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[Howard Campbell]

Linked News Item

Several quoted paragraphs of Linked News Item

Single sentence commentary on Linked News Item

 

[Insano]

Comment about Stern not being the one to post this first and suggesting therefore must be dead.

 

[jondy]

tl;dr

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Nice work, Howard Campbell. Maybe don't wear a bra next time.

 

[Ennui]

Provocative statement intended to raise the hackles of targeted forumites with regards to the Linked News Item's content.

 

[lefty]

Pun pun pun.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Point by point block quotes of provocative statements followed by my own witty assessments and additional one liner on your overall inability to engage the material discussed in the thread.

 

[Ennui]

Short post expressing equal parts frustration, derision, and contempt.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Comment from extraneous user whistle blowing on the fruitlessness and unhelpful nature of this "nit-picky debate" followed by additional unabashed commentary on that very same subject.

 

[kineaesth]

Witty summation of the perceived idiocy of the topic, thread, and all who posted in it in an attempt to make an unpopular action seem somehow acceptable or even humorous.

 

[Ennui]

Snarky post-lock not-quite-disparaging remark.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Infraction given for pointless post.