Nut Shots

[AmishSlayer]

Ok...I was just sitting on my computer surfing and chatting. 2 of my roomates are sitting out in our living room watching Bridget Jones' Diary: Edge of Reason with their girlfriends.

One of my roomates goes to get a couple beers from the fridge which is by the door to my room. He takes the empty case out of the fridge and throws it at me. It just bounces off my monitor. I grab the case and pop out my 2nd door to the living room and chuck it back at him. The corner just hit him directly in the nuts from 10 feet away. He dropped to the floor laughing in pain (laughing because he was amazed at the good shot).

He's still on the ground as I type this.

:cheers:

 

[Dan]

now kick him while he's down, and make out with his girlfriend!

 

[15357]

you evil...........

 

[AmishSlayer]

you evil...........

I won the battle in a never-ending war He'll get me back somehow.

 

[Ikerous]

o.< I've been hit in the nuts so many times...
Such an awful feeling -_-
You evil bastard!

 

[Danimal]

Your roomate was holding some nuts at the time? If so, what type? Peanuts? Almonds?

 

[LittleB]

I bet it was cashews

 

[ne0_shiny]

i like walnuts...
it was those..thems

what'd his girlfriend do?
i hope she just laughed
ha! :frog:

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

I recall, from my youth, aiming one of those compact automatic umbrellas at my friend's crotch in a jokey, threatening manner.
Imagine his surprise when upon pressing the button, the umbrella fired along it's shaft unhindered by gravity, and smacked him squarely in the bollocks.
Still makes me laugh to this day.

 

[Danimal]

Speaking of getting hit in the groin, last year I did something in HPE class where I had to run up and down a track dodging balls while getting something to each end. I was the last man standing but got hit in the groin with a netball in my moment of triumph... I did a commando roll after the impact as my teacher was laughing at me...

 

[Raziaar]

Peanuts are not nuts! They're legumes! Duh!

 

[15357]

i was playing tennis with a girl in PE.....

she got me in the groin...........

it hurt.........

 

[Dalamari]

When I saw the title of this thread I was thinking something TOTALLY different, heh heh....

 

[oldagerocker]

Peanuts are not nuts! They're legumes! Duh!

legumes?... ;( i think i should see the Doctor.. and ask him, is it safe to stuff legumes down your pants?

 

[SupremePain]

Wow... my balls have actually gotten hurt a lot lately. Not as bad though. And I agree, you should have kicked him while he was down. That's the most fun time to beat the shit out of a mate.

 

[Axyon]

When I saw the title of this thread I was thinking something TOTALLY different, heh heh....

Yes indeed, I was readying the moderator tools in preparation of entering this thread. How dissapointed (well, relieved) I really was.

It's been a while for me, I think the last time was when a mate accidentally dropkicked me in the knackers. That was great.

 

[ray_MAN]

This never happened to me, but a while ago, back in the 8th grade (last year ), my friends were messing around and one friend threw another on the ground. And in a joking manner, he jumped up in the air and wanted to pretend to jump on his nuts. Well, my friend missed the ground, and he landed right on the kid's nuts. Ugh, it was painful to even look at. My friend was just crying and laughing at the same time. He sperm count probably was halved at that time.

 

[Burn]

*Enters thread*

..This thread title is misleading! *Leaves in a huff*

 

[Steve]

After 15 years of soccer, I've been kicked in the nuts so much that I've formed calluses on my scrotum.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

*Enters thread*

..This thread title is misleading! *Leaves in a huff*

I was feeling quite the same...

 

[CptStern]

to your friend who is writhing in pain:

two words: ball flick


best revenge ever!

 

[ray_MAN]

to your friend who is writhing in pain:

two words: ball flick


best revenge ever!

Ball flicks hurt. I've been flicked too many times to tell.

