NK tests 2nd Nuke!

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I'm not sure we'd actually attack anyone capable of doing any real damage back to us though. Seems like we've only been picking the low-hanging fruit off the threat list for a while now.
 
It's all because of the bastard Kim Dae Jung, who won a Nobel Prize for Peace for paying the north a shitload of money (of which prosecutors are having a hard time trying to assess the amount, even now) and the North used that money for their nuke programs. ****ers.
 
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anyone got Rad-X?? I'll trade ya some tin cans and a bunch of nuka cola's!
 
lol and thiese ****s want to be taken seriously by the rest of the world and then they pull shit like this.
The U.N are the ones that are also at fault though.
 
Lead the way numbers, I'll be sniping cross continental.
 
I think this is the most clear evidence yet that the US needs to invade Iran.
 
^ This guy is not scared. no one would bomb my city. its all ready nasty people with sharp pointy teeth and ghoulish features.

Also do you think he'll get ill and go nuts??
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He looks kinda out of it.

SEOUL, South Korea (CNN) -- North Korea has conducted its second nuclear test, the country's state news agency announced Monday.
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The confirmation came little more than an hour after the U.S. Geological Survey reported a magnitude 4.7 seismic disturbance at the site of North Korea's first nuclear test in October 2006. The North Korea's Korean Central News Agency said Monday's test was conducted "as part of the measures to bolster up its nuclear deterrent for self-defense in every way."

In Seoul, South Korean President Lee Myung-Bak's office said the country was investigating the reported test and would hold an emergency meeting of its national security council.

And in Tokyo, Prime Minister Taro Aso's office said it has set up a special task force to look into the test and how to respond.

There was no immediate response from Washington or Beijing. Video Watch how the test may have taken world by surprise »

"The current nuclear test was safely conducted on a new higher level in terms of its explosive power and technology of its control and the results of the test helped satisfactorily settle the scientific and technological problems arising in further increasing the power of nuclear weapons and steadily developing nuclear technology," KCNA announced.

There was no immediate information on the yield of the weapon used. But the first North Korean test produced, according to U.S. intelligence estimates, an explosion equal to less than 1,000 tons of TNT -- a fraction of the size of the bombs the United States dropped on Japan at the end of World War II. Video Watch South Korea's initial reaction to North Korea's nuclear test »
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The test, which North Korea had threatened after the U.N. Security Council criticized Pyongyang's April 5 test of a long-range rocket, was "faster than expected," said Jim Walsh, an international security analyst at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

The questions raised by the test are less military and more political, he added.

"We know so little about this country," Walsh told CNN. "We don't have good relations with them, they're going through a leadership transition and on top of that, they test a nuclear weapon. So the problem with this is we're not going to have military action, but it's all the uncertainty and political consequences."

The test comes two days after former South Korean President Roh Moo-Hyun, who'd sought improved relations with North Korea during his 2003-2008 tenure, committed suicide. Just before he left the presidency, Roh became the first South Korean leader to cross the demilitarized zone and meet with North Korean leader Kim Jong Il. Video Watch how Roh's legacy may be remembered »

Roh's successor, Lee, takes a harder line on the north and has so far not continued Roh's efforts.

The test also comes less than three weeks after the United States announced a new diplomatic effort to restart the stalled North Korean nuclear talks. The Obama administration's designated point person on North Korea, Stephen Bosworth, visited the region for talks with China, South Korea, Japan and Russia -- the other participants in the six-party talks.

In July 2008 negotiators reached agreement with Pyongyang on a timetable for North Korea to resume disabling its nuclear facilities. But the reclusive communist state balked at the deal, demanding the United States first take it off its list of state sponsors of terrorism.

The Bush administration lifted that designation in October, but plans to push for an agreement allowing the other parties to check whether Pyongyang has revealed all of its nuclear secrets stalled.

In June 2008, North Korea acknowledged producing roughly 40 kilograms of enriched plutonium -- enough for about seven nuclear bombs.
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But North Korea remains "years and years" away from having a weapon it can put atop a long-range missile like those in the United States, Chinese or Russian arsenals, said Walsh, the international security analyst.

"Nothing good" can come from Monday's test, he said, "but it doesn't mean they're going to have a real working nuclear weapon tomorrow or next year."
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http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/05/24/nkorea.nuclear/index.html
 
I recall hearing somewhere that Kim Jong Il made it mandatory that you must poop on your lawn every morning because "it is good for the soil"


I lol'd, and then I D:
 
Like what? Go kill Kim Jong Il? Much as I'd like to, but current law prevents me from going into the North. :p
 
15357 said:
Like what? Go kill Kim Jong Il? Much as I'd like to, but current law prevents me from going into the North. :p
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dig a tunnel,Tim Robbins did it in The Shawshank Redemption!
 
Let us liberate these people with swine flu!
 
^ never heard of that tunnel stuff before.
those north korean dudes are desperate to start some shit.
 
