Not another Garfield thread...

omg now all her friends are telling me she didnt go to school today because she is crazy
 
MarcoPollo said:
omg now all her friends are telling me she didnt go to school today because she is crazy
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Seriously she's getting ready to pay you back...

I hope you have kevlar mate.
 
Se just called and she is yelling at me to **** off and that she hopes i get my dick chopped off......harsh...I'm not saying anything, i'll just let her yell at me until she calms down.....she hung up.

I'll keep u updated.
 
Told you that you should have quoted the Jovi. Seriously, I've managed to begin and end relationships with different lines. It's all good. The more obscure the song, the better.

-Angry Lawyer
 
no ammount of wierd song quotes can save me now....She says she never wants to see me again.
 
ComradeBadger said:
"It's not me, it's you"
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Did anyone see Dylan Moran on Channel 4 the other night? He was going on about how we should be honest when we break up with people:
"I hate you. I hate you so much. You know that noise you kept hearing when you were going asleep? That was me chewing the bed out of sheer boredom. Oh how I hate you! I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning, there isn't enough time in the day to hate you."
Try that line Marco.
 
Shes contemplating doing it now, shes pacing up and down outside the tool shed, looking at the glinting blades of the garden shears...

Shes going to castrate you while you are sleeping, she'll even use anasthetic, so when you wake up, you realise the true horror.


My advice, get her before she gets you.
 
Now her mom is yelling at me telling me tat i am a horrible person. :0 wtf is hapening@!
 
I'd actually be very careful. I've seen women engrave things in their arms with knives because they were let go in a harsh way by people they genuinely cared about. Just try and make the peace.

-Angry Lawyer
 
I just found out what is going on... One of her friends (who i hate) told her that I was going out with another girl
(which i wasnt) so she thinx that is the reason i am breaking up wit her....shes not answering my call.
 
pff stupid women, just tell her the truth and let them get on with it.
 
depending on the situation with her involvement with other girls you like, if she thinks you cheated on her or thinks that you were going out with another girl while you 2 were dating then this could be bad because if she goes out saying "That bastard MarcoPollo is a cheater" then all other girls would be like oh noes! a cheatar! :O
Then you get blacklisted and all the girls will be like "you'll cheat on me and say that you're lying" ha
 
Ahh, perfect Bon Jovi song to blag your way out of it. "Wild is the wind".

"I couldn't be the one
To make your dreams come true
That's why I had to run
Though I needed you, baby"

Etc. Perfect song for breaking up.

-Angry Lawyer
 
You must have expected this surely... You liked 3 girls, none being the one you were currently going out with. Her friend is practically right about the reason you're breaking up if its because you like other girls, so I really don't see the problem apart from the pain you've caused. I really feel sorry for her... I know what its like to have someone you love, call it off and its one of the most wrenching feelings you can ever experience. To be honest, I hope you get what you deserve which in my view isn't a lot. Its hard to not be angry at someone who broke it off with you, especially if you felt strongly for them...

Men may not naturally be monogomous, but neither do we naturally find porcelain holes in the ground to defecate in, unrinate in and hug when we're feeling ill.
 
Farrow speaks the truth... I would have said the same, but I couldn't be bothered.
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
You must have expected this surely... You liked 3 girls, none being the one you were currently going out with. Her friend is practically right about the reason you're breaking up if its because you like other girls
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The friend isn't right at all. Marco wasn't seeing other people. And to prolong a relationship that you no longer feel works hurts both of you the more, no matter how hard one party finds the breakup to be.

Marco, just tell the girl the truth; that you've exhausted this relationship and you've found you like other people, and that's why you had to finish it.

Heartrenching? Yup. But it's also honest. You can't bail on this. These situations have happened to me before, and I know which option I prefer.
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
I know what its like to have someone you love, call it off and its one of the most wrenching feelings you can ever experience.
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That's happened to me before.

-Angry Lawyer
 
I did say practically, meaning for all intensive purposes she was right. He was dumping her because he wanted other people. The fact that he wasn't honest about it in the first place is whats got me annoyed. He didn't have to ask us what to say, because he knew the truth already.... yet he came here asking for ways to break up. Liying to save someones feelings, is patronising and degrading for the person you're lying to. Thats what any "break up line" essentially is... a lie.
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
I did say practically, meaning for all intensive purposes she was right. He was dumping her because he wanted other people. The fact that he wasn't honest about it in the first place is whats got me annoyed. He didn't have to ask us what to say, because he knew the truth already.... yet he came here asking for ways to break up. Liying to save someones feelings, is patronising and degrading for the person you're lying to. Thats what any "break up line" essentially is... a lie.
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You're right, Marco wasn't particularly sensitive in dealing with this. But there's a difference between finding you like other people and cheating on someone. You can't help the former, and it's better to break it off rather than resort to the latter.
 
ok i posted the link to this thread to your ex gf Marco :x
 
jondyfun said:
You're right, Marco wasn't particularly sensitive in dealing with this. But there's a difference between finding you like other people and cheating on someone. You can't help the former, and it's better to break it off rather than resort to the latter.
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Hell, I had the double-whammy applied to me in my first real relationship. She cheated on me, then admitted she never loved me. Ever. That's what made me the callous, condescending alcoholic I am today.

-Angry Lawyer
 
The friend that told her I was cheating on her hardly knows me, Mainly because I hate her. Therefore she had no idea what I have been doing because I only talk to her/see her when I have to. And I wasn't lying about the long distanceness, It was just too much of a hastle to deal with. Also, for those of you that didn't realise this, I was kidding about the part where I blocked her screen name.
 
Angry Lawyer said:
Hell, I had the double-whammy applied to me in my first real relationship. She cheated on me, then admitted she never loved me. Ever. That's what made me the callous, condescending alcoholic I am today.

-Angry Lawyer
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I'm sorry to hear that.

Typing generally doesn't do justice to the higher values on the richter scale of emotions, but that was an exception.
 
We all have our vices, I'm just glad I got to pick mine. I've met people with worse problems, they deserve your sympathy more than me.

-Angry Lawyer
 
These are the precise reasons I stay the **** away from comittment.. I'm a bastard you say?

No, I'm a good boy, I hurt no-one :)
 
Only recently have I actually felt I could trust someone, but then again, I know she's going to hurt me. Hell, she's probably plotting it now.

I don't blame you from shying away from comittment. Hell, I managed to avoid it for the last three years.

-Angry Lawyer
 
I'm young, but I feal really, really old. It'd probably explain why the majority of people who take interest in me are in their late twenties/early thirties. That's one thing I love.

-Angry Lawyer
 
How old are you presently?

And theres nothing wrong with a bit of vintage bintage.. :D
 
Nineteen. I feel about fourty. I guess I don't feel that old.

-Angry Lawyer
 
I don't feel old, but I don't feel the urge to become a world known playboy like badger :p

I like commitment, and longevity of relationships. My mind just runs along different tracks though...
 
Pffft, too young, only meet people in school, could only imagine dating one girl, who I already did and totally ****ed up with meaning I don't have a chance in hell with.
Give me a couple of years if I manage that without killing myself and maybe then I'll reconsider commitment with someone.
 
Thanx, Listening about your love life makes mine suck less hahah.
 
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