FAIL
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7984254.stm
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Bahahahaha

North Korea failed in its attempt to get a satellite into space after a rocket launch early on Sunday, US and South Korean officials say.

Two stages of the rocket and its payload landed in the Pacific Ocean, a US military statement said.
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Hours earlier North Korea claimed the satellite had successfully been put into orbit and was transmitting data.
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Pathetic. That is like a child in denial.
 
In a previous satellite launch attempt in 1998, North Korea said it was sending up a device that would orbit the world transmitting revolutionary melodies.

It claimed this was also successful but the launch is believed to have been a failure as no trace of the satellite was ever found.
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Seems yet again they've failed, yet refuse to admit it. I mean come on don't they think that we won't notice that it's not in orbit.
 
15357 said:
Typo.




OR SO YOU MAY THINK MWHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHa... ahem.


Seriously, if it did hit the US, we would be reunified in 3 months.


One day.... perhaps.....




Lol. Yeah, the next step might be a border skirmish of some kind, our experts are saying.
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One can dream....


...Oneday...


Why is there food aid being sent to North Korea? Out of compassion for the citizens? Is there some other reason? How long would NK survive if it wasn't for that aid?
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I'm curious to, it would suck but it would probably go a long way to bringing the regime to its knees.




Also I totally agree with the denial thing, which makes me wonder why people think they have even a single nuke?.

The detected detonation didn't approach nuclear weapon levels when they "tested it" so why do folk assume they have one?.

They don't, they are massive liars. They cant build nukes, they cant launch satalites, they cant make a missile do whatever it is they actually want it to do, they cant even feed themselves, why the **** does the international community even pretend to play along?.

**** that shit, give NK the middle-finger, let it collapse, and WTF bitch slap any tantrums from their quickly failing regime with our overwhelming military superiority.

Bingbadaboom, NK regime has collapsed, international community moves in and helps rebuild a democratic NK, years down the line re-unification with SK, everyone is happy the end.
 
Honestly, if NATO/US forces moved in, would anyone actually defend NKorea?
 
So, was there a rocket gnome onboard?

rocket.jpg
 
that gnome has got to be the cutest non real thing in a video game ever
 
The gnome is the one who sabotaged the wocket.
 
Warped said:
i bet we really shot the object down, everytime some crappy country launches something it fails midflight
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And it can't possibly be due to the fact that space flight, orbits and trajectories are immensely complex undertakings.

:cheese:
 
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