NASA found a rock on mars...

[barbarbarbarbar]

...and every idiot is convinced it is a skull of a little green man.

UFO spotters were abuzz with excitement last night — after this picture of Mars appeared to show an ALIEN SKULL.

The snap by the Red Planet’s Spirit Rover probe revealed the head-shaped object in a desert.

One UFO fan on a Nasa internet forum said yesterday: “This is no boulder.

“Just like the Roswell aliens, the skull has a pointed chin with binocular eyes 5cm apart. It has a pointed small mouth so this creature most likely is a carnivore.”

Another joked: “Is this alien decapitated or is he buried up to his neck?”

See the picture here:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/ufos/article2405941.ece

Stupid " The Sun " won't let me embed.

 

[VirusType2]

I saw the same thing in my pancake!

 

[bbson john]

OMG IT LOOKS LIKE




a rock.

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

I saw the same thing in my pancake!

 

[swan_song1973]

ugh, nasa.

 

[Remus]

“Just like the Roswell aliens, the skull has a pointed chin with binocular eyes 5cm apart. It has a pointed small mouth so this creature most likely is a carnivore.”

Aha, so the supposed Roswell aliens were in fact ghosts of a long extinct martian civilisation...

...

 

[PvtRyan]

Obviously this is an alien at a Martian beach and he buried himself in the sand with the help of a friend.

Also, all in favor of the motion "conspiracy theorists should be collectively kicked the fuck down a flight of stairs", please raise your hand.

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

Obviously this is an alien at a Martian beach and he buried himself in the sand with the help of a friend.

Also, all in favor of the motion "conspiracy theorists should be collectively kicked the fuck down a flight of stairs", please raise your hand.

 

[Remus]

All in favour...

Motion caried!

 

[Shift]

So there are aliens on Mars with rock heads?

 

[Jintor]

Obviously this is an alien at a Martian beach and he buried himself in the sand with the help of a friend.

Also, all in favor of the motion "conspiracy theorists should be collectively kicked the fuck down a flight of stairs", please raise your hand.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOo6aHSY8hU

 

[Remus]

So there are aliens on Mars with rock heads?

That is correct.

 

[PvtRyan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOo6aHSY8hU

That is just goddamn beautiful.

 

[Eejit]

ugh, nasa.

Because the insanity of conspiracy theorists is their fault?

 

[Tyguy]

id react the same way he did, the guy walked on the damn moon...1 of 12 so far in the history of humanity, and he's told by some schmuck that he's a coward and a liar?

 

[Jintor]

That is correct.

Fluffing love that movie.

 

[nurizeko]

That is just goddamn beautiful.

Seconded.

 

[Remus]

id react the same way he did, the guy walked on the damn moon...1 of 12 so far in the history of humanity, and he's told by some schmuck that he's a coward and a liar?

Nice left hook for an old guy. <3
But why was that guy calling him a liar?

Oh wait, was that one of those "we didn't go to the moon" conspiracy nuts?

 

[Jintor]

Yep.

And Buzz just decked him.

 

[Evo]

Well you know, Aldrin was just punching that guy to preven the truth coming out? Right guys?

....

Good on Aldrin!

 

[Remus]

Aldrin is a disinformation officer working for the CIA.

<.<
>.>

 

[CyberPitz]

Yep.

And Buzz just decked him.

Guys like that are such an annoying piece of society.

*Tin foil hat*

 

[15357]

Yep.

And Buzz just decked him.

Awesome.

Perhaps you can cure mental retardation with physical force; I'll check and get back to you later.

 

[Sheepo]

Obviously this is an alien at a Martian beach and he buried himself in the sand with the help of a friend.

Also, all in favor of the motion "conspiracy theorists should be collectively kicked the fuck down a flight of stairs", please raise your hand.

I think conspiracy theories are fun as shit, man. Don't hate.

And that video was ****ing awesome.

 

[VirusType2]

going to the moon, brb

 

[Sombra Negra]

I've been waiting so long for an excuse to say this:
Take a look at the law-man beating up the wrong guy, oh man, wonder if he'll ever know he's in the best selling sho-ho-hooow, is there life on Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars?

The answer, of course, is **** no. Still love the song <3

 

[Eejit]

My name is Sam Tyler. I had an accident and I woke up in 1973. Am I mad? In a coma? Or back in time? Whatever's happened, it's like I've landed on a different planet. Now maybe if I can work out the reason I can get home.

 

[stemot]

My name is Sam Tyler. I had an accident and I woke up in 1973. Am I mad? In a coma? Or back in time? Whatever's happened, it's like I've landed on a different planet. Now maybe if I can work out the reason I can get home.

Quality UK programme. (Sorry , can't abide the US version).

 

[VirusType2]

If there were actually women on Mars, we'd have been there by now.

 

[Seppo]

lol it's just a fake skull. someone put it there.

 

[Dog--]

How did anyone even think that resembles anything close to a skull? It just looks like a rock. Some people are ****in dumb.

 

[Warped]

if we didn't go to the moon, then how did we plant space experiments that still work today?? Theres a device on earth that sends a signal to a mirror and it tells us that the moon is slowly moving away from the Earth

 

[Sheepo]

How did anyone even think that resembles anything close to a skull? It just looks like a rock. Some people are ****in dumb.

Maybe all rocks are the ancient bones of dead martians once inhabiting Earth. Now who's ****ing dumb!?

 

[Dog--]

if we didn't go to the moon, then how did we plant space experiments that still work today?? Theres a device on earth that sends a signal to a mirror and it tells us that the moon is slowly moving away from the Earth

Yea, but we didn't need a mirror to figure that out, it's simple physics, my good sir! (well actually it's very complicated physics, but it's physics nonetheless.) All orbiting bodies slowly move away from each other.

 

[Lucid]

Did everyone fail to realize that this is from The Sun? :|

 

[Saturos]

I couldn't care less about extra-terrestrials tbh. Just find a water source on Mars for pete's sake and forget about damn aliens.


Extra-terrestrial research is a waste of time and resources. Discovering a water source however is more practical.

 

[Dog--]

I couldn't care less about extra-terrestrials tbh. Just find a water source on Mars for pete's sake and forget about damn aliens.


Extra-terrestrial research is a waste of time and resources. Discovering a water source however is more practical.

Yes lets find water (it'd actually be ice) on Mars. Then we can drill for the water with un-manned machines, then we can cart it right on over back to Earth. I mean we've sent like what 5 things to Mars? I think this is doable. Hell yer.

Or we can find out if there are aliens out there which is a hundred times cooler, especially if your a nerd!


TBH both ideas are kinda stupid. Water thing is very impractical (atleast for another 100 years or so), and alien thing is stupid because considering how big the universe is there is no doubt that there is obviously aliens out there. We don't really need anymore proof then what we've got.

 

[Sheepo]

We have proof?

 

[Dog--]

Well not enough to hold up in a court but I meant proof like how we know that there are a ridiculous number of planets/stars/galaxies around. Even just in our own galaxy, I mean.. C'mon.

Each one of those is a whole galaxy, and that's just looking at a TINY square in the sky. Now if you get all those from looking at a tiny square in the sky, think about how much MORE there are.. There's no way we are the only life.

 

[Lizardizzle]

im pretty a sure a skull should have a jaw, not a perfect mouth, unless it's been mummyfied. If it's just bone, then it wouldn't look like that.