Nothing To Talk About...

Dog-- · Nov 13, 2005

Did you notice that about 3 months ago the General Off-Topic Forum isn't as interesting as it used to be? There used to be alot of cool threads, now it's hard to find one thats intersting..... NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT!

Murray_H · Nov 13, 2005

Nat Turner · Nov 13, 2005

Let's talk about hair!

Dog-- · Nov 13, 2005

Maybe we could talk about how fasinating it is to watch paint dry, or watch a puddle evaporate! THE EXCITEMENT NEVER STOPS!

Nat Turner · Nov 13, 2005

Dog-- said:
Maybe we could talk about how fasinating it is to watch paint dry, or watch a puddle evaporate! THE EXCITEMENT NEVER STOPS!

And then let's talk about hair!

ComradeBadger · Nov 13, 2005

Nat Turner said:
Let's talk about hair!

I own my own pair of hair straighteners.

They cost the girl who gave me them £90 - she got better ones and gave me her old ones -they rox!

Dog-- · Nov 13, 2005

Hair is a thing of the past!

Paint drying is the Wave of the future!!!! F****ING XTREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT SHOULD BE AN XTREME SPORT!!!!

Absinthe · Nov 13, 2005

I had this idea for a topic. Everybody would whack their dicks on the keyboard and then you'd post the result. I'm not sure how that would work with females though. I guess they could just sorta sit on the keys.

I then decided against it because it would be doomed from the start and I figured I'd be better posting it on a less reputable forum.

Whatever. I think I'm going to get hammered on rum and coke out of sheer boredom. And I've got two beers in the fridge that need drinking.

Nat Turner · Nov 13, 2005

Absinthe said:
I had this idea for a topic. Everybody would whack their dicks on the keyboard and then you'd post the result. I'm not sure how that would work with females though. I guess they could just sorta sit on the keys.

The women can just shut up.

And then get back to the kitchen.

Absinthe · Nov 13, 2005

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PERSON DRINKS HALF A BEER AND THEN PUTS IT BACK IN THE FRIDGE?

My roommate is an animal.

Nat Turner · Nov 13, 2005

Absinthe said:
WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PERSON DRINKS HALF A BEER AND THEN PUTS IT BACK IN THE FRIDGE?

My roommate is an animal.

rofl hahaha

DiSTuRbEd · Nov 13, 2005

ComradeBadger said:
I own my own pair of hair straighteners.

They cost the girl who gave me them £90 - she got better ones and gave me her old ones -they rox!

My statement of Metrosexual its showing itself everytime you say things like this! :E

CptStern · Nov 13, 2005

this thread reminds me of this sign

Nat Turner · Nov 13, 2005

Anyways, I got a haircut today. My hair went from longish to short. Some of it got into my shirt and it itches.

Muffin Man · Nov 13, 2005

Absinthe said:
I'm not sure how that would work with females though.

der are no girls on teh interwebs !!! D:

Absinthe · Nov 13, 2005

Yesterday, I finally shaved after three months. In retrospect, I realized what a haggard freak I was.

BabyHeadCrab · Nov 13, 2005

I put my pants on two legs at a time

OvA · Nov 13, 2005

Absinthe said:
I had this idea for a topic. Everybody would whack their dicks on the keyboard and then you'd post the result. I'm not sure how that would work with females though. I guess they could just sorta sit on the keys.

my dick is not heavy enough to press my keys

ComradeBadger · Nov 13, 2005

I need to have the sides taken off my ears - and about an inch taken off the top, and thinned a lil all over!

Fringe is aight, it's in me eyes, but hey

evil^milk · Nov 13, 2005

i had my hair cut like two weeks ago. i liked it long but the damn prefect enforces us to have our hair short.

Absinthe · Nov 13, 2005

OvA said:
my dick is not heavy enough to press my keys

That's why you'd need to whack it hard. Like this.

mmnmnmmn bb

It probably helps if you're slightly erect. You'd also get more spread over the keys.

Steven · Nov 13, 2005

Originally Posted by Absinthe
I had this idea for a topic. Everybody would whack their dicks on the keyboard and then you'd post the result. I'm not sure how that would work with females though. I guess they could just sorta sit on the keys.

That's what I normally do.

Absinthe · Nov 13, 2005

You have perfect aim, judging by your good spelling and grammar.

Nat Turner · Nov 13, 2005

Absinthe said:
That's why you'd need to whack it hard. Like this.

mmnmnmmn bb

It probably helps if you're slightly erect. You'd also get more spread over the keys.

Your roommate isn't there.. or what?

Muffin Man · Nov 13, 2005

i havent had my hair cut in 8 months

Absinthe · Nov 13, 2005

Nat Turner said:
Your roommate isn't there.. or what?

Nope.

You know what's great when your roommate isn't around?

Masturbation. You can just let it all hang out without the fear of him walking in since he's gone for the weekend. It takes a weight off a man's shoulders.

He's not as courteous though. When I feel the bed shaking and hear the rapid *fap* *fap* *fap* noises coming from above at alternating speeds, I know what's going on. To test out my suspicions, I make a loud noise. You see, I believe he assumes I'm asleep whenever he does this. So by making a noise, he realizes "oh shit" and stops momentarily to make sure. Then after a while he resumes.

I ****ing hate rum.

Qonfused · Nov 13, 2005

Heh, keep on doing that... keep making him get soft, he'll eventually quit and go to sleep.

Muffin Man · Nov 13, 2005

be careful, you may be the spatula that turns him to HoMoSeXuAlItY OH NOES !!!!

Qonfused · Nov 13, 2005

Spatula is a funny word.

Absinthe · Nov 13, 2005

Spatula.

...Spatula.

Qonfused · Nov 13, 2005

More or less, if you say any word, like, 15 times... it sounds really dumb.

Couch.
Couch.
Couch.
Couch.
Couch.
Couch.
Couch.
Couch.
Couch.
Couch.

Muffin Man · Nov 13, 2005

i said dow (more of a noise then a word though) while playing air guitar for like 20 minutes and was still going strong. but then again the pitch and length waried and i was jumping around soo..

Absinthe · Nov 13, 2005

I made a GIF.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/absinth3/wut.gif

I don't understand Adobe Premier Pro.

Qonfused · Nov 13, 2005

What the hell is it? A teddy bear?
P.S. I don't either.

Muffin Man · Nov 13, 2005

I think it is a teddybear *gasp*
and i don't understand flash, god damn it make simpler buttons!

Absinthe · Nov 13, 2005

It's one of these guys.

http://members.home.nl/m.r.visser/Aphex Twin - Donkey Rhubarb - 03.jpg

Sadly, you missed the scene where they beat one over the head with a bat and then have forced anal sex with it.

Absinthe · Nov 13, 2005

I also hereby declare that this smiley:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/absinth3/117_104_111_104.gif

Should be added to the current smiley databank. I should have exclusive rights to use it in order to display my incredulence at something. It should also be able to exist by itself. So whenever it is implemented by myself, I am not limited by "sixchar" restrictions.

Chop chop. Get to it.

Qonfused · Nov 13, 2005

Teddy anal sex. Mmm.

Absinthe · Nov 13, 2005

I've always wondered.

Does anal sex feel like pooping in reverse.

OvA · Nov 13, 2005

Absinthe said:
I've always wondered.

Does anal sex feel like pooping in reverse.

Sorry, my ass is exit only

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