Need tips/suggestions to get a chick (Semi odd scenario)

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Alright, there's a chick to my left in one of my non-core classes (Well, there's actually three really good ones to my left, but I'm choosing this one), so I need some tips or suggestions for the scenario I'm about to explain.

First off, I have a friend right behind my in this class... Some of you are probably going "So?", but that's cause your friend isn't like this. This friend is quite nerdy, and rather judgmental as well. Basically, I want a method that won't have him ragging on me for some reason. If you can't find a way around this, no big deal, I'm honestly not expecting much help on this part.

And the second piece of the scenario is the fact the chick doesn't really talk to anyone in the class, so if it's a little forced (The way I've done it before) like "My day's been pretty boring... Anything eventful happen in yours?", it would be glaringly obvious.

Alright, help a man out, would ya? :thumbs:
 
doesnt really matter what you talk about as long as you just TALK. and so what if it's "glaringly obvious"? afraid she's going to find out the little dirty secret that you find her to be an interesting person?

just try and be nice, you know, don't cockslap her in public or anything similar
 
Just don't stutter like a worthless piece of shit and you're golden.
 
ComradeBadger said:
Introduce yourself? :p

And why is your friend a problem?
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On the first part, that would be WAY more forced because I've been in the class for almost a week now (I didn't try the first week cause I was already working on a british chick, doing damn well if I don't say so myself, but she then announced on Friday that she was going back to London... Thus the time was wasted)... I'm sure you can understand that I didn't want two at the same time, as if I got both...

As for the second, he's a little bitch sometimes. I can deal with it, but I'd rather not if I don't have to.
 
CrazyHarij said:
don't cockslap her in public or anything similar
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That's the complete opposite from what most people on this forum would say.

When I wanted to talk to a girl, but could never find the right moment, I was about to give up hope, but then, when she walked past the bus stop every day, a really pervy "friend" of mine kept harrassing her, so one day I went up to her on the bus and apologised for his behaviour. Now we're really good friends (the girl and I). She has a boyfriend. :|

EDIT: I just realised all I did was tell you my story... Just try asking her for help in the lesson. Girls love helping.
 
CrazyHarij said:
doesnt really matter what you talk about as long as you just TALK. and so what if it's "glaringly obvious"? afraid she's going to find out the little dirty secret that you find her to be an interesting person?
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I'm just hoping that I'm interesting to her as well. If not, then the best way to go would be the stealth "friend" thing.
 
what makes you think you're not an interesting person? what makes her so special that you'd have any reason to think you don't deserve her?

she's a human being for christ sakes, not an angel.. she loves dick as much as you love pussy
 
CrazyHarij said:
what makes you think you're not an interesting person? what makes her so special that you'd have any reason to think you don't deserve here?
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Not that, but the fact that she doesn't talk to anyone around her, but doesn't seem shy. I haven't attempted this type ever.
 
well, now would be a good time to start then wouldn't it?

the fact that she doesn't talk to anyone pretty much proves she's shy but does a good job at trying to hide it.
 
CrazyHarij said:
well, now would be a good time to start then wouldn't it?

the fact that she doesn't talk to anyone pretty much proves she's shy but does a good job at trying to hide it.
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I know, I just wanted help before I try it. I'm going for it tomorrow regardless, I just wanted some pointers for this scenario if anyone had any.
 
the only pointer i can give is ****ing believe in yourself for a change

you deserve her, trust me
 
CrazyHarij said:
the only pointer i can give is ****ing believe in yourself for a change

you deserve her, trust me
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I'm guessing from most posts that this isn't really that different from the shy girl scenario... I guess if that's the case, I'll work my magic the usual way.
 
"Hey, you got an eraser?", while smiling.

"Yeah! Teeheehee, here you go"

"You know... erasers are primarily known as rubbers in British and Commonwealth English."

Before you know it you're humping. Ok, not really, but the first line will work fine.
 
StardogChampion said:
"Hey, you got an eraser?", while smiling.

"Yeah! Teeheehee, here you go"

"You know... erasers are primarily known as rubbers in British and Commonwealth English."

Before you know it you're humping. Ok, not really, but the first line will work fine.
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Damn, that's nice. I never think of that because I'm usually the one lending the eraser. :E
 
"Would you like to borrow my eraser?"

"No, I already have my ow-"

"BORROW IT!"
 
Reginald said:
"Would you like to borrow my eraser?"

"No, I already have my ow-"

"BORROW IT!"
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Lol, awesome. :laugh:

"You need my eraser?"
"I'm fine"
"You sure? I mean, that handwriting is so s***ty looking, just like your ugly face!"
"Screw you, bastard!"
"Hey, don't talk back to me! I OWN YOU!!!"

:laugh:
 
Get a guitar
Put a 500W amp 2 inches from her ear and turn it to max
Do half an hour of solid shredding
If she's still alive, rape her
If she's dead, rape her
WINNER!

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Murray_H said:
Get a guitar
Put a 500W amp 2 inches from her ear and turn it to max
Do half an hour of solid shredding
If she's still alive, rape her
If she's dead, rape her
WINNER!
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Murray_H: Always full of words of wisdom! :p I say go for it. If you like her then talk to her. She may like you too.
 
"Rape: the cause of and solution to all of life's problems."

1: Drug her.
2: Rape her.
3: ????
4: PROFIT!!
 
The best way would be to just talk to her. The first thing you say shouldn't be something that makes you seem obviously interested. introducing yourself and other such crap will make it seem like your after her which could turn her off. The best thing to do would be lean over and ask if she understands what to do on a certain part, act like you don't get it. Just ask for help or something random like that so as not to seem your after her.

