Oddest/Craziest thing to happen in a movie theater.

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One time I went to go see a movie with my brother and my dad. About half way through the movie, theres a bunch of the punk ass emo freaks messing around in the seats below us. They started throwing popcorn at people, and this one guy flipped the hell out. He's yelling at the top of his lungs, "HEY F*CKING STOP IT YOU LITTLE PUNKS!!1!". All hell broke loose. There was a little kid with his dad sitting right next to the crazy yelling dude, and the kids dad starts yelling at the guy, who is yelling at the punks. Keep in mind, there is a theater full of people trying to watch the movie, so they start getting into it too.. It was crazy. I was laughing my ass off.

What is the craziest thing to happen to you at the movies?
 
The craziest thing that happens to me is that every movie that just comes out gets ruined by black people who yell at the screen to the characters and make lots of "oop!" noises.

"Dat bitch just dun hit dat dude! oop!"
 
oop oop!


OOP


SHUT THE **** UP STOP MAKING NOISE EVERY TIME SOMETHING HAPPENS YOU STUPID ****S.


I havent gone to see a movie on its release week in months because of that shit. I have to drive 40 minutes to get to a theater where people wont make oop noises every time characters have a verbal confrontation on the screen.
 
Not really the craziest, but one of the most funniest. My cousin did the "hand fart" by me and this couple turned and looked at me in disgust. Through out the movie they kept putting their cell phones in the middle of the aisle so we'd be disturbed. :hmph:
 
When I was about 16 years old, me and my now ex-girlfriend went to see this really bad CG movie, I believe it was called "Hoodwinked"?

Anyways, no one else was there, so under our winter coats occurred some groping, but then people started arriving to the movie, so we left.

We were both aroused and decided we should pull on an empty side street near the woods and have sex in the car.
We did, and right before my orgasm a fist knocked on the door. I got my pants on as quick as I could and rolled down the window.
It was a cop.

He started lecturing us, telling us how he was down here to stop a man from committing suicide, and instead ran into us.
He told us that he watched for 20 minutes in his car.

Then a few minutes later another cop car came by, the boys n' blue teased us, tried to make us scared (we were) and then just let us off and told us not to do it again.
 
zombieturtle01 said:
We were both aroused and decided we should pull on an empty side street near the woods and have sex in the car.
We did, and right before my orgasm a fist knocked on the door. I got my pants on as quick as I could and rolled down the window.
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Why didn't you have an orgasm right in front of the cop? He would have saw your face, laughed his ass off, and let you go.
 
zombieturtle01 said:
When I was about 16 years old, me and my now ex-girlfriend went to see this really bad CG movie, I believe it was called "Hoodwinked"?

Anyways, no one else was there, so under our winter coats occurred some groping, but then people started arriving to the movie, so we left.

We were both aroused and decided we should pull on an empty side street near the woods and have sex in the car.
We did, and right before my orgasm a fist knocked on the door. I got my pants on as quick as I could and rolled down the window.
It was a cop.

He started lecturing us, telling us how he was down here to stop a man from committing suicide, and instead ran into us.
He told us that he watched for 20 minutes in his car.

Then a few minutes later another cop car came by, the boys n' blue teased us, tried to make us scared (we were) and then just let us off and told us not to do it again.
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Did you check to see if his pants had a moist spot? He probably fapped to you guys.

Also, the guy successfully commited suicide. Good job ZT. You and your hornyness killed a guy and got a cop off. Enjoy that thought next time you're doin the nasty.
 
zombieturtle01 said:
When I was about 16 years old, me and my now ex-girlfriend went to see this really bad CG movie, I believe it was called "Hoodwinked"?

Anyways, no one else was there, so under our winter coats occurred some groping, but then people started arriving to the movie, so we left.

We were both aroused and decided we should pull on an empty side street near the woods and have sex in the car.
We did, and right before my orgasm a fist knocked on the door. I got my pants on as quick as I could and rolled down the window.
It was a cop.

He started lecturing us, telling us how he was down here to stop a man from committing suicide, and instead ran into us.
He told us that he watched for 20 minutes in his car.

Then a few minutes later another cop car came by, the boys n' blue teased us, tried to make us scared (we were) and then just let us off and told us not to do it again.
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Nothing can beat it.

/thread
 
at the one that i work at, a security guard committed suicide in his car.
 
