I hate to break it to all the newbies here, but nobody really wants to see your first pics. They could very well be very good (rare occasion indeed) but putting the word "first" into the thread title will just put everybody looking at them in a bad mood.
So if you're going to sub some first pics, just make it look like you've been at it for a while.
And yes, Pes is right. Tis a very homosexual idea indeed.