Nintendo press conference was an epic fail

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All they announced was Wii Sport Resort and Wii Music, and some mediocre DS titles such as Pokemon, oh and GTA for DS.

I guess Nintendo was saying "We are selling the hell out the Wii and DS so **** having BIG plans. We are going to do the exact same thing until sales start to slow down."

F U Nintendo.
 
3 Shit games.

1.star wars

2.minigames lol

3.COD garbage

Man I am pissed it was ****ing trash. Where's Zelda? Where's Mario? Where's anything?? The only good thing there was "Robby Drumz"
 
I was very, very disappointed. When Shiggy came out I was hoping he would save it. Except he played some saxophone with all those fools.
 
Good God that was GAY! I had really high hopes for nintendo and they dropped the ball, hard!....
 
I was very, very disappointed. When Shiggy came out I was hoping he would save it. Except he played some saxophone with all those fools.

Agreed.

I was rather disappointed. Yay another Wii Sports game... Yay Shaun White Snowboarding... Honestly, they announced nothing at all. I mean I don't have a Wii, and this is justifying me not purchasing one.
 
You know what pisses me off more than anything, Wii Motionplus, how rediculous. So two years after the Wii launches they make an add on (that you have to purchase) that makes the Wii finally do what the pre launch promotional material said it would do. LAME
 
I am actually not disappointed. Wii Music looks awesome. How can you not watch that and think it kicks ass?

Nintendo has said in the past, however, that they will have more hardcore-oriented games at E3. I would not be surprised if they announced more stuff after the conference, like they did last year.

I hope that you are right.

They could at least showed some of the new Castlevania stuff, or the Kirby SS for DS. But instead I got to hear about the DS being my new cookbook.
 
Oh, come on, seriously. They showed Call of Duty, Star Wars, Wii Music, and mentioned Grand Theft Auto DS, a new Guitar Hero, Animal Crossing and also confirmed that the Zelda and Mario teams are both making new stuff. The focus was on the more casual games, but how can you ignore that other stuff there as well? Nintendo is going to have more than two or three games playable on the show floor. It wasn't the best conference ever, but frankly I still think don't think it was the embarassment Microsoft's was.

Either that or they've got some other event planned for later on. Maybe they just don't want to put all their cards down at E3.

Yeah because you can't get call of duty, star wars, guitar hero or grand theft auto on any other console/handheld can you? (not to mention the graphical improvements, right?)
 
Yeah because you can't get call of duty, star wars, guitar hero or grand theft auto on any other console/handheld can you? (not to mention the graphical improvements, right?)

But.. You don't get to SHAKE things and MOVE your arm to IMMERSE you in the GAME!

Oh... And you don't get to TOUCH the second SCREEN of your HANDHELD to make something HAPPEN!

Who cares about the FUN and GRAPHICS?! You get to MOVE and TOUCH with NINTENDO!
 
Welcome to the new crappy version of E3.
 
I expected at least ONE good announcement out of Nintendo. This is really disappointing knowing I won't be buying a Wii game for months and months now.

In fact, whenever I want to play the Wii, I can just go to my friend's house and play all the good multiplayer games.

I think I'm going to sell my Wii and Wii Fit. I could probably get like $650 for the stuff I have.
 
i didnt even watch or read officially but by the reaction of this thread... they better do a surprise conference at the damn end of E3.
 
Madworld and the new Wario do look promising.
 
Nintendo are master trolls.

Lets announce our casual bullshit during our press conference, and wait and put out our real E3 footage 2 hours later during the Sony conference, while everyone's falling asleep and looking for something else to look at!
 
Wasnt expecting much from Nintendo anyway.
 
: /

Bah, Nintendo. What's wrong with you clowns.
 
What is with the rampant failure at these conferences?

Oh wait, I don't have a Wii. Never mind. :O
 
Might have been fail for game nerds, but for casual people it's likely really impressive. Nintendo has made no secret of the fact that they're not courting the nerds at the moment.
 
Agreed.

I was rather disappointed. Yay another Wii Sports game... Yay Shaun White Snowboarding... Honestly, they announced nothing at all. I mean I don't have a Wii, and this is justifying me not purchasing one.

Wtf are you talking about, it's not like the games they announced are the only ones that you can buy, they have a backlog you know...
 
And both of you say this without owning a wii to be able to play the games and see for yourself, how surprising :dozey:
 
And both of you say this without owning a wii to be able to play the games and see for yourself, how surprising :dozey:

I played one in Best Buy, like, two weeks ago. I am sufficiently informed.

Seriously though, I've checked out Wii sections and the only game that stands out in recent memory as having a bit of violence was RE4. Maybe the shops are locking all the adult (sic) games behind the counter at the behest of Nintendo so as to avoid toddler corruption and the wailing stampede of clueless, angry moms. I'm just not seeing them.

Boom Blox looks fun though. That and maybe two other games.
 
The only highlight part of the conference.

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Shiggy did say that they were working on Pikmin 3, which is cool.

Was never a fan of it, myself.
 
And both of you say this without owning a wii to be able to play the games and see for yourself, how surprising :dozey:

Borrowed my friend's Wii for about a month. He never played it, and I can say that I was surprisingly the same after playing it for about 2.3 weeks.
 
Nintendo's plans for the future

1. Wait for Wii sales to slow down.
2. Sell black Wii.
3. Sell silver Wii.
4. Sell red Wii.
5. Sell blue Wii.
6. Sell Green Wii.
etc
 
Bah - Wii Sports with a bunch of mates is still more fun than 99% of the games released since. Then there's Boom Blox, which is the closest thing to crack that can be found in video gaming.
 
Nintendo's plans for the future

1. Wait for Wii sales to slow down.
2. Sell black Wii.
3. Sell silver Wii.
4. Sell red Wii.
5. Sell blue Wii.
6. Sell Green Wii.
etc

shit I ****ing lol'd
 
Bah - Wii Sports with a bunch of mates is still more fun than 99% of the games released since. Then there's Boom Blox, which is the closest thing to crack that can be found in video gaming.

Doing practically anything with a bunch of mates is better than 99% of games released ever. Seriously though I have more fun playing TF2 with mates than any of my Wii games. Although the latter is easier when alcohol is consumed however.

Alcohol + ? = awesome.
 
Not always. Most of the time I get together with mates we don't want to play games fullstop. When we do, it's only on the Wii. Social gaming > online.
 
I played Wii Sports with some friends for about twenty minutes before going over an hour into some Halo deathmatch.

Anything is made more fun with friends. The Wii does not have a monopoly on this just because it has glorified mini-games.
 
It does have the monopoly when it comes to gaming with girls and non-gamers.
 
I'd argue the bar has the monopoly on that.

And are you saying girls can't game? Typical male. :hmph:
 
heh very true. But when the bar finishes, drunk girls bounce to Wii Fit/Sports and whine like CS pros when you steal their blocks in Boom Blox. Finally they understand how cool video games can be.
 
I completely overlooked the bouncing.

Oh Nintendo. I knew you had a dirty mind underneath all that family-friendly flair!
 
It's true. I'm a scrawny college student, and within seven days of buying my Wii, I had at least five bouncing girls in my dorm room.
 
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