Nuclear Weapon

Portable Handheld Automatic Nuclear Grenade Launcher/ ebay Type

PHANGLET
 
How about the I-am-going-to-die-because-I-fired-a-nuke-20-feet-infront-of-me-gun or the DUMBASS or The Suicide Cannon!
 
MAD COW Launcher

translated as:

Mutually Assured Destruction- Class "O" Weapon
 
Erestheux said:
I have a question for you guys that can come up with cool names. I need a cool name for a handheld nuclear weapon that shoots nuclear grenades.

So... any suggestions? :p

how about MN-GL Mobile Nuclear Grenade Launcher. its simple yet very forward.
 
Erestheux said:
I like those. :)

Actually, Radiological Dispersion Device (RDD) is the technical name for a Dirty Bomb. I just pretended to have made it up. :)

Glad you like them though.
 
Badger Killing Device
Badger Killer
Badger Cannon
Badger Death Cannon
Badger

Hmmm...
 
Spudgun is a sure win,

Or, M.O.N.G.O.
Massive Onslaught Nuclear Grenade Oscillator
 
holy crap, I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. This thread is hilarious. :LOL:

Keep 'em coming!
 
Wouldn't a nuclear grenade launcher be extremely dangerous for the user as well as the target?
 
I think 20 miles is like how far you should be away when you lauch it...to give you time to run like a bat out of hell.
 
Note to everyone!!

This isn't a nuke!! Jeez. Nukes are nuclear reactions that use radioactive elements which cause a chain reaction and break down the uranium or other radioactive element into smaller elements, turning tiny pieces of matter into energy.

THIS weapon shoots a "grenade" full of "dirty" radioactive material which explodes on impact, doing radioactive damage to anyone near it. Yes, the attacker might get cancer. No, I don't care. :p

And also, this is such a great thread :D! I'm getting what I need and also having a great laugh, thanks guys. :)

Honorable mention (comedic catagory):
McFly said:
the "OMFG WTF 1s Th47 5m0k3y d1sCh4rg3 C0mM1nG At M3?!?!
Innervision961 said:
Thebestfreakinggrenadebecauseifmeltsyourskinwithburningradiationcausingyouinnardstocompressandexplodewithviolentragewhileyousleepturningyourphysicalbeingintoapuddleofmushybonesandbloodthateventuallygetseatbyscavengeranimalswhorecieveradiationpoisoningonlytodieinnaturalriversandstreamsfloodingtheradiationbackintothedrinkingwaterthuscausingthedestructionofthehumanrace.
DEATH eVADER said:
Portable Handheld Automatic Nuclear Grenade Launcher/ ebay Type
PHANGLET
crabcakes66 said:
"A mushroom cloud lay'n Motherf*cker, Motherf*cker!!!"
FictiousWill said:
AtomiCore DistriFrag Soft-Target Irradiation Device

or A-STD for short.

Honorable Mention (serious catagory):
Radiological Dispersal Device (RDD-4000)
Tactical Irradiation Grenades
Irradiatory Anti-Infantry Device
(thanks to JabberWalk)
A-Nade Launcher (Atomic Grenade Launcher)
(thanks to Tredoslop)


New rules, you're only allowed to post if you make one up. :p

So, here's mine: Irradiatory Projectile Compressor.
 
FictiousWill said:
Aww. I thought my STD was cool.
What did you say? *cough* ;)

Hey, you didn't mention one!

Radiological Propellor Device
 
yeah, it was semi intentional. :p

Open Core Radiological Offensive Dispersal weapon
OCROD
 
"stable as a nuclear bomb in a washing machine."
he he.

/me wuvs snowball :angel:
 
Suicide42 said:
"stable as a nuclear bomb in a washing machine."
he he.

/me wuvs snowball :angel:
Before anyone makes the comment about that being safe, I tell you the bomb is armed in advance!!
 
How about one of these:

The Kamikaze Defence?
 
Irradiated Matter Dispercer

Fly-by-Wire radiological material dispencer

Shoot first, ask Questions later Gun

City Denial Weapon

Barium-Uranium Radioactive Missile LAUNCHER
BURN Launcher
 
DEATH eVADER said:
Irradiated Matter Dispercer

Fly-by-Wire radiological material dispencer

Shoot first, ask Questions later Gun

City Denial Weapon

Barium-Uranium Radioactive Missile LAUNCHER
BURN Launcher
That'd be BURM, not BURN :p :D
 
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