Nintendo to George Bush: You need brain training

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Nintendo said:
Dear President Bush:

Happy Birthday!

Don't worry, turning 60 is an exciting milestone. As you know, you've joined millions of other baby boomers in an invigorating new decade of your life. And, like many boomers, you may be looking for ways to keep your mind sharp. That's where we come in.

Please accept our gift of a new Nintendo DS Lite system and a copy of Brain Age: Train Your Brain in Minutes a Day. You now join millions of people around the world who have fun challenging themselves with Brain Age. If you have never played a video game before, don't worry. Brain Age is part of our new Touch Generations brand, which includes games that are easy for people of any age - regardless of their video game experience - to pick up and start playing immediately.

It's obvious you don't have a lot of time to play games, which makes Brain Age such a great activity for you - just a few minutes a day with more than 15 daily training tests will help keep your mind sharp. Training tests include categories like math, reading and memorization. Try it for a few days and watch your score improve. Brain Age also comes with more than 100 sudoku puzzles - these could make your next long flight on Air Force One a bit more fun! (Perhaps copies of Brain Age for journalists joining you on your next flight would be a nice distraction!)
Have fun exploring Brain Age with your Nintendo DS Lite and be sure to let us know your brain age!

Have a tremendous birthday!

Sincerely, Your Friends at Nintendo
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thoughtful gift or hidden agenda? you decide

http://blogs.rockymountainnews.com/denver/freePlay/2006/07/pres_bush_gets_gift_from_ninte.html



newsflash: Bush draws up plan to invade Japan
 
Farkin' brilliant. They forgot to mention you have to open the DS to play though.
 
Cormeh said:
Farkin' brilliant. They forgot to mention you have to open the DS to play though.
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holy **** that was hilarious ..great timing :LOL:
 
Hahaha! Yeah, saw this yesterday and thought how lucky Bush is to get sent a free DS Lite that he didn't even have to ask for or anything! Still, this could easily be read one of two ways...

Certainly can't hurt though, right?
 
Jesus Christ those Japs have a sense of humor!

/me wishes Nintendo would send a DS Lite to him on his birthday...which was 5 months ago. D:
 
rofl that amuses me greatly.

it also amuses me that i just posted this, and then immediately saw your thread and had to delete mine D:
 
You should know by now that Stern posts anything to everything that has to do with Dubya or the USA, before the newspapers even get a chance to get the story on the stands!
 
I'm wondering if he'll actually play it, that's if he can work out how to turn the DS on.


and be sure to let us know your brain age!
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What do you guys reckon, 6?
 
Ennui said:
rofl that amuses me greatly.

it also amuses me that i just posted this, and then immediately saw your thread and had to delete mine D:
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at least you have the power to delete ..saves you the embarrassment of "OLD!!!1" posts "or hit the search button nub!" ;)
 
Cormeh said:
Farkin' brilliant. They forgot to mention you have to open the DS to play though.
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... and have a brain ... :rolleyes:
 
"Hehheh" cute, but not really "AHAHHAAH" material in my opinion.
 
Sudoku puzzles in the Brain Age game? I'm suprised he figured out Sudoku was Japanese
 
Good move by Nintendo.

Bush: "I fully endorse this product and/or event"
Nintendo: "\o/"
 
$10 says he takes an eye out with the stylus.
 
S******.

Oh no, fuck you internet censorship thing. Fuck you. The word 'snigger' is not a fucking racist slur. Bastards.

SNIGGER SNIGGER SNIGGER
 
Nigga?


tbh, I don't think nintendo meant it that way.
 
I am so ****ing pissed off right now! We whites are being dsciriminated against just because we ant to use a word that means to laugh! just because it has the word nigga in it we are branded racists by the censorship sistem!! I am protecting our rights!! The racism must end here!!!
 
Funny stuff :)

10p says Bush fails miserably at the syllable count and passes out during calculation*100.
 
Sulkdodds said:
I am so ****ing pissed off right now! We whites are being dsciriminated against just because we ant to use a word that means to laugh! just because it has the word nigga in it we are branded racists by the censorship sistem!! I am protecting our rights!! The racism must end here!!!
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*bashes head*

SHUT UP AND ENJOY FREEDOM!
 
I <3 Japanese
 
There, you see Numbers? Someone loves you.

You are Japanese, right?
 
Sulkdodds said:
I am so ****ing pissed off right now! We whites are being dsciriminated against just because we ant to use a word that means to laugh! just because it has the word nigga in it we are branded racists by the censorship sistem!! I am protecting our rights!! The racism must end here!!!
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I thought it was "snicker". :/
 
English language != maths.

I should be able to express the linguistic constant 'to snicker' any way I want damnit, whether it's a metaphorical 0.999... or a one!
 
Oh I agree. I just wanted to point out that we are both right. (;

It's the same word, but also not.
 
Sulkdodds said:
There, you see Numbers? Someone loves you.

You are Japanese, right?
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:| :frown: :frown: :frown: :frown: :flame:
 
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