North Korea threatens US

[Azner]

Hitler didn't make it, thats why he joined the army. Right?

 

[Eejit]

Still applies:

 

[YROC]

NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED!

 

[VirusType2]

 

[Azner]

GDI Firewall Defense initialized

 

[Jintor]

Weather machine detected

 

[CR0M]

WOPR will save us

 

[Remus]

GDI Firewall Defense initialized

Ion Cannon activated...

Player defeated, you are victorious!

 

[CptStern]

"If the U.S. imperialists start another war, the army and people of Korea will ... wipe out the aggressors on the globe once and for all"

**** YA!!! ...oh, ummm err .........U-S-A, U-S-A







Eejit has the right idea

 

[PvtRyan]

Not worried about their ICBM, but I wouldn't put it above them to sell their nuclear weapons to terrorists.

 

[NeptuneUK]

The only thing America is good for is video games.

And a couple of movies or so.

Also Chuck Norris.

 

[MJ12]

And the invention of everything.

 

[Eejit]

What do you mean, everything?

 

[MJ12]

Pizza, french fries, electricity, you know, that stuff.

 

[Vegeta897]

Don't forget freedom.

 

[Hurricane]

*Prepares for incoming shit storm*

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

Warning , a Psionic decimator has been detected

 

[CptStern]

oh god are we going to have to endure transformers reference for the next few weeks? god I cant wait till every last hardcore T fan sees it so it can quickly slip into obscurity and never spoken of again. btw she's hot

 

[Eejit]

Command and Conquer games references actually.

 

[Warped]

shes very cute and hot at the same time

 

[MJ12]

Her hair is stupid, I hate that style of hair so much.

 

[Remus]

What, no "photoshopped" and "she has fake boobs" comments?

 

[xcellerate]

there never was any missile.

 

[Unfocused]

What, no "photoshopped" and "she has fake boobs" comments?

Not much boobs to be seen.

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

Comrade , a psionic decimator has been detected.

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

*insert north korean military rank here* , we have mobilized our forces around hawaii

 

[CptStern]

are those scenes from the movie? because their outfits are so sexist that they'd never be worn IRL ...........which is very big shame and ..<fapfapfap>

 

[Eejit]

They're all from Red Alert 3 cutscenes.

 

[Slug Advisor]

Stern seems to expect making constant references to Transformers and generally being fixated around it will help it 'slip into obscurity'.

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

Oh the irony. :rolling:

When is S. Korea going to deal with these idiots?

they believe that they are doing the world a favour ( spelling ? )

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Its nice to know that North Korea is still feeling very schizophrenic; it makes me very relaxed

 

[xcellerate]

they believe that they are doing the world a favour ( spelling ? )

yea it's fine, those Europeans stick u's in all kinds of places they don't beloung.

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

Well , 4th of July is nearing . Does anyone think that North Korea will really launch a missile on Hawaii ? I doubt it.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Only if they are big enough f*aggots and there is reason to believe that they are in fact giant fajjots.

 

[arch5]

Well , 4th of July is nearing . Does anyone think that North Korea will really launch a missile on Hawaii ? I doubt it.

If NK launches a missile and successfully hits Hawaii, they will be wiped off the map in less than 24 hours.

 

[Acepilotf14]

AMERICAN PEEEEGS

 

[jet_porkins]

North Korea won't hit Hawaii.

In the event that it does, NK will have signed its own death sentence.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I'm leaving the country tomorrow, just in case.
Although I don't live in the US. But you know, it's the thought that counts.

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

I think that "NK is gonna hit Hawaii" story will be used as an excuse for the US to attack NK

 

[Vegeta897]

Just like Pearl Harbor, right guys?