After that make a joke...such as "Yeah...thats what I thought it was but our teacher(if shes fat) didn't really explain it well...I tried asking her what she meant but she didn't hear me. Maybe her ears are fat too."

Just get her to laugh and seem confident. Talk to her for a few days and if you 2 are clicking and it isn't akward anymore say something like "Theres this new movie out...it looks pretty good" If she then replied "Yeah it does, I wanna go see that sometime" you then reply "Yeah me too...hey what are you doing after school? We should go see it. Ive got a gun so we can murderlize the person at ticket drop and sneak in. It will be awesome."

Basically just act confident, not akward or pathetic. Get her to laugh and don't worry too much about what you say or do. Just have fun and if you end up screwing it up before you ask her out on a date no worries because you weren't obviously after her(to other people) and you can just never talk to her again or knock her unconscious and anally fist her after school. Either way your social life won't be ruined and you can tell your geeky friend to F off and not talk to you or look you in the eyes while she is in class cause he will probally talk about video games and how his mom made him cool aid.
 
Glirk Dient said:
The best way would be to just talk to her. The first thing you say shouldn't be something that makes you seem obviously interested. introducing yourself and other such crap will make it seem like your after her which could turn her off. The best thing to do would be lean over and ask if she understands what to do on a certain part, act like you don't get it. Just ask for help or something random like that so as not to seem your after her.
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Thanks, that's a damn good idea.

I'm just use to the girl that will talk her ass off, where all you have to do is find key words, and reword them into questions, and poke fun at the stuff that she really emphasizes. So, I'm sure you could see why this one was a little bit tougher.

I'll try this out. :thumbs:
 
Another thing you can try out is tease her. Flirt a bit(don't make it too obvious...subtle hints work best) then back off some to make her flirt with you. Only do this if you feel confident with flirting as it could also hurt your chances if done wrong.

Keep finding ways to make her laugh...that always helps. Most important though keep confident and work on your looks if need be. You can never go wrong with looking better. All girls want is an attractive guy thats fun to be with and treats them right.
 
Me (to hawt Belgian exchange student) : Hey, is it correct that Belgium is a small country full of many Belgianese?

Her: LOL!
 
CrazyHarij said:
the only pointer i can give is ****ing believe in yourself for a change

you deserve her, trust me
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Best advice in this topic. Trust me, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that not believing in yourself gets you NOWHERE.
 
Look be some-what obvious. I mean just ask her out or to do something. Be direct. Being direct means you have confidence. Girls love confidence.
 
Cole said:
Look be some-what obvious. I mean just ask her out or to do something. Be direct. Being direct means you have confidence. Girls love confidence.
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Seriously. There have been multiple instances where I could have easily been with a perfectly good looking girl, but my confidence (or lack thereof) killed it. And trust me, months later you'll feel like a real ****-up when you realize that.
 
Cole said:
Look be some-what obvious. I mean just ask her out or to do something. Be direct. Being direct means you have confidence. Girls love confidence.
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No...being direct DOES NOT mean confidence. Being direct means you will just come off as a creep. If you don't have confidence being direct isn't going to mask that. Work on your confidence and pay attention to what confident people do and don't do. It takes time to fine tune your game and become confident. Being direct is one thing you will want to avoid.

You may see some confident people who are direct. It only appears that way because they have played their game and have gotten all the signals they need. If you don't know every signal a girl gives off then don't walk up and ask her out. She hasn't assessed you yet to determine if your worth her time. So talk to her and play your game. When you get the signals you need you can move on to the next part of your game.

It just takes time and practice, so flirt with girls and see where you get even if you aren't seriously interested in them. Be warned though, some may end up liking you so back off at that point before they become obsessed and it gets out of hand.
 
Just ask Geogaddi, he's Dr. PimpDaddyLoveMaster
or
Tell her you're gay, then surprise her when you're in an awkward situation.
 
Talk to her. That's all I can say.

There's no secret trick, other than talking, being confident and asking questions.

again, ASK QUESTIONS!

don't say "oh, well I did this and this and I'm so cool blah blah.."

say, "What are you into? What are your inerests" (but obviously not that vauge, ask specifics)

people like talking about themselves, and it will help you as well if you learn as much about them as possible, then you have the context and ideas that you can use to make connections.

Then, when you've talked to her enough, ask her to do something.

It's an age old formula that generally works. By being frank, honest and friendly you can usually get a girl, and that relationship will be more meaningful in the end.
 
theotherguy said:
Talk to her. That's all I can say.

There's no secret trick, other than talking, being confident and asking questions.

again, ASK QUESTIONS!

don't say "oh, well I did this and this and I'm so cool blah blah.."

say, "What are you into? What are your inerests" (but obviously not that vauge, ask specifics)

people like talking about themselves, and it will help you as well if you learn as much about them as possible, then you have the context and ideas that you can use to make connections.

Then, when you've talked to her enough, ask her to do something.

It's an age old formula that generally works. By being frank, honest and friendly you can usually get a girl, and that relationship will be more meaningful in the end.
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I can see his issue though, it's really frustrating to talk to girls who are really quiet. Especially when you ask questions like that and all they say are short little sentences.
 
Asking questions isn't the be all end all strategy. Especially with quiet girls. I would say tell a funny story/joke to get her to laugh and ask questions to get her to talk. Getting her to laugh is important, it's a good sign.
 
this thread is hilarious...the pearls of wisdom offered by hl2. netters never fails to surprise me.
 
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