Obligatory New Years Resolution Thread

[Acepilotf14]

By "ask a girl out" I meant "Ask out a girl I've been saying I was gonna ask out for the past two months" rather than setting a goal to get a girl. Shoulda been more specific.

I just asked a girl out a few days ago. We're going to go see Sherlock Holmes.

GET IN GEAR, WILLIE

 

[Qonfused]

I already failed my New Years Resolution.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Yeah well that's cool I guess. But I don't really get the New year resolution thing and I never make one. Serious that is.
Speaking of girls, I just shaved my general dick area. Worst thing I have ever done. ****ing stupid. And holy shit the ballsack, how are you supposed to get those hairs without cuting off your balls? Jesus crist worst experience ever. I remember doing it one time before when I was like 13 or 14, but I didn't have as much as I do now, or did have...

NEVER TOUCH THE BALL AREA TRUST ME

I just asked a girl out a few days ago. We're going to go see Sherlock Holmes.

GET IN GEAR, WILLIE

****ING PROUD OF YOU SON

I already failed my New Years Resolution.

****ing disappointed in you, Travis.

 

[Rico]

My resolutions:

1) Stop eating babies
2) Stop finding babies delicious
3) Get some more delicious babies to eat.

 

[sinkoman]

I already failed my New Years Resolution.

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