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[Tollbooth Willie]

Well, I just took a dump and...well...my stool was black. Like, jet black almost. Am I going to die? Did I just shit my rotting colon out?

 

[Acepilotf14]

..Sorry, that was me.

 

[No Limit]

I was expecting a rash on your dick or something, I'm disappointed.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Did you eat coal?

 

[Lucid]

Sounds to me like you have laryngitis.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I was expecting a rash on your dick or something, I'm disappointed.

I've already made a thread about my left nut pulling a 180 and untwisting itself. I think this forum has had enough about dix for a while.

 

[Shamrock]

I think you should stop eating black people. >_>

 

[VirusType2]

What the **** did you eat?

Is it like demon black? Like Satan himself took a truly evil shit - void of all color and all that is holy?

Pics.

 

[Krynn72]

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

What the **** did you eat?

Is it like demon black? Like Satan himself took a truly evil shit - void of all color and all that is holy?

Pics.

It was nearly brimstone black. I don't think mods would appreciate my demon shit. Flushed it already anyway to prevent it from tainting my home any further.

 

[VirusType2]

Oh god, I bet it came straight from hell. I bet the smell made the paint peel. Like, if you stare at it, your cornea will burst into flames.

 

[CyberPitz]

You pussy.
http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=130042

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Oh god Pitz. Oh god.

 

[Shamrock]

I hate you, Willeh.

 

[VirusType2]

You pussy.
http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=130042

Hollly ****ing Chriiist. It has been awakened to destroy Earth.

 

[Dekstar]

Tollbooth Willie: Lowering the bar for halflife2.net threads since 2005.

 

[Krynn72]

Im pretty sure his pregnant girlfriend raised the bar to the point that nobody has even come close to reaching the quality. The Stern Ascension was the next highest thread(s) but still nowhere even close.

 

[Reginald]

Either you have given birth to a baby black bear, or you have eaten a LOT of spinach.

 

[Rizzo]

Yeah, this thread is useless without pics. Get back to us when you've taken another dump.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

WHAT DID YOU EAT.

 

[Ravioli]

Its definitly lupus.

 

[Rizzo]

Oh come on. It's never Lupus.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Judging that this thread is made by Willie, it is certainly Meconium.

Anyway. Shit thread.

 

[Ennui]

i see wut u did thar glenn