off topic, who is Munro and what happened to him?

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Samon said:
I've ensured that won't happen, I've strapped the parachute to the chair. Munro here we come!

Urm, the cord won't open...
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There should be a second one, the emergency parachute.
 
Just press the jetpack button, you can land safely and set some things on fire for effect.

Jack Thompson is gonna get owned this time, that will teach him for holding our Munro capitve!
 
Wouldnt Munro teach him for holding him captive, he would own him so bad like that time during the incident
 
Joims said:
Wouldnt Munro teach him for holding him captive, he would own him so bad like that time during the incident
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I don't know if hes up to it, after he lost his leg in the incident, he just doesn't have the strength anymore, yet hes still pretty nifty with those Nunchaku.

We'll bust him out as soon as the time is right, Hl2.net special forces won't be beaten by that pretentious old man.
 
Shodan said:
Just press the jetpack button, you can land safely and set some things on fire for effect.
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Super! Maybe I can torch Jack Thompsons head, his haircut is retarded and from the look of things he cannot afford a hairdresser.
 
Poor Jack Thompson, when i look back he never had a chance Munro was just to powerful,

Munro incident = Princess Jen x 10 (^) Power of Munro
 
All this talk of the Incident is making me more curious, Time to update the curiosity meter DreadLord1337. I must know the TRUTH!!
 
boystupid said:
All this talk of the Incident is making me more curious, Time to update the curiosity meter DreadLord1337. I must know the TRUTH!!
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Me too!
 
None of you kids can handle the truth!

Jack Thompson is just a stupid old man playing at running the world, he won't have Munro for long, that bastard put Samon in a wheel chair and he shot me 3 times, but one day....

I'll get my revenge and we'll get Munro back!
 
For the love of God, just tell us what happened!
 
Shodan said:
None of you kids can handle the truth!

Jack Thompson is just a stupid old man playing at running the world, he won't have Munro for long, that bastard put Samon in a wheel chair and he shot me 3 times, but one day....

I'll get my revenge and we'll get Munro back!
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That we will. THAT WE WILL. We'll see how Thompson likes sitting in this friggin metal wired peice of crap day in day out. Munro is caged, trapped within that madmans house...but not for long, not for long kids. Samons got a super duper jetpack on this beast, not to mention a flamethrower. Thompson won't get away for long.
 
What The Hell Are You All Talking About????????!!!!!!!
 
In the name of all things Half-life tell us what happened, we are all going mad in these times of great confusion. We Must know the truth, for us to be able to stay sane, we must hear the truth! I know it will be violent and there will be many booboo's but we must know!
Tell all those who want to know the truth, and together we can all rise up and free our beloved Munro from his prison. But for us to be able to rally the hl.net troops and make them fit for battle we must know the truth so that we can all know the full meaning and urgency of why Munro must be freed. :sniper:
 
The assault on Jack Thompsons house, in a vain attempt to rescue the imprisoned Munro...it went so horribly wrong...
 
Shodan said:
None of you kids can handle the truth!
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Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with gravity guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Samon? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Munro and you curse Jack Thompson. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Munro's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about on forums, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like biozeminades, munrowned, and munrofl. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent pwning something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "QFT" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a gravity gun and stand at post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!
 
Munro isn't dead, I saw him alive, caged, but alive.

I have pictures proving the accounts of special forces teams, including myself.

Edit: Dreadlord, thank you, I was waiting so long for somebody so do that! nice!
 
Shodan said:
Munro isn't dead, I saw him alive, caged, but alive.

I have pictures proving the accounts of special forces teams, including myself.

Edit: Dreadlord, thank you, I was waiting so long for somebody so do that! nice!
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Thats right. This incident, I came off crippled. Crippled, but not defeated. For Munro had to be saved
 
OMG, i've figured it all out, they're just messing with our minds, but no more. Munro is alive just involved in these guys' evil plot to drive most of us insane!!!!
 
