Nut Shots

[sabre0001]

every guy knows the pain of being hit...and still laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and and laugh if it happens to someone else...

Nice shot by the way.

 

[AzzMan]

I remember at a school trip one time they had one of those stand up roller coasters, that kinda had like a pedestal thing that you sorta sit down or rest one. Well this one guy thought it would be funny to lock his in the highest position possible, so his feet were off the ground during the ride. What he didnt know is the locking mechanisms automatically released when the coaster stopped, and when it did, he basically fell right on his balls he couldn't walk right for over an hr afterwards

 

[clarky003]

seriously, pfft, a bottle in the knackers is bliss compared to getting mumps , I had it for 4 weeks, 2 of those weeks it's like your getting whacked in the goolies none stop. Yes, it was very painful, so if you want to win at nad nocking, wish the second symptom of mumps upon him.

 

[Ames]

I fell on to a metal pole.

 

[KoreBolteR]

i'd now watch my back if i were you.. LOOK BEHIND YOU!

 

[Kebean PFC]

I love it how girls think you are just kidding about the pain. I have been kicked and punched "down there," and after i wasn't able to stand for 5 mins.

The funniest thing that happened to me was a girl decided she'd have some "fun," and try and hit me in the nads. Well, i had just come from the bathroom and had forgotten to zip up my pants, so she comes along and jits me, and her hand goes through the front part of my pants. I fell over and she got stuck with her hand in my pants. She never tried that again.

I would have nejoyed the latter part, had i not been in such excruciating pain.

 

[AmishSlayer]

Surprisingly I've never been hit directly in the nuts by a solid shot. I've been hit but I've moved enough that it's not direct or nearly hard enough to hurt me seriously...and I'm proud of that fact

Girls seem to think it's funny when somebody gets hit in the nuts too...it's universal humor...everyone loves to observe a good hit to the balls.

 

[Dekstar]

I once got kicked in the nuts by a friend when we were practicing karate-type moves on a bed. Needless to say, she pretty much drop-kicked them, and I couldn't walk for ages. Oh, and I fell off the bed...

 

[ray_MAN]

I once got kicked in the nuts by a friend when we were practicing karate-type moves on a bed. Needless to say, she pretty much drop-kicked them, and I couldn't walk for ages. Oh, and I fell off the bed...

You and a girl are on a bed, and all you do is practice karate? :|

 

[Steve]

I fell on to a metal pole.

I only glanced at this post and did a double-take, because I thought you said "I fellate unto a metal pole."

 

[SLH]

Ok...I was just sitting on my computer surfing and chatting. 2 of my roomates are sitting out in our living room watching Bridget Jones' Diary: Edge of Reason with their girlfriends.

One of my roomates goes to get a couple beers from the fridge which is by the door to my room. He takes the empty case out of the fridge and throws it at me. It just bounces off my monitor. I grab the case and pop out my 2nd door to the living room and chuck it back at him. The corner just hit him directly in the nuts from 10 feet away. He dropped to the floor laughing in pain (laughing because he was amazed at the good shot).

He's still on the ground as I type this.

:cheers:

Would've been funnier if you'd hit his girlfriend in the nuts.

 

[Dr. Freeman]

hmmm maybe after my kid is born I'll ask my wife to take up target practice with spherical objects ..a lot cheaper than a vasectomy

lol one heck of a painful way i tells ya!

 

[Locust]

I got hit in the nuts once with one of those mini bags of sunflower seeds. All the seeds were packed into one side, so it was like getting hit in the nuts with a bludgeon. It was a quick hit and not much force, but man did it hurt!

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Oh I just remember...

This guy who went out with someone I know, once twisted someones scrotum so much that it tore :x He was a real psycho...

 

[CptStern]

lol one heck of a painful way i tells ya!

ah but remember the golden rule! if it's a female and the pain is in the genitalia than it's "kinky experimentation" not painful :E :naughty:

 

[trizzm]

i rollerblade. nuff said i have so much nut shot experience i could put it in my resume.

 

[The Monkey]

Ah the feeling. But you know what's better? Getting ass raped by your friend's dog...

 

[Jangle]

Ah the feeling. But you know what's better? Getting ass raped by your friend's dog...

dont you mean worse?

 

[The Monkey]

dont you mean worse?

Not really...