Need help with something you guys are probably good at.

[Slug Advisor]

D:

That is all.

 

[CptStern]

Goatse is merely childish fun, a lighthearted joke, really

you must have had a strange childhood ....full of lighthearted gaping anuses that you could drive a delivery truck through



:O

 

[sinkoman]

I might try that, but I think there's a good chance they would see through it.

Just kill explorer.exe and remove it from the startup list, most people aren't clever enough to figure it out...

Remove power from everything BUT the mobo. That'll be awesome.

 

[highlander]

Move the keys around on his keyboard. Or something.

 

[99.vikram]

Go to C:\ and delete NTDETECT.COM

You can copy it back from another PC using a BartPE disk. It'll be a riot, I promise.

 

[Eejit]

Reformat his hard drive.

 

[Baserape>]

Remotely connect to his PC and eject the cd drive, start/close apps and Rick Roll him for good measure.

;(

 

[ríomhaire]

You can get programmes that simulate BSoD.

 

[Crash]

Open his Instant Messaging, and send "I like little Asian boys" to all of his contacts....

 

[Bad^Hat]

Do everything in this thread.

 

[ailevation]

Damn dude must be really attached to his PC to where messing with it would make his day turned upside down. highly malicious stuff aside though.

 

[taviow]

Throw his computer down a cliff. That will make him a little mad, but he will understand it was just a little joke.

 

[99.vikram]

Go to C:\ and delete NTDETECT.COM

You can copy it back from another PC using a BartPE disk. It'll be a riot, I promise.

I meant this in all seriousness. He will get all worried, but there wouldn't be any permanent damage.

 

[PriNcE oF SpAcE]

if you've got the time for it, install "desctop lock" on his comp. and lock it with a password only you know...oh of cousre leave him a wonderful message with the paint tool.

just noticed the new version supports playing video files have even more fun with that...

 

[kineaesth]

Stab him in the carotid artery with a stick of his RAM that you've filed to a point. He'll get megabyte poisoning.

 

[Azner]

put a dead fish into the cpu case

Oh lawdy

 

[Pesmerga]

Ejaculate on the monitor screen.

 

[Escaep]

I was in school one day and i watched these kids go to this site and download these little programs that did stuff like eject the cd rom drive, and other funny stuff that happened when you clicked.

Sadly, i dont know the site.

Or, if you have some grenades handy, tie a string to the pin then tie it to his cd drive, when he opens it, the pin pops out, and the grenade goes boom.

 

[Trevelyan]

http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/bb897558.aspx

a bluescreen screensaver

 

[FishBulb]

http://www.computerpranks.com/

 

[Sheepo]

Kill his entire family

 

[Escaep]

http://www.computerpranks.com/

thank.


you.

 

[Teta_Bonita]

http://www.autoitscript.com/autoit3/

AutoIt v3 is a freeware BASIC-like scripting language designed for automating the Windows GUI and general scripting. It uses a combination of simulated keystrokes, mouse movement and window/control manipulation in order to automate tasks in a way not possible or reliable with other languages

Go forth and conquer.

 

[Azner]

http://www.autoitscript.com/autoit3/



Go forth and conquer.

Murder