A veterans account

This is the account of a special forces member 'Shodan' on the mission to free Munro from the tyrannical activist Jack Thompson

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I was sent in with another soldier codenamed 'Samon' a good friend and a better soldier, we were instructed to free the hostage known as 'Munro' and to take out Thompson, we had made it past the perimeter and were close to completing the objective, as this mission was in full daylight no stealth was involved.

Shodan, ready to go...

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I had almost entered the house when I came under fire and was critically wounded, I lost Samon and didn't see what happened to him....

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I caught a glimpse of the prisoner Munro, the photgrapher was killed, so here is an artists impression....

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Later I was evacuated by heli, it wasn't until then that I found out what happend to Samon, he had been crippled, lost one of his legs, I swore that I would one day complete the mission and take out Thompson.
 
As I heard the chopper leave, I knew I had to fulfill my duty and rescue Munro. Crippled, I crawled through the house.

http://img316.imageshack.us/img316/774/firefightercrawlingthrough3ze.jpg

I found Thompson, and drew my lightsabre.

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/2649/battle0ov.jpg

I beat him, but found he had a bomb. I rescued Munro and got the hell out of there

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/9005/batsexplosion2dj.jpg

Both me and Munro survived.

The police moved in, and Jack Thompson was arrested. He was accused of being a crap lawyer, having a turd haircut, sexual assault on munro and being a retard. He was put away for life.

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/6097/jackthompsonowned5yn.jpg


Samon escaped the explosion,crippled, but still alive.

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/1295/parachutehenke17tg.jpg
 
At ease soldier,

Munro is free, ready to get back to not being anywhere near here,
 
Munro is with his family recovering at home, he will rest before returning to full command.
 
Situation 394 ended. Outbreak contained.

All units report in.
 
Roger, Samon, move to location C-24.

use standard assasination procedure 2.e34, over.
 
Can not locate life signal for HQ Civil Protection unit guard.

*sound of explosion*

Enemy sighted! Enemy sighted! CP is overrun, we have 0 containment!

Jack thompson's private army of sh*t are attacking!

Take that you *gunfire* *explosion* *scream*

*static*
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
He was raped by Deathseeker
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Deathseeker = Jack Thompson?

Consipiracy... I think so.

(I have enough material here to write a movie script.)
 
Shodan said:
Deathseeker = Jack Thompson?

Consipiracy... I think so.

(I have enough material here to write a movie script.)
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Deathseeker would rape Jack Thompson, then punt his testes (field goal 3 points)
 
15357 said:
Can not locate life signal for HQ Civil Protection unit guard.

*sound of explosion*

Enemy sighted! Enemy sighted! CP is overrun, we have 0 containment!

Jack thompson's private army of sh*t are attacking!

Take that you *gunfire* *explosion* *scream*

*static*
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Sorry about not reporting in sir! I was busy on the pot and I had a shit about this lo....sir? You alright?
 
15357 said:
Can not locate life signal for HQ Civil Protection unit guard.

*sound of explosion*

Enemy sighted! Enemy sighted! CP is overrun, we have 0 containment!

Jack thompson's private army of sh*t are attacking!

Take that you *gunfire* *explosion* *scream*

*static*
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TAKE COVER!!

/Samon dives behind bush and shoots down some Thompsonites.

We need back up!
 
*Evo arrives and gives out free med-kits then runs for his life not knowing wtf is happening*
 
Samon said:
TAKE COVER!!

/Samon dives behind bush and shoots down some Thompsonites.

We need back up!
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*Calls in Air-Strikes*
"Now this is the time when we RUN SAMON!!" *flee*
 
15357 said:
Can not locate life signal for HQ Civil Protection unit guard.

*sound of explosion*

Enemy sighted! Enemy sighted! CP is overrun, we have 0 containment!

Jack thompson's private army of sh*t are attacking!

Take that you *gunfire* *explosion* *scream*

*static*
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Hate to admit it but hes pretty good at that, even though it is silly.

I think we've all summed up Munro's location as the centre of the earth along with Jesus, Hitler and Elvis Presley.
 
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