New Pope Chosen

[StardogChampion]

Channel 4 news says that the new pope has been chosen. White smoke is rising from the chapel right now. Earlier the smoke turned black, but right now it's white.

 

[FictiousWill]

Either that or they're out of food!

 

[CREMATOR666]

Let 'em starve

 

[CptStern]

Either that or they're out of food!

lol!!! heheh that was hilarious



anyone know if the new pope is black? a black pope signals the start of armageddon ...yay! we're all doomed!!!

 

[gh0st]

lol!!! heheh that was hilarious



anyone know if the new pope is black? a black pope signals the start of armageddon ...yay! we're all doomed!!!

Hasnt there already been a black pope?

 

[CptStern]

no, I dont think so

 

[CREMATOR666]

Maybe they would choose Chris Rock for that

 

[ComradeBadger]

The black candidate is ultra-conservative :O

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

no, I dont think so

Yes there has. Since when does a black pope signal armageddon?

 

[SimonomiS]

Chris Rock as the Pope. Man, that would kick so much ass.

 

[CREMATOR666]

Chris Rock as the Pope. Man, that would kick so much ass.

What he said

 

[StardogChampion]

The new guy isn't black. I can't remember his name, but he's 78 years old apparently. They're readying his red cloak thingy.

 

[CptStern]

Yes there has. Since when does a black pope signal armageddon?

when? oh and I was being facitious ..the actual pope that starts armageddon is called the "blck" pope ..but he's not necessarily black


oh and they just announced the pope:

Joseph ratzinger

also known as "Cardinal No" because he's such a staunch conservative

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

when?

I dunno look it up.

 

[baxter]

try here.

http://www.nbccongress.org/black-catholics/african-popes.asp

 

[CptStern]

I dunno look it up.

actually there was 3 popes of african decent but they were all white:

Pope Saint Victor 1 (189-199 CE)
Pope Saint Miliades 1 (311-314 CE)
Pope Saint Gelasius 1 (492-496 CE)

well according to paintings they all look white

 

[StardogChampion]

Pope Benedict XVI. If he's 78 he might die soon... meh.

 

[CREMATOR666]

All popes are over 50 anyway, whaddya expect?

 

[The Monkey]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4462077.stm

German bastard!

 

[kirovman]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4462077.stm

German bastard!

LOL. Those were the words I was thinking but I didn't want to say them.

"His studies at the seminary were interrupted during the war when he was drafted into an anti-aircraft unit in Munich."

Drafted, yeah, right :cheese:

j/k

 

[Maxi]

I give him 4 years. He apparently dislikes women

[20:06:07] <slinter> he doesnt like women
[20:06:09] <Maxi_> and evil
[20:06:11] <slinter> hawahhwahawhw

 

[Recoil]

.....

 

[Burn]

Doesnt like women and he is 78 years old? Not a good start.

 

[KoreBolteR]

oh well, theres a new pope. doesnt bother me...

good luck to him tho..

 

[PvtRyan]

Woah, a conservative pope, who would've guessed?

 

[kirovman]

But his critics say he stands for suppressing discussion within the church.

As such, he has also taken some uncompromising political positions, calling for pro-abortion politicians to be denied communion during the US election campaign for instance.

Wow, he's going to be George's best buddy looks like.
Bye bye Tony.

 

[Lemonking]

nanana hes German nananana^^

 

[The Monkey]

He doesn't like women, no? So 51% of the population is just rubbish, yes? He doesn't like gay people either, I figure. That rules out 10% of the remaining 49%. That's 44.1% left. And I guess that he doesn't like other religions either...That's 82%. That leaves us with...8%. Rather fastidious, don't you think?

 

[outpost]

Crazy Catholics and thier crazy popes

 

[CREMATOR666]

He doesn't like women, no? So 51% of the population is just rubbish, yes? He doesn't like gay people either, I figure. That rules out 10% of the remaining 49%. That's 44.1% left. And I guess that he doesn't like other religions either...That's 82%. That leaves us with...8%. Rather fastidious, don't you think?

Well.....yes?

Crazy Catholics and thier crazy popes

I hope his mouth isnt foamy

 

[Tr0n]

I bet he's gay....secretly.


Thats why he don't like women....or I'm just making up a load of bullshit.

 

[baxter]

A new pope eh...my, how the world suddenly feels such a safer place.

 

[Recoil]

ARGH, he's from the south?! That explains a lot... get him away from there!

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

He went with Benedict XVI for his name. I to think that he had his choice of pope name. Pope Lando, anyone ?

EDIT: gotta change my avatar back, where the hell's my source pic!

 

[CptStern]

I bet he's gay....secretly.


Thats why he don't like women....or I'm just making up a load of bullshit.

oh you're so going to hell :E

 

[Maxi]

Lol nice one.

 

[Tr0n]

oh you're so going to hell :E

Well I'm already in hell.

 

[CptStern]

well you do live in alabama I'm jk

 

[Tr0n]

well you do live in alabama I'm jk

Yea yea...I'll give you that one.

 

[CptStern]

nah alabama must have it's good points