Oedipus in the 21st century

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I had a dream the other night, and it wasn't about my mother.
 
Darkshines said:
Seriously; why should she get 9-30 years when in the UK some brutal murderers are let off on parole after barely a year? (see the Sophie Lancaster case).
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I have to agree with this.
 
Look thur, someone thinks hollywood portrays irish accents accurately so he does. Let's mock him, like.
 
what are you on aboot? I've half a mind to jump in my skidoo, hop and skip over to yurop and give you the business end of my lacross stick
 
Hey now, y'all best shut yer filthy gahdamned mouths 'fore I bust out ol' Betty 'ere an give you a face full o' buckshot fer makin such god awful accents.
 
Because this site is about the only place where I can learn about western culture, I'm currently envisioning America, and Europe as places where people commit heinous acts of incest, talk like uncivilized savages, and shoot each other in the face with a shotgun.
 
I always wonder who's blowing the horn in these cases. You always hear about these older women having sex with young boys and getting sentenced for it, but who's bringing it to the authorities' attention? I know it can't be the women, because how dumb do you have to be to incriminate yourself on a charge that can result in decades spent in jail? And it shouldn't the boys, because...well, shit, we ALL remember how it was when we were that age. Don't act like you don't. Don't give me that, "this scenario be traumatic" shit.

Plus, I mean, c'mon. This kid's 14 when he meets his mother, prime horn dog time, she ain't hideous, and she wants to slob his knob. You know this kid had to be like, "Holy shit I just won the goddamn jackpot." The article said he testified when he was 14, but I gotta know if he brought it up to the police or if someone else found out and made him testify. 'Cause damn, if he reported that info willingly, this kid needs his penis taken away. That shit needs to be revoked immediately; he is no longer worthy of carrying it.
 
Maybe the kid was like "aw right, I got to **** somebody!" And THEN she was like "btw im ur mom lol."

And the kid has never stopped screaming.
 
How bizarre; I only discovered what Oedipus was yesterday, now this.
 
Well, technically, this came first. The kid banged his mom, and then you learned about Oedipus.
 
By that time it was too late. Your mother had killed herself and you'd gouged out your eyes.
 
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