New Dog.

Cats are better than dogs in every instance except for the one in my avatar.
 
for all you cat assholes:

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Dogs > Cats because 99% of cats are only ever nice to those who feed them.
 
how many people are instantly nice to each other?

edit: sorry not relevant, pretty much true to be honest. i dont mind dogs its just growing up with cats has lead me to biased towards them.
 
Well, I'm only nice to people who feed me...

Wait, you're supposed to feed cats?
 
What kind of puppy ZT? Pics! You can be in them too if you want, camwhore :p
SimpleAssassin said:
how many people are instantly nice to each other?

edit: sorry not relevant, pretty much true to be honest. i dont mind dogs its just growing up with cats has lead me to biased towards them.
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'How many dogs are instantly nice to people?' is a more relevant question. The answer is: lots.
 
i find that smaller dogs tend to be more violent and absolutely hate them, yet i quite like bigger dogs.

Depends on the dog, of course many dogs see humans as the leader of the pack and this is surely the reason for their behaviour towards humans whereas as cats are individuals and i respect them for this.

"Dogs have owners, cats have staff"
 
Cats are bitchy little mercenaries.
 
Party cat wasn't funny the first time :p
 
I hate dogs that weigh less than 30 pounds.

Incidentally, mine weighs 40 pounds, is Welsh, and isn't a yappy little bitch.

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Border Collies, mother****ers.
 
Heh that was one of those free promotional things my sister got and gave to me. Foam brick.
 
SimpleAssassin said:
i find that smaller dogs tend to be more violent and absolutely hate them, yet i quite like bigger dogs.

Depends on the dog, of course many dogs see humans as the leader of the pack and this is surely the reason for their behaviour towards humans whereas as cats are individuals and i respect them for this.

"Dogs have owners, cats have staff"
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Not unless the dog thinks it's the pack leader.

Then you're ****ed.









Several times a day. You'd feel it's doggy-juices swim around your organs as it's doggy-DNA painfully and slowly shifts bone, fibres, and other bodily things. Night by night your pet dog sits in your lap, staring at your stomach, and as you twitch uncomfortably from the bloatedededness that his doggy-dick doggy-gave-you, you get a feeling that perhaps you are more of a use to him than food and pettings, no, your purpose to his doggy-deeds are far more than obligatory affections.

Probably after your eleventh raping, you notice the bulge your stomach almost feels alive. It hits you now, your rapidly shifting breasts, your hind-leg-becoming legs. You are the dog's bitch, and as the dog's bitch, you are soon to experience your evoloutionary role.

Your legs will flee from each other, and upon your poor gooch a mighty tear will... tear. You will spew forth the newest being to dawn the throne of Earth. You have given birth to Dog--..
 
You guys ever hear the saying "Bite the dog on the ear". Apparently this is a saying from way back saying if your dog is mis behaving, you bite him to show him who's boss.

Now my Australian Cattle Dog/American Eskimo Heeler mix used to bite everyone, jump on them and wreak havoc all over the place, wouldn't listen to a damn thing. So one day I remember this saying (guess where this is going), and pinned my hyper retard dog, and I bit the motherf*cker on the ear, it yelped, tried to bite me, I bit it again this time on the neck. It yelped, and ran away. It avoided me for the rest of the day. The next day I woke up and it was like this was a brand new dog. (we've only had the dog for about 4 months). It didn't jump, if you'd tell it to go away it'd go away.

I can't believe it, but it worked. The saying it true. This dog is now 10 years old, and is the nicest most awesome friendly dog you would ever see. The only bad thing about her is that she barks sometimes, but it's a dog - they bark. My mom became a professional dog trainer about a year after I did this, and she told me why that worked. She has trained the dog since then so it listens to everyone now.

So if you're dog is misbehaving PREPARE FOR A FIGHT - I got bit in the face.

To be honest that just makes dogs more awesome, I don't know why, maybe it's because I feel I earned the dogs respect opposed to just yelling at it and pushing it away all the time.

One of the weirdest things I've ever done, I'll admit, but hey it worked. I love this dog.

EDIT: I just read the second part of Danimal's post (his first part was why I wrote this one). I endorse that product and/or event. I would sig it, but 600 character limit is gay.
 
Dog-- said:
EDIT: I just read the second part of Danimal's post (his first part was why I wrote this one). I endorse that product and/or event.
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I was about to mention how I was glad you bit that dog and became "pack leader" or else VirusType2 would be the grandfather to Dog---.
 
F*ck virus, he's a woman. Not a Dog--.
 
And you're a Dog. Not a ghost.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY POINT HERE, SON?
 
First of all I'm not a dog, I'm Dog--.

Second of all

YOU SHUT UP THE HELL UP YOU LOST THIS AVATAR TWICE AND I GAVE IT TO YOU BOTH TIMES IT'S MINE NOW STFU I WORE IT FIRST AND YOU STOLE IT FROM ME.
 
Dude I had it since before you were even on these forums. :(
 
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