Oh dear, my blood type is wrong.

[Avoidist]

Just had my blood tested today, for the hell of it. Turns out I have Type B blood. I had been told by my parents that I have Type O blood because they both do.



I am going to have so much fun with this.

 

[mortiz-Redux]

For the "hell of it", you were getting tested for an STD weren't you? Be honest, too much stank on the ole hang low.

 

[Shakermaker]

Divorce incoming!

 

[Avoidist]

Hmm, good point, divorce isn't really going to help me in any way. I'll play this one subtly.

 

[Eejit]

If both your parents have type O either you're a cuckold, or you're adopted. Simple genetics.

More likely one of them is mis-typed too, you should have them checked.

 

[Shakermaker]

Hmm, good point, divorce isn't really going to help me in any way. I'll play this one subtly.

I'd talk with your mum first.

 

[nurizeko]

BAWWWWW, adopted lmao!.

Sick utter complete BURN.


...On you.

 

[mortiz-Redux]

lol Avoidist's mum is such a skank

 

[Azner]

lol Avoidist's mum is such a skank

My thoughts exactly

Dont mean it tho

 

[Dekstar]

What you all don't know is both Avoidists' parents are white, and he's black.

 

[The Monkey]

Holy shit.

 

[Stigmata]

I kind of expected the OP to be "and my blood is congealing as we speak call an ambulance"

 

[Solaris]

jesus keep us updated.

 

[Escaep]

Have a talk with your poolguy first.

 

[Warped]

Have a talk with your poolguy first.

or the milkman

 

[Sheepo]

I had been told by my parents that I have Type O blood because they both do.

April fools!

C'mon son, it's just a joke, y'know we love you.

 

[Seagull]

or the milkman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF7aIWxfgnA