Need 3 personal references PLEASE

[VirusType2]

I'm filling out a job application, and I need more personal references.

Anyone willing to help, please PM me. Please do not post your private information here

I will need:
Name (first and last)
address
phone #
Time Known (I'll do this part)


I seriously doubt they will contact you

I won't share your information with anyone - just putting it on this application with a legal expectation of privacy.

Please send me a Private Message


I have to leave within 30 minutes to hand in this application. So far nobody has helped




I am thinking I may have to create some imaginary friends in order to complete this application

 

[Shamrock]

Done.

 

[CyberPitz]

Ditto

 

[99.vikram]

People get fired for this sort of thing..there will probably be comprehensive background checks after you join, esp. if you are in IT.

 

[Acepilotf14]

You're getting personal references from the internet?
WOW.
Go ask a teacher or your grandma or something.

 

[Slug Advisor]

How will you justify getting a personal reference from someone living hundreds of miles away from you?

 

[Raziaar]

I ****ing hate personal references. I mean, I don't have any friends from around where I live. I don't have any contact with former coworkers. All I have is my damn ****ing family and they often don't allow those as references.

****ing bullshit.

 

[Krynn72]

I ****ing hate personal references. I mean, I don't have any friends from around where I live. I don't have any contact with former coworkers. All I have is my damn ****ing family and they often don't allow those as references.

****ing bullshit.

Indeed.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Hey raz.
Play gta4 wit mah.

 

[Raziaar]

Hey raz.
Play gta4 wit mah.

God dammit ace! It's hard for me to start up and play a game again I haven't touched in a while!

Grr. Sometime in the future probably. I have one of my cousins over right now for the summer, or at least part of it, and he's using the 360 most of the time. And I'm trying to study for my GED.

 

[Teta_Bonita]

Use past teachers or supervisors from previous jobs. Preferably somebody who you know will agree to being a personal reference when you ask them later...

If you don't have any teachers or previous jobs, just leave it blank.

 

[Acepilotf14]

I'll help you study, Raz.
We'll start with biology.
How many liters of blood does the human body have after shooting it 7 times in the face, torso, and left arm after 5 hours?
0.
Yay.

 

[Raziaar]

Biology is actually what I'm on right now. And it's slow going memorizing this shit.

 

[MJ12]

For some reason this thread is making me think Acepilot and Raz have some sort of secret love affair going on....

 

[Acepilotf14]

No, I just have psychotelepathy.

 

[Raziaar]

For some reason this thread is making me think Acepilot and Raz have some sort of secret love affair going on....

Nope. Vegeta covers that role.

 

[MJ12]

No, I'm just have psychotelepathy.

AKA Wifey.

Ace:"Raz Dear, you need help with your crossword puzzle?"

Raz:"No, no, Im'a doin' a word search. I don't do crossword puzzles anymore."

 

[Acepilotf14]

That went over my head.

 

[VirusType2]

It can't be an employer, an ex-co-worker, or anyone related to me.

You guys are my friends. I've been here since the beginning of 2005. I know some of you quite well.

I handed in the application. I think I might get this job. The manager seemed interested and said he will call tomorrow.

Still could use a few more people, but I got 2 so far. I used an ex employer anyway for the 3rd one. Some jobs require 4 or 5 I think, and with the economy like this, I may need to use you guys again in the future.

I've moved around so much, and I'm not in school or anything since I've moved here. Really haven't met very many people and some of those people don't keep their cell phones going, and some others move around a lot.

 

[Raziaar]

It can't be an employer or an ex-coworker? WTF... That's even more ridiculous than normal.


References - List three: I have no friends or acquaintances, which is basically all this entry is asking for. Thanks for making me feel miserable and suicidal, jackasses.

 

[VirusType2]

but I'm your friend.


You know, I met this girl in an online game before - she wouldn't be the last - but anyway, after about a year of spending every day with her playing this game, I couldn't take another minute of that game.

So she wanted to call me. So she would call me all the time. She sent me some pictures of her at the beach, and some panties and letters, and I sent her a movie of me masturbating - just joking, but I did send her a short movie of me.

Anyway, she wanted to marry me, but I didn't want to leave the country cuz I'm a pussy, and she didn't want to leave the country because of her family.

I guess what I'm saying is that just because I haven't met anyone on here in real life doesn't mean that we aren't still friends even under the traditional sense of the word.

Maybe I don't want you ****ers in my room, and maybe I don't want to go and hang out, but whatever... I still <3 ya