Nigeria cracking down on e-mail scams

I don't know, lately the U.K. has been sending me offers.

Also, I won the Australian lottery! Twice!
 
I haven't gotten any offers from some distant relative in a long time. maybe because i only read the stuff from people/companies i know now
 
Do none of you use gmail?

If you do, you must be purposely reading all your spam folder mail.
 
Yeah, I've never gotten one of these.. or maybe it went straight to the spam folder.
 
OBAMA is compensating me for falling for those exquisitely disguised scams, I knew he'd come through for me!
Greetings to you, On behalf of the Obama's Foundation, we wish to notify youas a beneficiary of $500,000.00 USD in compensation of scamvictims.Do contact HSBC INTERNATIONAL BANK, United KingdomBranch for verification and release of your $500,000.00 USDthat we have deposited with the HSBC BANK,UK. The account log on will be presented to you by the bank inorder to access the funds before releasing into your nominatedbank account. You will transfer the funds into your nominatedaccount on-line as the HSBC BANK,UK will provide the necessaryinformation to you. We have taken care of the cost of transfer(C.O.T) and the VAT.Please if you are willing to accept thefunds, do contact the Managing Director of the HSBC BANK,UKwith the following details: You are to fill the appropriate form and submit to the bank. [1] Full Names:________________[2] Contact address______________________________[3] Direct Telephone No: ___________________|4| Occupation : ____________________________ Managing Director of the HSBC BANK,UKName: Mrs. Mrs Joan Cole EsqPrivate Email: [email protected] BANK Email: [email protected] Yours Faithfully,Dr.Gary AdamsCoordinator.OBAMA'S FOUNDATION
 
OBAMA is compensating me for falling for those exquisitely disguised scams, I knew he'd come through for me!

What? You got that email too?

Awesome!

I just checked my spam folder, I also got $250,000 from the United Nations and $500,000 from the Nigerian Senate!

I can't believe they chose me!
 
You'd be surprised how many ****ing stupid people fall for this stuff.

Three weeks ago a text message went around saying to call this number because something is wrong with your debit card. So we probably closed out 100 cards a day for a week because of stupid people giving them their debit card numbers.
 
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