Need tips/suggestions to get a chick (Semi odd scenario)

Step 1: Club her on the head from behind.
Step 2: Call the police and say that she's a evil [something]
Step 3: Bail her.
Step 4: ???
 
This thread's gay just ask her if she wants to party or just kick it sometime.
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
This thread's gay just ask her if she wants to party or just kick it sometime.
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What if the girl is intelligent?

"Kick what?"

SHIT, BAIL!

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Holy shit.
I always thought Glirk Dient and Rakuri Tenjanaiaiian were the same person :o
 
Solaris said:
Holy shit.
I always thought Glirk Dient and Rakuri Tenjanaiaiian were the same person :o
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Thoughts like those are punishable by death. Saying such nonsense will warrant you a visit from Ikerous later tonight. Enjoy bastard!
 
The biggest falling over here is that you give a damn what everyone else thinks. Women pick up on that. Just go over there and say hello - it doesn't matter how blatant you are, just be confident. BAM! You've got a new friend, and potential lover.

-Angry Lawyer
 
Oh another thing...don't worry about becoming "Just friends". That doesn't exist in the way most guys think it does. If a girl likes you she will go for you, no matter how good a friend you are. They give that lame excuse when they don't like you and most guys assume it's because they became too good of friends. Just pay attention to the subtle signals she gives off. There is no way to hide those and when you learn to read them girls are like reading a book.
 
it's not what you say it's how you say it. that's what small talk is, talking about meaningless stuff while appearing.. well.. appealing. i go for a kind of confident, slightly funny slightly cheeky thing. it works. just smile.

just talk to her and after a while ask her if she wants to go for a drink or for a meal or whatever. actually asking someone out tends to be a conversation finisher so make sure you have somewhere to run to, it's best to ask her out and then be like: well, see you then - or whatever and then leave.
 
Would jumping out of the window qualify as a good escape method? Or would that give her the wrong impression?

Thanks in advance,

PvtRyan
 
yeah i think the window thing might be too much, although could be impressive if done with style. very action hero.

i think more go for a walk down a different corridor approach, maybe cross a road. takes less physical effort too.
 
If you really want to get to know this girl you should follow her for months, taking dozens of pictures without her knowledge. Eventually you can fill up a 4 X 10 glossy posterboard with your snapshots. Ideally you want a centerpiece for the display, and don't be afraid to get creative. If possible you want a clump of her hair or perhaps her diary to signify your love. And since you know her from school, why not do a presentation for her and the class using your poster. Maybe the teacher will give you extra credit. Good luck mate.
 
Glirk Dient said:
No offense or anything...but I don't think you have much game.
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Dude I don't know about you but I've never had any problem with women. I'm a fairly confident guy. I'm dead serious in my post, too. Just ask if she wants to chill or kick it with you sometime or if you know of a party coming up sometime etc then invite her.

I don't get why the most straightforward idea would be looked at as bad. That's not any 'secret' it's just being normal and letting someone know you want to see more of them.

I mean damn my post is basically the same as Angry Lawyer's only worded differently. Reposted for truth.

Angry Lawyer said:
The biggest falling over here is that you give a damn what everyone else thinks. Women pick up on that. Just go over there and say hello - it doesn't matter how blatant you are, just be confident. BAM! You've got a new friend, and potential lover.

-Angry Lawyer
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RakuraiTenjin said:
Dude I don't know about you but I've never had any problem with women. I'm a fairly confident guy. I'm dead serious in my post, too. Just ask if she wants to chill or kick it with you sometime or if you know of a party coming up sometime etc then invite her.

I don't get why the most straightforward idea would be looked at as bad. That's not any 'secret' it's just being normal and letting someone know you want to see more of them.

I mean damn my post is basically the same as Angry Lawyer's only worded differently. Reposted for truth.
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His was walking over and saying Hi...your is walking up to a complete stranger and asking them to go to a party with you. It might work for the kind of girls your after but for the non slutty ones it won't. Sorry...had to say it. You walked right into it.

Anyways...being too straight forward will often throw them off. You need small talk and get them to laugh a bit first so they will actually want to hang out with you. Your method may work, but it won't work for every guy out there. I don't know the people/girls your going after but the best bet is to make small talk and get them to laugh and based off the signals they are giving go from there.
 
SimonomiS said:
Eh, am I the only one who noticed this?

How does stuttering make you a worthless piece of shit?
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Stuttering by itself doesn't make you a worthless piece of shit, I said don't stutter like a worthless piece of shit. A subtle, but important difference.

If you go over to talk to her and you're stuttering, you're not exactly exuding an air of confidence. If you walk over to her and say something like "Hi, I was just, uh, w-w-w-w-wondering if y-you'd ma-may-maybe like t-t-to, err, go c-c-c-ca-catch a m-m-m-mo-movie sometime? etc." She's probably going to think that you're a pussy.


My original post: "Just don't stutter like a worthless piece of shit and you're golden."

My original post with all the humor sucked out:
1. Be confident
2. Talk to her.
3. ???
4. Profit!
 
Lol, aye. Say, yo biatch you wanna come chill with me an my homeboys at a rave in the old barn? Its gonna be fast kickin.

I imagine thats how you talk cool in the USA.
 
Solaris said:
I imagine thats how you talk cool in the USA.
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It is! Good guess!

And stay away from chicks who dont talk to people.

They.

are.

wierd.


As in... the "skinning live lizards for fun", kind of wierd.

/shudders
 
do the speech from when harry met sally but incredibly fast in and in a high pitched voice as loud as you can.

..works every time... oh yeah.
 
Get to know her, get her phonenumber and confess and you'll be like oh SH!t and then alas... dont ask me how a 12 year old would know, go figure and Go fish...
 
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