 

[evil^milk]

heh, once in a school trip to six flags when i was in the 8th grade, i remember getting hit in the balls... by a girl . i was looking at some object on the floor, and i realized the group of 8th graders i was hanging out with had already left but were still near me. so i ran, and this girl was doing this strange walking movement where she swung her arms back and forth, and i came to close to her and she hit me with her hand on the nuts

after that i knew she wanted to laugh and i was like... "ur... that hurt "

 

[SupremePain]

heh, once in a school trip to six flags when i was in the 8th grade, i remember getting hit in the balls... by a girl . i was looking at some object on the floor, and i realized the group of 8th graders i was hanging out with had already left but were still near me. so i ran, and this girl was doing this strange walking movement where she swung her arms back and forth, and i came to close to her and she hit me with her hand on the nuts

after that i knew she wanted to laugh and i was like... "ur... that hurt "

Well look at the bright side, you can brag that a girl touched you in the groin area

 

[CptStern]

when a woman hits you in that area it's called "kinky experimentation" not "painful" :E

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

when a woman hits you in that area it's called "kinky experimentation" not "painful" :E

Well once, at school this girl thought it'd be fun to try some kinky experimentation with a football that clearly, was made of solid plastic.

That, it can be said, came as close to painful that kinky experimentation can.

 

[CptStern]

LOL!!! hehhehe farrow you should have asked her thru clenched teeth while wincing in pain: "can we try it again but this time in the nude?"

guarenteed to get a embarrassed smile or a "let's get it on" response :naughty:

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Yeah... Lets get it on, would have been slightly disturbing at age 8. Though at that age, lets get it on basically meant holding hands....

At least in my sheltered childood

 

[CptStern]

sheltered? I disagree ...how many 8 year old have females targeting their genitalia with spherical plastic objects? man, I'm almost envious ......almost :E

 

[Sainku]

After 15 years of soccer, I've been kicked in the nuts so much that I've formed calluses on my scrotum.

I know what you mean, I used to be lucky to get through a game without being hit in the nuts when I played.

 

[Steve]

sheltered? I disagree ...how many 8 year old have females targeting their genitalia with spherical plastic objects?

/me raises hand.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

sheltered? I disagree ...how many 8 year old have females targeting their genitalia with spherical plastic objects? man, I'm almost envious ......almost :E

Yeah...at least you know for sure you can still have children
I'm still waiting to test that facility out :naughty: At least in a practical setting

 

[CptStern]

hmmm maybe after my kid is born I'll ask my wife to take up target practice with spherical objects ..a lot cheaper than a vasectomy

 

[SimonomiS]

Getting hit in the balls is the worst type of pain. And very hard to describe to a girl. Always makes me feel sick afterwards. :x

 

[Raziaar]

Getting hit in the balls is the worst type of pain. And very hard to describe to a girl. Always makes me feel sick afterwards. :x

Just tell em its worse than childbirth. And let the arguing begin.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Getting hit in the balls is the worst type of pain. And very hard to describe to a girl. Always makes me feel sick afterwards. :x

Yeah, and they never understand it. I saw one guy at school years ago, where this girl kicked him in right in between his legs, and he nearly collapsed. He stood bent over with his hands on his knees trying not to be sick, and she thought it would be hilarious to try and hit him in the stomach. I've never seen a man so angry with pain before, he just punched the wall and broke some of the brickwork came off.

 

[Raziaar]

Yeah, and they never understand it. I saw one guy at school years ago, where this girl kicked him in right in between his legs, and he nearly collapsed. He stood bent over with his hands on his knees trying not to be sick, and she thought it would be hilarious to try and hit him in the stomach. I've never seen a man so angry with pain before, he just punched the wall and broke some of the brick.

Maybe if a woman with her ovaries manually popped will know the pain, and share it to the rest of the women so they don't try to casually use it on guys. I mean, something like kicking a guy in the nuts should be used in the most dire of circumstances, such as attempted murder, or rape. Not just cause you're in an argument with a guy.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Thats the worst thing. She wasn't even arguing with him. She, like so many other girls, thinks its funny and we fake the pain somehow...So she just kicked him as part of a joke.

 

[Raziaar]

Thats the worst thing. She wasn't even arguing with him. She, like so many toher girls, think its funny and we fake the pain somehow...So she just kicked him as part of a joke.

That's when you yank the bitch's hair out! That'll be funny <grunts>

 

[Crushenator 500]

Yeah, and they never understand it. I saw one guy at school years ago, where this girl kicked him in right in between his legs, and he nearly collapsed. He stood bent over with his hands on his knees trying not to be sick, and she thought it would be hilarious to try and hit him in the stomach. I've never seen a man so angry with pain before, he just punched the wall and broke some of the brickwork came off.

Ouch... :x