New World of Warcraft Hero Class: The Bard

[Cpt Tenacious]

http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/wrath/features/bard/bardclass.xml

It's like guitar hero!!

 

[Stigmata]

Axe Specialization

 

[CyberPitz]

dear god, I lol'd

Chance on hit: Unleash a killer riff that blows your target’s mind.
"This one goes to eleven."

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Oh my rofl.

 

[FieryGoose]

Wow, never would of thought...

 

[VirusType2]

http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/wrath/features/bard/bardclass.xml

It's like guitar hero!!

Thats my favorite class from Everquest, and I wanted it in WoW, but I quit playing WoW 2 years ago.


My computer smelled something shitty there and recommended not to connect.

I call April Fools.

 

[repiV]

I might be able to take fantasy a bit more seriously if it didn't have characters who sing their enemies to death. I mean, that's only believable if it's James Blunt.

 

[VirusType2]

I might be able to take fantasy a bit more seriously if it didn't have characters who sing their enemies to death. I mean, that's only believable if it's James Blunt.

lol.


You don't understand. Music is power.

He's got the rhythm in his every move.


If you ever driven a car, you know that when your favorite song is on, you turn it up real loud and drive real hardcore.

in the zone.

In Everquest:

The bard is the best. Plate chest and helmet melee class can wield a weapon in each hand, and cast spells that increase the rate of the parties mana and health recovery. Every few seconds I would get a -tickk- +55 HP. -tick- magic regen up. Plus a couple of sweet combos that looked bad ass.


Perfect solo class because he would heal fast, so I could just keep attacking enemies and always have magic.


I put all my bonus points on Strength and I was knocking mother****ers silly like KABLAM mofugga. I used the auction to buy the best, rarest gear in the game so I was still a tank with two of the best short swords.


That game was fun.

 

[repiV]

lol.


You don't understand. Music is power.

He's got the rhythm in his every move.

Yeah, music is power - if it's Barry White (or Akon, for the really slutty ones) and you've got her hanging on your every word. Shit, I know they blasted heavy metal out across Fallujah before they launched the assault, but I don't think anyone dropped dead from the sound.

If you ever driven a car, you know that when your favorite song is on, you turn it up real loud and drive real hardcore.

in the zone.

I banned myself from listening to music while riding my motorbike because it made me do suicidally dangerous things.
Footpeg scraping tarmac on a 90mph left-hander with heavy traffic on the other side of the road? Sounds fun!
Overtake half a dozen cars in a single maneuver against oncoming traffic? Why not!
Nail it past a bus-length traffic island on the wrong side of the road in the city to avoid traffic jams? **** yeah!
Baaaaaaaaaad news. I shudder to think about it now, especially the last one.

In Everquest:

The bard is the best. Plate chest and helmet melee class can wield a weapon in each hand, and cast spells that increase the rate of the parties mana and health recovery. Every few seconds I would get a -tickk- +55 HP. -tick- magic regen up. Plus a couple of sweet combos that looked bad ass.


Perfect solo class because he would heal fast, so I could just keep attacking enemies and always have magic.


I put all my bonus points on Strength and I was knocking mother****ers silly like KABLAM mofugga. I used the auction to buy the best, rarest gear in the game so I was still a tank with two of the best short swords.


That game was fun.

Dude. The concept of the bard is stupid. You know, it's a bit like judo - it works, but why the hell would you master the art of throwing people when you could just hit them?

 

[Danimal]

I would have deleted my RP characters, and remade them into bards. Alas.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Definately April Fools.