When I worked at the cinema, a couple completely stripped off and had sex on the seats while watching Sex and the City. Needless to say, we kicked them out. Disappointingly, they were both the ugliest people alive.
 
The flim reel caught fire as it was being projected. The screen looked like it was dissolving into flames.
We got tickets for the next day's showing.
 
The flim reel caught fire as it was being projected. The screen looked like it was dissolving into flames.
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You should have proclaimed, "best movie ever."
 
Krynn72 said:
The craziest thing that happens to me is that every movie that just comes out gets ruined by black people who yell at the screen to the characters and make lots of "oop!" noises.

"Dat bitch just dun hit dat dude! oop!"
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I'm laughing like crazy at this because it's so true.


Ontopic: Me and my buddy were walking to a movie. We had to walk down a hallway filled with doors that lead to the theater rooms. Anywho, on our way to the first night of Terminator Salvation (wasn't long ago) two black girls passed us. As soon as they passed, they started laughing or snickering or whatever. I don't know what the hell crossed my mind, but as soon as I heard then, I yelled "STANKY HOES!". My friend was like "Dude, shut the hell up before we get kicked out." or some shit like that. It's amost like I was expecting them to say something.
 
I went with a friend a few years back to see Brokeback Mountain, and besides us, the whole cinema and I mean the whole damn cinema was filled with middle aged or older lesbian couples, plus some dude and his young kid. It was the weirdest shit I have ever seen.

Another time the same friend and I went to see the australian version of Macbeth, and during the orgy scene (yes, there was an orgy scene), some guy came in, stood in front of the screen and picked his nose then left once the scene was over.
 
Krynn72 said:
Did you check to see if his pants had a moist spot? He probably fapped to you guys.

Also, the guy successfully commited suicide. Good job ZT. You and your hornyness killed a guy and got a cop off. Enjoy that thought next time you're doin the nasty.
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Sadly, ZT can now only get off if someone is committing suicide in the vicinity.
 
Krynn72 said:
The craziest thing that happens to me is that every movie that just comes out gets ruined by black people who yell at the screen to the characters and make lots of "oop!" noises.

"Dat bitch just dun hit dat dude! oop!"
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Krynn72 said:
I have to drive 40 minutes to get to a theater where people wont make oop noises every time characters have a verbal confrontation on the screen.
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All the white people are at home downloading the movie like a normal person.
 
Last year while getting popcorn at a showing for Cloverfield with my cousin this young black girl and her friend both in at least their early twenties hit on us while getting popcorn and shit. Very pretty, sweet voice, not a nappy headed ho. Her friend also had a nice ass though I COULDN'T SAY THE SAME FOR HER FACE although I'm sure she had a lovely personality. Made small talk and shared some laughs and not long after took my popcorn because ****ing CLOVERFIELD WAS ABOUT TO START GOD DAMN and GOD DAMN SHE WAS OLD. Walked away like "DAYUM U SEE HOW DAT BROWN SUGAH WANA PUT HER NESLEY QUIK IN MAH MILK AND MIX THANGS UP?" (didn't really word it that way but **** you I've always wanted to say that). Cousin turned me around as we went and pointed to a middle aged white couple with their kids that were behind us looking on us in disgust as if we'd committed some atrocity beyond human comprehension just by showing interest in two Nigerian Scandinavian ghettolicious and well educated black bootay.









****ing white people always knockin on da boyz who like da brown sugah and always keepan a brotha down. Comin straight from da undaground.
 
What's the craziest thing happening a movie theater? Oh, in the end of the movie everyone clapped on how good the movie was. Besides that, people don't really talk during the movie, or throw popcorn, or have cellphones on.
 
Me and my Ex went to watch the last Matrix Movie; we were too busy with each other not to see the movie ;)
 
The craziest thing, which is not so crazy but pretty weird, is that when I went to the movie theater to watch Passion of the Christ(yeah yeah, shut up), everybody... and I mean everybody else there was wearing ****ing business suits and other similar attire. Like they were ****ing visiting church.

It was weird.
 
My uncle was watching independce day and in the scene where that alien is captured in area 51 and it wakes up my uncle jumps out of his seat and throws a bucket of popcorn over the woman sitting behind him. He spent a long time trying to apologise.

My parents decided that we needed to have a family night at the movies so they dragged me and my sisters to see fvcking Mamma Mia. I almost died because it sucked, but halfway through the movie, like an hour into it this big black guy stands up and goes "THIS SH1T AIN'T NO BATMAN. FVCK IM IN THE WRONG THEATRE." I almost died laughing.
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I rolfed.
 
