New Years!

[Maui]

A little backstory before I ask the question:
There's been a girl (Steph) I've been wanting to get together with for a while. We go to the same uni, although I'm a CS major and she's in animal science. Just recently, an honors program we're both a part of went to an opera to celebrate finals being over (yeah, yeah, stfu already ) and I finally worked up the nerve to make something happen. It's all been really cute/innocent crap: arm around the shoulder, resting on the other, hug as she goes, etc.

Right now I'm on a vacation, and I don't get home until new years' eve, and she gets home from her own vacation two days afterward, just before school starts again. Naturally, I want to do something for her when she gets back, but right now I'm kinda at a loss, and so I decided to rely on all the manly romantics on hl2.net p) to help me out.

Any suggestions?

 

[h00dlum]

Just make a move, you are already on the way with that "inocent crap"..so just ask her out or something...otherwize you will regret it for a long time..

 

[Colonel Sanders]

Call her over to your place and wait for her in the kitchen with nothing on but wipped cream on your genitals and nipples. When she gets there giver her a big hug in your new outfit.

 

[Maui]

Call her over to your place and wait for her in the kitchen with nothing on but wipped cream on your genitals and nipples. When she gets there giver her a big hug in your new outfit.

Now that's what I'm talking about!
Though I was talking on the IRC channel, and got the idea that we're going to beat the crap out of each other with japanese swordfighting. But of course, that's not saying I couldn't...combine the two >: D

 

[Mr-Fusion]

Yes go with it! Beating the shit out of a girl with cream on your genitals and nipples is definitely the way to go. She won't be able to resist.

 

[Link]

Just get out the cheese. Much as they say they don't, women do love a cheesy line as long as it is meant seriously and from someone they like. For example:
Get her to come round.
"Hi. I need your help, I've got a problem. I've spent all holiday thinking about you and now I need to know what you would say if I did this..."
Gently kiss her
"Well, what would you do?" *Note, if she kisses you back and its obvious she is glad you did so, don't even ask that last bit.

Suck it up and do it. What the worst that could happen? She says she is not interested? You will get over it.

 

[Maui]

Mu ha ha, once again I see potential for comb inations:
I'm wearing the whipped cream, and slowly/sensually say "You know, I've been thinking about you all break, and I was wondering (I lean closer) what would happen (I'm just inches from her face) if I did this..." We slowly, lovingly touch our lips together. A light peck turns into a kiss, a kiss turns into a sensual kiss, but then we pause. The only sound to be heard is a bamboo training sword whistling through the air headed for her head.

It seems every IM conversation we have, she calls me something along the lines of "sweet and yet strange and unpredictable". I think she likes it.

 

[kingthebadger]

and so I decided to rely on all the manly romantics on hl2.net p) to help me out.

Any suggestions?

why u asking ppl from hl2net for love help? none of them even have a girlfriend

 

[Maui]

why u asking ppl from hl2net for love help? none of them even have a girlfriend

That's the idea, it's for fun.

 

[Link]

Lies. I have a girlfriend. Her name is kingtheba...oh wait. Bugger...sorry sweetheart, I let the cat out there...

 

[DoctorGordon3]

Give her some flowers and take her out for a meal that night.

 

[NeptuneUK]

why u asking ppl from hl2net for love help? none of them even have a girlfriend

i think some people do, only people who are cool.

im cool!!!!!! :cheers:

hey Maui, depends on wot kind of person you are? if ur brave, just get her a nice gift or somethin and ask her out.

if ur shy, use the power of the text message! or online instant messagers!!! mwuahahhaa. hey, it works!

 

[HunterSeeker]

Whatever you do, dont tell her you asked for help on hl2.net...

 

[SLH]

Whatever you do, dont tell her you asked for help on hl2.net...

Although if you do, then she may date you out of pity!

 

[Maui]

She'd probably ask "wtf is hl2.net?"

Thanks for the help guys, bizarrely enough I got some ideas for what to do. Though I'm a bit suprised bliink or shippi or someone didn't come in and mock me

 

[Tinneth]

She'd probably ask "wtf is hl2.net?"

Thanks for the help guys, bizarrely enough I got some ideas for what to do. Though I'm a bit suprised bliink or shippi or someone didn't come in and mock me

Can I mock you instead? Good. You gutter crawling cur!

 

[Maui]

Can I mock you instead? Good. You gutter crawling cur!

That works, but somehow it isn't the same without bliink questioning my sexuality or something

 

[bliink]

That works, but somehow it isn't the same without bliink questioning my sexuality or something

heh... what are you trying to say Maui??