JFry said:
I think this is the most clear evidence yet that the US needs to invade Iran.
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this made me lol





this test is more sabre rattling from the small dog in hood trying to look like a big dog. NK isnt suicidal, they'd be made into a glass parking lot before they could even roll their nuke onto the launch platform



mechanicallizard said:
those north korean dudes are desperate to start some shit.
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"the Third Tunnel of Aggression was discovered in October 1978 "

that was 30 years ago. it could have been built 30 years prior to that


the amount of fearmongering paranoia coming out of that part of the world is appalling. we should nuke both sides just to be absolutely sure
 
CptStern said:
this test is more sabre rattling from the small dog in hood trying to look like a big dog. NK isnt suicidal, they'd be made into a glass parking lot before they could even roll their nuke onto the launch platform
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So.... why not do just that? Could save the world a whole lot of trouble.



"the Third Tunnel of Aggression was discovered in October 1978 "

that was 30 years ago. it could have been built 30 years prior to that
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Not exactly, since NK didn't exist in 1948 :p (It started officially in 1949)

Besides,

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The 3rd was made in 1972, only 6 years prior its discovery.

There are believed to be up to 10 ~ 14 more. The 4th was found in 1989 and subsequently blocked, and the 5th was found in 2000, but it was collapsed without investigation.

the amount of fearmongering paranoia coming out of that part of the world is appalling. we should nuke both sides just to be absolutely sure
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Fear is the ultimate instigator of national will. And god knows we can use a lot of that.
 
15357 said:
So.... why not do just that? Could save the world a whole lot of trouble.
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I think it's admirable that you're willing to die along with the NKs just so we can have a glass parking lot ..even though your death will be much more painful and slower than those in NK.



15357 said:
Not exactly, since NK didn't exist in 1948 :p (It started officially in 1949)
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the US and the soviets controlled both areas prior to 1949. they were just good at predicting things


Numbers said:
Besides,

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ok ...so what are you trying to tell me with these maps?

15357 said:
The 3rd was made in 1972, only 6 years prior its discovery.
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what method did they use to "date" it? carbon dating? bamboo shoots under captured NK spy's fingernails?

15357 said:
There are believed to be up to 10 ~ 14 more.
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frankly I wouldnt believe anything that comes from anyone in authority anywhere in the koreas ..really you people make overexxagerated hysteria an art form. that probably came from a memo that read:

"There are believed to be up to 10 ~ 14 more. however we also have reason to believe there could be no more but just to be consistant we're sticking with 10~14, be vigilent citizen, the commies are afoot"



15357 said:
The 4th was found in 1989 and subsequently blocked, and the 5th was found in 2000, but it was collapsed without investigation.
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OR THAT'S WHAT THEY CLAIM!!! omg underground tunnels



15357 said:
Fear is the ultimate instigator of national will. And god knows we can use a lot of that.
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you already have it up the wazoo. you're a nation living in fear, forever jumping at shadows
 
Would anyone really be mad if we gave North Korea the Nagasaki tan?
 
CptStern said:
*snip*
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Lol, Stern is trying to be cool by pretending he doesn't want to be here and acting as if South Koreans shouldn't be suspicious and vigilant about an enemy tyrant regime along their only land border, the most militarized one in the world, who's political and ethical ideologies are basically the arch enemy of all liberal democratic minded people everywhere.


Really though, Stern, you try to hard sometimes.
 
Maybe they want to be "liberated"? They know it's time to call it quits, but they don't want to admit it and instead they want an "oppressor" to invade them...
 
nurizeko said:
Lol, Stern is trying to be cool by pretending he doesn't want to be here
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here? at hl2.net? or amongst the living?

nurizeko said:
and acting as if South Koreans shouldn't be suspicious and vigilant about an enemy tyrant regime along their only land border, the most militarized one in the world, who's political and ethical ideologies are basically the arch enemy of all liberal democratic minded people everywhere.
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and who will just for shits and giggles nuke the shit out of their neighbour and slowly kill themselves with the after effects. ya that sounds like a good foolproof plan


nurizeko said:
Really though, Stern, you try to hard sometimes.
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yes and judging by your many many many factual errors it's obvious you dont try hard enough :E
 
Unfocused said:
Maybe they want to be "liberated"?
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I read that as "obliterated".

But seriously, aren't there children dying on the streets like left and right because they are taxed so heavily? I don't know, I was watching some secret NK spy video.

They will greet us as liberators!
 
That country needs a miracle right now. I'm sure there are hundred willing to try and take out that crazy dictator
 
yes and it will be a signel nuke for a long time. Hell even israel could wipe it off the map in an instant

this is north and south korea at night.

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notice the north is completely dark?


if people think Saddam's troops were demoralised and gave up without a fight just wait till someone invades NK. they'll be defending themselves with stones and the odd musket village by village till they reach the capital where only the most patriotic will stand their ground. the rest would drop their weapons relieved to be rescued from a madman
 
Trust me, Stern knows more about Korea than a Korean does, okay?!
 
ya I guess he's right because HEY he's korean. he must know everything. Just like you zombieturtle, you're american so you must know everything about america. no one but another american knows more about america than you do
 
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