New Weapons platform unveiled

[CptStern]

you too can own one for $350,000 US

Spoiler

it was created by a japanese farmer in his spare time ..he claims the weapons are for show ...but we know better

 

[Axyon]

Must... steal... mech. For fighting crime or something. Yeah.

 

[Beerdude26]

I'd hit it.

Yeah, what he said

 

[Ren.182]

Damn, that farmer must have a lot of spare time on his hands...

 

[Raziaar]

Just replace the tennis balls with live handgrenades, and you got yourself a real toy for the children!

 

[Beerdude26]

Just replace the tennis balls with live handgrenades, and you got yourself a real toy for the children!

Redneck buys it :
"My, my Joe-Billy-Bob, now don't 'chou go playin' around with them' grenades!"
"Aa won't paps! Love yah!"
*Explosion noise*

:O

 

[Direwolf]

A little old, but cool as always.

 

[xcellerate]

Redneck buys it :
"My, my Joe-Billy-Bob, now don't 'chou go playin' around with them' grenades!"
"Aa won't paps! Love yah!"
*Explosion noise*

:O

you best not be makin fun of us southerners, cause we don't take kindly to them kinda jokes. I will take pleasure in guttin you, boy.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

"Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply"

 

[Murray_H]

"Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply"

I hated the scene with that thing in the office building, scared me for ages

 

[Cooper]

It would be a useless weapons system.

 

[Gui!]

You talkin about robocop when that mech plows that guy full of lead?? even after he puts down the weapon?

 

[ktimekiller]

kick ass....

 

[Ren.182]

You talkin about robocop when that mech plows that guy full of lead?? even after he puts down the weapon?

Yup... It's quite disturbing for a young boy to see that But i'm fine xD

 

[Gui!]

yer freaked me out so bad. Robocop generally did that, especially when murphey gets shot to bits in the beginnin of no.1

That disturbed me so much.. erch even thinkin about it now..ouch

 

[Shodan]

You just wait until Hectic Glenn sees this.

 

[DigiQ8]

OmG !! TEH BEGINING OF TEH METAL GEAR !!!...

 

[CptStern]

A little old, but cool as always.

actually it's new cuz it was auctioned off today

 

[Dan]

crap thing is that it doesn't walk, there's wheels underneathe the feet that that let it slide

 

[Icarusintel]

me and my Shadow Cat could kick that thing's ass any day

 

[DeusExMachina]

OmG !! TEH BEGINING OF TEH METAL GEAR !!!...

Dude wtf you stole my reply!


...But yes, Metal Gear has come o__o.

 

[Milkman]

crap thing is that it doesn't walk, there's wheels underneathe the feet that that let it slide

Odd, the one I saw walked.

 

[Greatgat]

Ah CptStern, I love you. You make the best threads. I can only hope to emulate your God-like internet travails.

*bow down to CptStern*

 

[DEATH eVADER]

it was created by a japanese farmer in his spare time ..he claims the weapons are for show ...but we know better

Its one hell of a Tractor, I guess that gattling cannon is used to fire seeds into the ground 10000 SPM (Seeds Per Minute)

 

[carrera]

yer freaked me out so bad. Robocop generally did that, especially when murphey gets shot to bits in the beginnin of no.1

That disturbed me so much.. erch even thinkin about it now..ouch

i lost so many nights of sleep over that scene

 

[Beerdude26]

Metal Gear pwned \0/

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Its one hell of a Tractor, I guess that gattling cannon is used to fire seeds into the ground 10000 SPM (Seeds Per Minute)

Or you could use it for tennis/ B- Ball practice...... Or better: A giant BEER DISPENSER! BILLY! WRITE THAT DOWN! Get me.... Bartender Bob...........:cheers: :farmer:

 

[Uriel]

Pffffff, Robocop would pwn that mech.