Name my Boat

[<RJMC>]

also creates a fictional cool story for it like

"this boat belonged to a famous colombian drug dealer that brought a lot of hookers and lot of shootouts and bloodshed happened here and also a lot of coccaine,the whole interior was sprayed whit sulfuric acid to eliminate the smell of coccaine,blood and semen
in the seat of the toilet is where he executed his victims,forcing them to eat shit and shooting them in the back of the heads"

 

[Adrien C]

Borealis souns preety nice. I also have :

SunSeeker
SeaMaster
The Tabarly ( Famous French skiper)
Sea Marshall
Rafale
The cuauhtemoc
Tlaloc

 

[nipples]

Assman

Haha. "I'm the Assman!!"

Lactating Nipples

 

[delusional]

The Chum Bucket

 

[nipples]

The Cum Bucket

Fixed.

 

[delusional]

Fixed.

I prefer Cumsicle.

 

[nipples]

Works just as well.

 

[The Brick]

I made this joke before, but I think you should name it Shippi.

 

[SamuraiKenji]

HMS Poseidon

 

[Kula Meenur]

Poseidon



http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=KBlt13nCib8

 

[Lizardizzle]

Borealis?

Bet you didn't see that coming. Do it.

 

[Reginald]

The Star Fleet
Ten Cents
Big Mac
O.J.
Top Hat
Warrior
Hercules
Sunshine

The Z-Stacks
Zorran
Zebedee
Zak
Zug
Zip

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

S.S. Poopanchor

S.S. Banana Boat

 

[nipples]

S.S. Banana Hammock

 

[McGooTheWise]

Name it The Guirriare.

 

[staticprimer]

S.S. Attila The Hun

 

[DEATHMASTER]

This.

This.

 

[lefty]

the Dixon Cox

 

[Pesmerga]

do nested quotes still work?

yes they do

5char

 

[morgs]

Borealis might be cool if you're a half life fan, but otherwise it's pointless.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

HMS Marie Celeste.

 

[Stigmata]

The S.S. Buoyant.

 

[Eejit]

YES. this. Or, as Eijit suggested, take inspiration from the Culture.

I recommend "Ultimate Ship II" or "Pure Big Mad Boat Man".

You still have that very specific form of dyslexia I see.

You could even invent a new name along the lines of the 'gravitas' running gag.

 

[Dynasty]

S.S more powerful than Superman , Batman , spiderman and the Incredible Hulk put together.

Seriously though , how about "hydra" or "lusca" or some other mythical creature.

Damn it, beaten to it. Thought about that SS line straight away when I saw this thread.

S.S.HL2.Net?

Dots ftw.

 

[freakyflor]

Fail Boat, anyone?

 

[Darkside55]

If you want something from mythology, call it Circe's Ugly Face.

 

[Azner]

HMS Sickle
Get two friends to name their boats:
HMS Hammer
HMS Star

errr

 

[Sulkdodds]

You still have that very specific form of dyslexia I see.

eejut ijit ujet iejet eijut

 

[Kula Meenur]

\__/




Second thoughts, how about simply: Boat?

 

[Omnomnick]

HMS Shit at sea.

 

[Tagaziel]

Rps raep

 

[99.vikram]

Moby's Dick

 

[Stigmata]

The Japanese Whaler.

 

[Sheepo]

The Great Fox

 

[Darkside55]

Did you say Gray Fox?!

 

[lefty]

Call it Taob.

 

[Sheepo]

Wrong game Darkseid

 

[Kyorisu]

HMS Sinkytowne

 

[Emporius]

HMS Cinatit

 

[SimpleAssassin]

mjolnir

Poseidon's three pronged trident