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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannah_Montana:_The_Movie

Plot

Miley (Miley Cyrus) is becoming overwhelmed with Hannah's popularity. Robbie Ray (Billy Ray Cyrus) manages to persuade Miley to travel to her hometown, Crowley Corners, Tennessee, to reflect about the things that really matter in her life.

Miley chooses to go as her alter ego, Hannah Montana, to Lilly's (Emily Osment) Sweet Sixteen which causes much mayhem. Both Miley and Robbie Ray have love interests; Miley's old friend Travis Brody (Lucas Till) plays Miley's love interest. Robbie's love interest is Melora Hardin. Also, there is Mr. Granger (Peter Gunn), a local, who knows and tries to reveal Miley's secret.

Hannah sings a song, "Let's Get Crazy", accompanied by Steve Rushton on the guitar, at Lilly's sweet sixteen.
 
^:LOL:



Also, shitty movie is shit. She will lose her fame after her hymen breaks and/or her fans reach puberty.
 
HELL YES SON TOTALLY GOING TO SEE THIS SHIT WITH ALL MY FRIENDS



No, seriously. I'm 100% sure if I called my friends and woke them up right now they'd be like, "Wtf it's 6am and I have work."

And I'd be like, "Hannah Montana's getting a movie!"

And they'd be like, "OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"

We take our Hannah Montana seriously. My friend got some guy fired from his job at Target because he talked shit about Hannah Montana.
 
Hopefully the movie doesn't get a huge commercial response. ****ed if I have to siphon through shit loads of Hannah Montana merchandise at work.
 
Do I go see some awesome movie, then casually stroll into this one afterward?

I think so.
 
Darkside55 said:
HELL YES SON TOTALLY GOING TO SEE THIS SHIT WITH ALL MY FRIENDS



No, seriously. I'm 100% sure if I called my friends and woke them up right now they'd be like, "Wtf it's 6am and I have work."

And I'd be like, "Hannah Montana's getting a movie!"

And they'd be like, "OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"

We take our Hannah Montana seriously. My friend got some guy fired from his job at Target because he talked shit about Hannah Montana.
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there's this guy I know (dealer of a friend of a friend) who watches hanna montana ...pretty sure he's a closet pedo .... it is more than a little strange that grown men watch hanna montana ..what could the appeal possibly be? it's aimed at pre-teen girls

I'm not implying anything Darkside I just find it weird that you like a lot of really weird disturbing shit
 
My nemisis is getting a movie!? Fffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Who knew the Hannah Montana Movie would be so deep and existential.
 
CptStern said:
..what could the appeal possibly be?

I'm not implying anything Darkside I just find it weird that you like a lot of really weird disturbing shit
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Man, it all started with this pen:

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My friends and I found one of these pens upstairs at a bazaar in Chinatown. We'd just happened to be talking about my boss making a lot of unreasonable, unfeasible demands on me, and one of my friends takes the pen and he's like, "Next time he gives you shit, this is what you do."

*Clicks pen*

"NOBODY'S PERFECT, I GOTTA WORK IT"

We all burst into laughter that I'm sure frightened all the demure asians in the place. But then, y'know...we clicked it again. And again. It was catchy. REALLY catchy. One of my friends whipped out his cell phone and recorded it as his voice mail message, which it remains to this day.

And then we went and crashed at his place and it turned out there was a Hannah Montana concert on demand, so we watched it. And she was wearing Obi-Wan's boots (like, his actual boots, not just "kinda looks like the boots he wore") and singing rock songs. She'd do the occasional pop Disney song, but then she'd do some rock song. And we thought, "This is actually cool."
 
that kinda sounds more than a little gay but hey whatever floats your boat ...except the pedo shit, that's ****ing creepy
 
Koola Mena said:
^:LOL:



Also, shitty movie is shit. She will lose her fame after her hymen breaks and/or her fans reach puberty.
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Last summer I had a job teaching kids computer skills at Arizona State University....one kid was I think 14-15 years old, and he loved Hannah Montana...when we played games on a LAN, that was always his name...:hmph:
 
Lol, that guy above ^ is the brother of Filter's singer.

As for thread,
I heard the Jonas Brothers were getting another movie as well..Good thing Walt Disney isn't alive to see this monstrosity of a company he spawned.

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soulslicer said:
I heard the Jonas Brothers were getting another movie as well..Good thing Walt Disney isn't alive to see this monstrosity of a company he spawned.
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He was a freaking Nazi so who cares if he'd be ashamed of his company.
 
Disney was a fascist, but Donald is a goosestepping nazi

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All the Nazis died at the end of that short. The last scene you see is a graveyard.
 
Donald Duck on the other hand smacked Hitler in the face with a mallet.
 
Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus are the same person?

WHAT?
 
simonjedi said:
yep, the only difference is hair colour.

Her friends must be complete morons to not figure it out in the first episode
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Hannah Montana constantly blurs her face using super speed so that nobody realizes that she and Miley are the same person.
 
Thanks to High School Musical 3: Senior Year expect to see more of these atrocities in the future.
 
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