DEATH eVADER said:
Me and my Ex went to watch the last Matrix Movie; we were too busy with each other not to see the movie ;)
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I never get why people do that. Why pay for a movie and end up not watching it, because you're busy with your girlfriend? Can't you just get busy with her at home?


Also I LOLed at all the scenarios involving black people; is it really that common for them to be so loud during screenings? :D
 
Unfocused said:
I never get why people do that. Why pay for a movie and end up not watching it, because you're busy with your girlfriend? Can't you just get busy with her at home?
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I'm guessing it's probably some thing about borderline exhibitionism.
 
Unfocused said:
I never get why people do that. Why pay for a movie and end up not watching it, because you're busy with your girlfriend? Can't you just get busy with her at home?
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Depends on the parents.
 
I saw that willy had posted something with tons of capps and sighed. I read it and I lol'd


I don't really have any stories, sadly. The most I can think of was when I was waiting for the movie to start, and our theater had started showing commercials every thirty seconds. The problem was that they only really had a few commercials or something, so the same one about some new phone kept showing up. After it had shown a few times, everyone would go "aaauugh" (hard to type out what you say... "huuuu".... no.... more like a loud "SIIIIGH."). After a couple more times of it, some guys up in front yelled out,"I have that phone, it's not really that great!"


yeah... that's about as crazy as it gets around here...
 
the fire alarm went off when i was seeing die hard 3 (back in the day) and we stood outside for about a half hour.

a better but entirely untrue story: i was with a chick and i carved a hole in the bottom of an empty soda cup. I then carefully positioned a straw so that it was sticking inside my urethra just a tad. Then i put my pecker through the hole and put the cap on, making sure the straw went through. A few minutes into the movie she asked for a sip and i said i couldn't move it and to just lean over and take a sip. As soon as her mouth touched the straw i started to piss. that bitch drank my piss and then freaked out, spit it out all over the place (even on the people in front of me) and ran out of the theater crying. i stayed until the end.
 
Unfocused said:
I never get why people do that. Why pay for a movie and end up not watching it, because you're busy with your girlfriend? Can't you just get busy with her at home?
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The price of a night at the movies is about the price of a mortgage, so yeah, might as well.

When I was like 10, I always wanted a smoking monkey keychain from the vending machine at the movie theater. The little monkey really smoked! And yes, they do market this shit for kids. :smoking:

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It think it looked more like this one on the left:
monkeys.jpg
 
Krynn72 said:
I havent gone to see a movie on its release week in months because of that shit. I have to drive 40 minutes to get to a theater where people wont make oop noises every time characters have a verbal confrontation on the screen.
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I honestly thought this shit was just a joke. I heard it before on some comedy show... never thought it was real though.

Oop!
 
black people are indeed real, i'm 95% sure.
 
Theater Monkeys. Not much you can do about um.
 
zombieturtle01 said:
Theater Monkeys. Not much you can do about um.
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all i can think of is that scene in scary movie when the black chick is yelling the entire time and the nearby people start stabbing her..."this is for mygirl!...and this is for mygirl 2!!!!".
 
There are two towns near I live. One has a really shite, overpriced, cinema with bad projectors and worse food. The other has a really modern done-up cinema (it was the first cinema in Ireland outside of Dublin to have digital 3D). The problem being that the town with the really good cinema is full of knacker teenagers who spend their weekends getting drunk in the back of the cinema and annoying the living **** out of people who want to watch the film. When I saw Die Hard 4 two girls threw up in the aisle and at least ten drunk skangers got thrown out.

No one uttered a single word during No Country for Old Men though.
 
they were too busy writing down all the ethnic slurs to use the next time they went to a movie
 
im not racist at all, but i saw the mist when it came out a few novembers ago, and these black people wouldnt shut the hell up. albeit, it was pretty funny to hear them say "damn, that bitch gonna get slapped" right before the religious lady got owned.
 
I went to see a movie with my first date. Like, first date ever.

We were watching, I was nervous and was having issues trying to work up the nerve to hold her hand. I was like "Oh god, my hands are sweaty, oh god, dry..." and in the end, got it going.

Movie ended, I got up to leave, she pushed me down, sat on me and we dry humped. Most female interaction I ever had up to that point.

So I went from being nervous of holding a hand to that. Quite crazy in my world....yet oh so awesome.
 
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