Obama Won

[Zephos]

How are you feeling America?

 

[Krynn72]

The same as I did this morning and the past two years. It was obvious Obama would be re-elected. Anybody who thought otherwise is dumb. I only wish Rakurai wasn't banned so we could rub his face in it.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Just gotta hope the 2014 elections go the dem's way too.

 

[Raziaar]

The same as I did this morning and the past two years. It was obvious Obama would be re-elected. Anybody who thought otherwise is dumb. I only wish Rakurai wasn't banned so we could rub his face in it.

God... I've been trying to convince conservative blowhards that Nate Silver's numbers were not to be trifled with. But no... they were JUST as cock sure based on... individual polls and some dude unskewing the polls.

This election wasn't even a question for me the past two months.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Rakurai doesn't like Obongo so whatever let the gays have freedom I like them.

 

[Stormy]

Good news!​

 

[NeptuneUK]

My only response to every single Obama comment is 'AMERICA!! **** YEAH!!'

 

[ríomhaire]

Well done America, you saaaved the world.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

None of you will ever be safe from our drones.

 

[Stylo]

The same as I did this morning and the past two years. It was obvious Obama would be re-elected. Anybody who thought otherwise is dumb. I only wish Rakurai wasn't banned so we could rub his face in it.

Rakurai told me I didn't understand because I wasn't American...

 

[Lucid]

i voted for rmoney just because **** it

 

[MFL]

Also, Puerto Rico.

 

[CptStern]

the best thing about Obama winning is that there's 4 more years of conservative wingnuts foaming at the mouth about secret muslims and socialist takeovers. americans are by far the most entertaining subspecies on the planet. gonna buy me popcorn by the case load

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/cana...aten-move-canada-obama-victory-062354107.html

lol because canada is even more conservative than the US what with our free healthcare, disdain for religion in politics, gay marriage and SOCIALISM. America: we will take your tired and huddled masses but we will NOT take your stupid

 

[Eejit]

oh shit guys www.naturalnews.com/037872_Obama_election_predictions.html oh shit guys

 

[CptStern]

NWS due to crazy/language

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Rakurai told me I didn't understand because I wasn't American...

Well Rakurai touches children, so his word is not god like mine is.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

My facebook feed's crown jewel was a post from a friend who couldn't believe that more than half of the country could vote in such a way that proves they did so without finding out the "real facts" for themselves, and thereby "hate America and Freedom" and don't deserve to live here.

Humility isn't his strong suit, I guess.

 

[Ren.182]

Why's everyone so mad? This is all you need:

I don't know crap about politics. But I am glad Obama got re-elected, he just seems like a nice guys and he mostly seems to be fighting for the right things.

 

[Krynn72]

I ****ing love Nathan Barnatt

 

[ríomhaire]

My facebook feed's crown jewel was a post from a friend who couldn't believe that more than half of the country could vote in such a way that proves they did so without finding out the "real facts" for themselves, and thereby "hate America and Freedom" and don't deserve to live here.

Humility isn't his strong suit, I guess.

Obama only got 50% of the popular vote, so only just half of the country really.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Why's everyone so mad? This is all you need:

I don't know crap about politics. But I am glad Obama got re-elected, he just seems like a nice guys and he mostly seems to be fighting for the right things.

I love him so much. He's developing a show for Adult Swim. Don't give thirty shits for the programming block anymore, but I hope it turns out great.

 

[CptStern]

"Some may choose to push secession in their state legislatures. Others may choose to leave the U.S. for good (Costa Rica, Switzerland, Italy, Argentina, Hong Kong, Israel). Still others may want to personally separate themselves from the United States here in North America while still living under communist rule' the Glenn Beck, grab your guns, food storage, build bunkers, survivalist route. I heartily endorse all these efforts.

Express your hatred, shame, and outright disgust with anyone you know who voted Democrat

Starting early this morning, I am going to un-friend every single individual on Facebook who voted for Obama, or I even suspect may have Democrat leanings. I will do the same in person. All family and friends, even close family and friends, who I know to be Democrats are hereby dead to me. I vow never to speak to them again for the rest of my life, or have any communications with them. They are in short, the enemies of liberty. They deserve nothing less than hatred and utter contempt. "

lol. the retard is strong in this one

http://www.libertarianrepublican.net/2012/11/the-end-of-liberty-in-america-only.html

 

[CptStern]

favourite new election site:

http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/

 

[CptStern]

republican nuttiness continues:

conservative blames sluts for Romney losing elections. no that's not a typo and no it's not satire:

The Democrats tried to make this election about a single issue: The right to slut. Or more precisely, the right to slut without the responsibility of consequences."
"One thing one has to remember about women, especially slutty ones: They usually don’t make decisions based on reason," he writes, after explaining that sluts want to get abortions so they can be slutty and childless, but that they also want to leech off of welfare to raise welfare babies, which is of course a totally reasoned flow of logic.

http://boingboing.net/2012/11/08/the-slut-vote.html

haha the election has only been over for a few days and there's tons of quality material to choose from. love how crazy conservatives are

 

[Absinthe]

I'd like to think I'm better than mocking voters of the defeated party. I remember how it felt when John Kerry lost to Bush and the entire conservative media basically went "Nyah nyah nyah, liberals! Suck it up! WE GOT A MANDATE, BITCH". But the amount of whining I've heard from conservatives (and self-styled *libertarians*) has made the opportunities too good to pass up. I thought it was ****ing stupid when Democrats were threatening to move to Canada, but now Republicans are doing it? They're not even trying to make sense when they bitch.

Any way, WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

 

[CptStern]

As a Canadian I feel it's my duty to welcome republicans to our Socialist paradise. Free healthcare and gay marriage for all. you can collect your Free Healthcare card and complimentary cock at any participating Tim Hortons

 

[Krynn72]

I thought it was ****ing stupid when Democrats were threatening to move to Canada

One of these days I actually will do this. I made that claim years ago, still working up to it. Doesn't matter to me who is in charge, the country is still getting more and more ****ed up each year.

 

[CptStern]

your best way to get in is to marry a canadian. have I mentioned that we allow gay marriage?

 

[Absinthe]

Ey, Canada seems like a nice place 'n all. Ain't makin' digs at it.

I'm just shocked by the people who threaten to do this (but never do) the day after election as if the country had been flipped into a dystopian hellhole overnight.

"WE'RE GONNA TAKE AMERICA BACK, HELL YEAH. Wait, we lost? **** it, hoppin' the border."

 

[Krynn72]

your best way to get in is to marry a canadian. have I mentioned that we allow gay marriage?

You're always coming on to me. I SAID NO DAMNIT.

Usually its the Democrats who say they're moving to Canada, and Republicans who say they're going to secede from the union.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

You're always coming on to me. I SAID NO DAMNIT.

Usually its the Democrats who say they're moving to Canada, and Republicans who say they're going to secede from the union.

Even though the majority went to Obama this election, the fact that Florida is perpetually an important swing state is very disconcerting. During this election cycle, I discovered my new favorite gif. Bugs Bunny had the right idea (my apologies to any Floridians on this forum; you guys are cool and the rest of your state's constituents are the ones who are the ball-lickers).