Oh god no! The ants are coming!

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Board up your computers lest they be raped by these tireless insects!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080514/ap_on_re_us/texas_ants


I've heard of fire ants shorting out air conditioners and traffic lights and stuff as they are drawn to the electricity, but it really hits home(no pun intended) when computers are the targets!

I'm upping my revolutions on my fans to insane levels to chop up any of these bastards if they try to slip into my case!
 
The good news? They eat fire ants, the stinging red terrors of Texas summers.

Holy shit, the size of a flea and these things EAT fire ants? Fire ants are ****ing HUGE and MEAN!
 
raid or that thing they enter and die in

you didn't read the article.

they are too smart to get caught in the traps, and they are nearly immune to pesticides, and they use dead ant bodies to build bridges over toxic pools

They are crazy ants!
 
I put my motherboard in water so if they try to get in they will be electrocuted by the water, this is a very good idea and has worked very well for MeeEEERRRRRRHHAGGGGGGGGGURRRRR
 
Oh god, they're getting smarter. Do they resist most store-bought pesticides like Raid? Or do they resist them all?


I'm scared. :eek:
 
I for one welcome our new ant overlords
 
You would... considering no care or consideration is ever given to the individuals... only the collective. :eek:
 
Freaking super ants, they are! Can survive a RAID blast, and strong enough to kill the Fire Ants.

I, for one, welcome our new Ant overlords.
 
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I live on the first floor and bugs hate that shit, I'm good. ALSO ants are super creepy.
 
If they are attracted to electrical equipment, then why not leave a bunch of live wires around your house and watch them fry! :D

It is perfectly safe I tell you.
 
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