Need someone taken care off ? hitman.us does it for you !

[Adrien C]

www.hitman.us
Now I can make my problems desapear !
Man this page is great, you need to check out all the stuff it has.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

lol at first I thought this would be hitman bloodmoney viral campaign

 

[Dekstar]

Funny read.

 

[Gray Fox]

Funny.
But on a side note, I saw eli roth talk he got the idea for the hostel from a site from thailand that lets you shoot someone in the head for 10.000 dollars. Is that shit for real, haven't those people been arrested.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

*Exchanges large sum of cash, and Solaris is never heard from again*

-Angry Lawyer

 

[OvA]

I'm buying gift certificates for friends and family this year

 

[baron insig]

http://www.hitman.us/disclaimer.html

Bubble Zapped

 

[Ome_Vince]

Ill buy one for George Bush and Osama.
Oeps, just exposed myself :S

Nice website, reminds me of that "Ill kill my bunny website". Trying to make a buck on selling those crummy T-shirts and they know a mouth-to-mouth commercial will work as people make threads about their site

 

[Steve]

Ha! I love how they have a "Tell a friend!" link.

 

[Drackard]

lol, is there really anyone silly enough to believe that ?

 

[Codcommando]

Ill buy one for George Bush and Osama.
Oeps, just exposed myself :S

Nice website, reminds me of that "Ill kill my bunny website". Trying to make a buck on selling those crummy T-shirts and they know a mouth-to-mouth commercial will work as people make threads about their site

I remember that site! It made the local news. Me and my friend were thinking about making a site like that where we say we're going to kill his dog iff we dont get $100,000. That guy actually made many thousands of dollars off that.

 

[xombine]

lol, is there really anyone silly enough to believe that ?

Probably. Until you read the disclaimer (Joims' post) it really is serious throughout and could be very believable.

 

[Beerdude26]

10 -- Poet Commits Suicide by Firing Two Rounds into Own Head

LAWL.

 

[JNightshade]

AHAHAHHAAHA! Beerdude, you're my hero for finding that

 

[Steven]

I get it but it's not funny. :|

 

[Steve]

I get it but it's not funny. :|

Had a friend that was a poet and shot himself?

 

[15357]

Is this real?

The credibility takes a sharp dive after "Poet Commits Suicide by Firing Two Rounds into Own Head"

 

[Raziaar]

*Exchanges large sum of cash, and Solaris is never heard from again*

-Angry Lawyer

I'll cover your losses.



Heh...

10 -- Poet Commits Suicide by Firing Two Rounds into Own Head

EDIT:

The credibility takes a sharp dive after "Poet Commits Suicide by Firing Two Rounds into Own Head"

Damnit, curse me for not reading the posts! How sad is it that someone posted this directly above me. lol. damn you numbers.

EDIT2: Shit, reading back at the whole thread, everybody quoted it!

<fires two rounds into his head>






EDIT 3:

But on a side note, I saw eli roth talk he got the idea for the hostel from a site from thailand that lets you shoot someone in the head for 10.000 dollars. Is that shit for real, haven't those people been arrested.

We must research this!



EEDIT 55: ****. TOo many edits.

 

[Unfocused]

Q: Do you use dumdum bullets?
A: No! Those are prohibited by law.

Q: Why do they sterilize needles used for lethal injections?
A: No idea! Why?

Q: What happens if I change my mind after I've already sent my deposit?
A: Your deposit is a commitment... to pay-out the remaining balance. Should you fail to settle your outstanding balance by the agreed-upon time, we carry out a second hit, free of charge.

XD

 

[Raziaar]

Q: What happens if I change my mind after I've already sent my deposit?
A: Your deposit is a commitment... to pay-out the remaining balance. Should you fail to settle your outstanding balance by the agreed-upon time, we carry out a second hit, free of charge.

Haha, funny.:afro:

 

[Shodan]

You sure this isn't a Hitman promo thing?

I'm sure I remember killing all those people, mabye it was just a dream.

 

[Ome_Vince]

Nah, its was Counter-Strike man

 

[The Brick]

3 -- Olympic Medallist Dies in Failed Suicide Attempt

Ahahah



EDIT:

rofl!

 

[JellyWorld]

The site design on the first page is neat.