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[Dalamari]

LAUGH WITH ME

http://forums.xbox.com/9094209/ShowPost.aspx

My favorite quote

If there was a zombie outbreak, I'd use the Jedi Mind Trick on any zombies I run into (zombies are weak-minded, they'll be easy to control). Get them on my side. Then I'd form a zombie army and have them kill everyone on the planet except for Jessica Alba. With only Jessica, me, and the zombies left, I'd use the Jedi Mind Trick once again to order all zombies to throw themselves off a high cliff. Now the zombies are gone and me and Jessica can have oh so much fun repopulating the human race.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Jessica Alba is hot..

 

[Remus]

What the...

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Jessica Alba is hot..

Troof.

The Internet scares me. But I love it anyway.

 

[Adabiviak]

I have a vision of the EKG of this forum, and it's stuttering.

 

[Que-Ever]

I think jessica alba is ugly. But the last time I saw her was the F4 trailer, so I don't know how sound my judgement can be.

I want to invade, but I sort of don't, because I'll get 11-year-old cooties on me :|

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Count me in for a "rehabilitation"!

 

[Cole]

ummmm.... soo yeah... that was kind of... umm.... well umm.. anyone have a good word?

 

[highlander]

gay?

 

[Zephos]

Then again, they have good reason to laugh at us.

 

[highlander]

OH NOES! too the battle stations!

 

[Dalamari]

Then again, they have good reason to laugh at us.

Well there's a big difference between one twat making a dumb thread and everyone laughing at him, and a forum full of 14 year old kids talking about chopping up zombies with katanas and using jedi mind tricks to have sex with Jessica Alba

 

[Homless Snark]

At least they're realistic enough to know that the only way they'll have sex with her is by using a mind-altering brainwashing ability to do it.

 

[Raziaar]

Zombies don't magically die and cease functioning after hurtling off a cliff. People can be so retarded sometimes.

 

[Edcrab]

Somehow I don't think they're taking it seriously, Dal.

FOR SHAME!

 

[Deadline]

Zombies don't magically die and cease functioning after hurtling off a cliff. People can be so retarded sometimes.

And to think you could MIND CONTROL a zombie!? Everyone knows they act on instinct alone and dont have any real brain activity... sheesh...

oh and pick up a copy of The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks, you never know!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zombie_Survival_Guide