No. 1 Nation in Sexy Web Searches? Call it Pornistan

[unozero]

They may call it the "Land of the Pure," but Pakistan turns out to be anything but.

The Muslim country, which has banned content on at least 17 websites to block offensive and blasphemous material, is the world's leader in online searches for pornographic material, FoxNews.com has learned.

“You won’t find strip clubs in Islamic countries. Most Islamic countries have certain dress codes,” said Gabriel Said Reynolds, professor of Islamic Studies at the University of Notre Dame. “It would be an irony if they haven’t shown the same vigilance to pornography.”

So here's the irony: Google ranks Pakistan No. 1 in the world in searches for pornographic terms, outranking every other country in the world in searches per person for certain sex-related content.

Pakistan is top dog in searches per-person for "horse sex" since 2004, "donkey sex" since 2007, "rape pictures" between 2004 and 2009, "rape sex" since 2004, "child sex" between 2004 and 2007 and since 2009, "animal sex" since 2004 and "dog sex" since 2005, according to Google Trends and Google Insights, features of Google that generate data based on popular search terms.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/07/12/data-shows-pakistan-googling-pornographic-material/

lol:E

Doesn't surpise one they're all sexually repressed.

 

[Krynn72]

But.. uh... no no. We just want to see American women ****ed by horse... because it proves they live in a decadent immoral society!

 

[No Limit]

If you look at Google Insights it's kind of an interesting trend, the poorer the country (not the religion in most cases) the more porn they seem to look up in the short term:

http://www.google.com/insights/search/#

In the long term (since 2004) the US has an 88 score for the keyword sex. Pakistan has a 78. But if you look at 2010 Pakistan has us beat. It could be that the poor bastards in Pakistan and other poor countries haven't yet discovered more efficient ways of finding porn. Who still googles for porn? It's the 21st century.

And oh:

http://www.stripclubfans.com/browse.php?cat=72 (not work safe!)

Strip Clubs in Pakistan. Fox News FTL.

 

[Yuri]

And oh:

http://www.stripclubfans.com/browse.php?cat=72 (not work safe!)

Strip Clubs in Pakistan. Fox News FTL.

They were quoting "Gabriel Said Reynolds, professor of Islamic Studies at the University of Notre Dame." :angel:

 

[Warped]

But.. uh... no no. We just want to see American women ****ed by horse... because it proves they live in a decadent immoral society!

yeah I don't understand that. I took a milf from work into my car once and we were making out and getting all hot and sweaty and I look over and theres 2 middle eastern guys staring into our souls it was really awkward. I couldn't continue and had to move my car because these jerks were just sitting there watching me....probably playing pocket pool themselves too.

 

[Krynn72]

yeah I don't understand that. I took a milf from work into my car once and we were making out and getting all hot and sweaty and I look over and theres 2 middle eastern guys staring into our souls it was really awkward. I couldn't continue and had to move my car because these jerks were just sitting there watching me....probably playing pocket pool themselves too.

What? No! They were reveling in the fact that your sick, perverted, American Pig ways were going to lead you straight to hell!

But I'm sure some creepy white dude was canoodling his noodle to it. Filthy Americans.

 

[No Limit]

They were quoting "Gabriel Said Reynolds, professor of Islamic Studies at the University of Notre Dame." :angel:

When a so called news organization quotes someone isn't it their responsibility to check if that quote is true? Their analysis of the google insight data seems to be off too. And it took me a couple minutes on google to find all this, maybe they should hire me.

 

[JUL3]

2 middle eastern guys staring into our souls

No wai! I thought I was the only person that's experienced this.

 

[Remus]

I couldn't continue and had to move my car because these jerks were just sitting there watching me.

Well, you could've politely asked them to GTFO.

 

[Bad^Hat]

When a so called news organization quotes someone isn't it their responsibility to check if that quote is true?

http://www.foxnews.com

Yeeeeeah, about that.

 

[MJ12]

Everyone knows that the reason for this is because our oppressive godless culture has forced itself upon those in the Middle East and made them SLAVES to sex!

theres 2 middle eastern guys staring into our souls-

This sounds like an intro to an unusual joke.