No Offense to anyone on here. . .

[i am HOLLYWOOD]

Are you a Democrat or Republican?


The answer can be found by posing the following question:



You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?



Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.



Republican's Answer:

BANG!



Missouri Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?

Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!

Wife: Honey, you ain't taking that to the taxidermist.

 

[Qonfused]

The thread title offended me.

 

[pvtbones]

Ban

 

[DeusExMachina]

Worst joke ever.

And Islamic terrorist? The hell. Out of all the things that could possibly kill you, an Islamic terrorist :|.

 

[Que-Ever]

You assumption that this could possibly offend me offends me.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Worst joke ever.

And Islamic terrorist? The hell. Out of all the things that could possibly kill you, an Islamic terrorist :|.

LOL

 

[Adabiviak]

None taken.

 

[Gunner]

I'm so offended right now I could cry.

 

[0mar]

????

 

[Absinthe]

Too lame to offend.

 

[Stigmata]

I'm offended by the concept of offense.

 

[sinkoman]

I'd run.

If he chased, THEN i'd shoot.



I was expecting a serious discussion tbh.

 

[Stigmata]

Basically what Sinkoman said, thb.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Worst joke ever.

And Islamic terrorist? The hell. Out of all the things that could possibly kill you, an Islamic terrorist :|.

I fear more about being mugged and killed by a desperate druggy then I fear being hurt by an extremist

 

[gick]

You suck.

 

[Jintor]

What happens if I throw the gun at him?

 

[Sulkdodds]

Also cocks.

 

[Que-Ever]

What happens if I throw the gun at him?

He'll duck.

 

[Asknoone]

Boo ****ing hiss.

 

[No Limit]

How do you define a republican? A person who is such chicken shit all they can constantly think about is brown terrorists killing them. Hope I didn't offend you.

 

[Qonfused]

Any thread I have the first post in derails that moment.

 

[Tyguy]

if i was either i would be republican, but im not

 

[VirusType2]

Also cocks.

lol @ random obscenities.

Any thread I have the first post in derails that moment.

Your posts do seem to have a lot of sway. :burp: You've got some serious clout.


This entire thread is funny, and I'm sorry I am unable to further build upon it's humor.

 

[Tyguy]

well, if i was a republican id assume he had a bomb on him with a trigger that detonated if his heart rate dropped beneath a certain point. So shooting him really wouldn't do anything. Instead Id find his family, torture them for a few hours, then ruin his credit rating.

If i was a democrat, id probably offer him some money, maybe some numbers to therapists, then analyze myself and ask why he wanted to harm me, it might be something I did. Then id torture his family just for fun

 

[i am HOLLYWOOD]

okay, so maybe it wasn't that funny. . but it made me lol. . . .

and i have a strange feeling everyone on this board wants me to die now. . .

 

[Tyguy]

no, we dont, just hit yourself

 

[kirovman]

I am neither.

I am a Nationalist Socialist.

I mean, no I'm not.