North Korea army minister executed with mortar round

[CptStern]

A North Korean army minister was executed with a mortar round for reportedly drinking and carousing during the official mourning period after Kim Jong-il's death.

Kim Chol, vice minister of the army, was taken into custody earlier this year on the orders of Kim Jong-un, who assumed the leadership after the death of his father in December.
On the orders of Kim Jong-un to leave "no trace of him behind, down to his hair," according to South Korean media, Kim Chol was forced to stand on a spot that had been zeroed in for a mortar round and "obliterated."

as horrible as that is IRL it's still pretty hilarious ..and horrible

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...army-minister-executed-with-mortar-round.html

 

[Bad^Hat]

He sounds like a real pest-le.

That's all I got.

 

[Eejit]

And so he departs this mortar coir

 

[Krynn72]

When he learned of how he was going to be executed, he must have been absolutely mortarfied.

 

[CptStern]

lol

one does not simply walk into Mortar

 

[Vegeta897]

Noob commander. Hopefully he didn't forgive the teamkill.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Well, there are no remains, so at least they won't need to bother with a mortarcian.

 

[MFL]

Absolutely mortarfying.

 

[Viperidae]

Il est mort.

 

[Krynn72]

Absolutely mortarfying.

I already did that one, pun thief.

 

[Raziaar]

How the **** does that retard kid think that a mortar round is going to leave no trace of him? It's not going to vaporize him. Mortars don't vaporize.

Edit: Though I guess if it's big enough it could... I dunno. Let's test it.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

well he is north korean and intelligence doesn't run in the family

 

[Rorschach120]

How the **** does that retard kid think that a mortar round is going to leave no trace of him? It's not going to vaporize him. Mortars don't vaporize.

Edit: Though I guess if it's big enough it could... I dunno. Let's test it.

One can never be vaporized of their immortar soul.

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

How can people think North Korea is broke? I mean, look how much they're shelling out on this guy...

 

[Mogi67]

One can never be vaporized of their immortar soul.

haha

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Was he on his mortar cycle when the round hit?

 

[Slug Advisor]

Was he on his mortar cycle when the round hit?

Ya blew it.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

HE SHALL BE A MORTYR FOR PEOPLE REPUBRIC

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Lol, poor RJMC. And props to Techno for providing something unique to break up the Latin mort- root pun monotony.

I got nothin'