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This is not another garfield thread, but it IS about girl issues, ok so I have about 3 girls I REALLY like and they like me. The problem? I am going out with a girl, but we are kinda long distance and I hardly see her, And it seems like when I AM with her we dont even talk or act coupleish... We have been going out for about 5 months but I have only seen her about 1/3 of that time...I think it is time to end the relationship, how should I go about doing this.


BTW : I don't need spammers telling me to stop looking for girl advice on a nerd forum.
 
Just say, "Long distance relationships never work out. We should start seeing other people."
 
Pressure said:
Just say, "Long distance relationships never work out. We should start seeing other people."
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Quoted For Truth

It's true, and I'm sure she knows it too. But hey, maybe she is thinking and asking the same thing on the Brittney Spears forums.....

If you really think you need to end it, and pursue other items...go for it, don't delay!
 
Long distance relationships don't work. I've moved around a lot so this comes from experience.

Also, Marcopollo, you didn't copy the first [ in your sig. The quote doesn't show up right.
 
no point of being in a relationship if you never see each other and aren't close.
As for the 3 girls who like you, pick the hottest and most shallow :D lol jk
 
Break up with said long distance 'girlfriend', and then invite the other three around and have hawt sex.
 
Cease posting on the internet, and make up your own mind.
 
"It's not you, it's me." ("It's not you - it's that new chick I've been seeing.")

"It's nobody's fault." ("It's everybody's fault - but mine!")

"I need to find myself." ("I need to lose you.")

''We want different things." ("I want someone who can buy me a new car.")

"Before I can be OK with us, I've got to be OK with me." ("I have a hard time expressing my feelings. Get the **** out of my house. ")

''I'm not good enough for you . . . you need to find someone who will treat you right''


:|
 
"I feel as if we barely know each other, this relationship is a long-distance one, and I don't want that. Sorry, but I think we should be seeing other people."

Either that or just slap her, and don't stop. Just stand there slapping her for like an hour, i'm pretty sure she won't want to be with you after hours of being slapped across the face non-stop.

Or will she...?
 
Long distances can work, just depends how commited you are.

Although by the sounds of it, the fact you are questioning it suggests you are not happy and need out right away.

Just explain the truth...or you could try one of the cliche phrases^^^.
 
Stop looking for girl advice on a nerd forum.

How am I supposed to resist saying that when you tell me not to? It's impossible. :E
 
OCybrManO said:
Stop looking for girl advice on a nerd forum.

How am I supposed to resist saying that when you tell me not to? It's impossible. :E
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But you are right !
 
kirovman said:
Long distances can work, just depends how commited you are..
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My brother is getting married in a month...to someone from another country :D
So they do work. They lived apart for about 2 years before she moved here.
 
What Tony references is

"Shall we just.. not bother?"

And

"It's not me, it's you"

D:

I don't do relationships
:)
 
ComradeBadger said:
"Shall we just.. not bother?"

And

"It's not me, it's you"
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*jondy frantically scribbles on A4 pad*
 
Quote a line from a Bon Jovi song. Works in so many different situations.

-Angry Lawyer
 
Angry Lawyer said:
Quote a line from a Bon Jovi song. Works in so many different situations.

-Angry Lawyer
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Tommy used to work on the docks
Union’s been on strike
He’s down on his luck...it’s tough, so tough.
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:thumbs:
 
Invite her into your house some time, then throw stuff at her until she buggers off. If she tries coming back, rinse and repeat.
 
You could do a Maddox.

For example, I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bullshit. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship. I rule.
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But that would require you to either go to her house, or invite her over.
 
SimonomiS said:
Bon Jovi said:
Tommy used to work on the docks
Union’s been on strike
He’s down on his luck...it’s tough, so tough.
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I was thinking more along the lines of "Hearts breaking even" or something. Cheesy, but it honestly works.

-Angry Lawyer
 
LMAO this is great, btw im suprised only one of you made that joke bout the nerd forums. I broke it off, online I told her it wasn't working out and she said : : Cry : : and then I blocked her SN because she was freaking me out. I suspect she is going to call me.
 
MarcoPollo said:
LMAO this is great, btw im suprised only one of you made that joke bout the nerd forums. I broke it off, online I told her it wasn't working out and she said : : Cry : : and then I blocked her SN because she was freaking me out. I suspect she is going to call me.
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Shes going to burn her name in your lawn, get a restraining order.
 
Man, you didn't even ring her to dump her, then you just ignore her, that's really bad
 
MarcoPollo said:
LMAO this is great, btw im suprised only one of you made that joke bout the nerd forums. I broke it off, online I told her it wasn't working out and she said : : Cry : : and then I blocked her SN because she was freaking me out. I suspect she is going to call me.
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Hahaaaaaaaa
 
Woah. Man, I've always dumped people in person, when the time's come around to it. Makes me seem more human. But dumping her over an IM conversation? That's cold.

-Angry Lawyer
 
I didnt know when the next time I could see her. Plus, she never answers her phone. and today she called me to tell me she still loved me./scared
 
MarcoPollo said:
I didnt know when the next time I could see her. Plus, she never answers her phone. and today she called me to tell me she still loved me./scared
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She's going to kill you. I'm not a soothsayer, but I foresaw this.
 
MarcoPollo said:
LMAO this is great, btw im suprised only one of you made that joke bout the nerd forums. I broke it off, online I told her it wasn't working out and she said : : Cry : : and then I blocked her SN because she was freaking me out. I suspect she is going to call me.
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worst dumping... ever :cheers:
 
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