Oh hi thar, im back.

Ravioli

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Been gone for almost 2 months now i believe. First i went to Amsterdam and did what everyone usually do when they go to Amsterdam (get baked, strip club, red light district etc). Then i went to Spain for a long while. Its usually really boring there, but this time i actually went to the beach more often, were all the hot topless ladies are (and all the ugly hags). There i also went snorkeling a lot, and came up with the genius idea of making an RTS game underwater were you control fishes etc.

Ive got pictures of my summer, but im too lazy to upload and you guys probably don't even give a dead moose's last shit anyway.


So to save this thread from being a useless piece of shit, here is a cool video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tio5OvIqToc

feel free to discuss.

Oh, and free ravioli for everyone:

pastawench_ravioli.jpg

enjoy
 
How was the Red Light district?

Awesome and weird at the same time. Some hobo gave us a tour of the whole place, and even introduced us to some of the whores. Some of those girls had the hottest piece of ass i have ever encountered in my life. I had to tie my dick to my leg to keep it from buying sex. Dont get me wrong, id totally do them, but im just paranoid as shit about STDs.

I will always remember this moment:

me - "h..h..hi"
her - "hey baby, want some fun?"
me - "eh..hehe...uhm...so...so how does it work?...how much?"
her - "50 euros for **** and suck 15 minutes, itl be fun"
me - "cool...ehh...." *look away* "gotta go kthxbai"

*runs*
 
Glad to have you back mate, probably a good idea with no whore sex...
 
That picture really made me want to eat some ravioli. Unlike most pictures of food, that actually looks delicious.
 
What actually is ravioli?
And welcome back babez ;)

"Ravioli are a type of filled pasta composed of a filling sealed between two layers of thin pasta dough. [...] The filling may be meat-based (either red or poultry), fish-based, or cheese-based" - Wikipedia

Now I'm hungry. Thanks.
 
Awesome and weird at the same time. Some hobo gave us a tour of the whole place, and even introduced us to some of the whores. Some of those girls had the hottest piece of ass i have ever encountered in my life. I had to tie my dick to my leg to keep it from buying sex. Dont get me wrong, id totally do them, but im just paranoid as shit about STDs.

I will always remember this moment:

me - "h..h..hi"
her - "hey baby, want some fun?"
me - "eh..hehe...uhm...so...so how does it work?...how much?"
her - "50 euros for **** and suck 15 minutes, itl be fun"
me - "cool...ehh...." *look away* "gotta go kthxbai"

*runs*
Yeah, my experience was not good. The lookers were always busy, and I spent an hour trying to find one that I thought was attractive. Be glad you didn't; once they have you committed to a sale they try to up-sell you (increase the time you have with them) with the threat of a robotic and unenjoyable get-it-done experience otherwise.
 
Jaffa Cakes.

They always make me feel hungry.
 
Awesome and weird at the same time. Some hobo gave us a tour of the whole place, and even introduced us to some of the whores. Some of those girls had the hottest piece of ass i have ever encountered in my life. I had to tie my dick to my leg to keep it from buying sex. Dont get me wrong, id totally do them, but im just paranoid as shit about STDs.

I will always remember this moment:

me - "h..h..hi"
her - "hey baby, want some fun?"
me - "eh..hehe...uhm...so...so how does it work?...how much?"
her - "50 euros for **** and suck 15 minutes, itl be fun"
me - "cool...ehh...." *look away* "gotta go kthxbai"

*runs*



aw **** man I envy you so much.....
I would have tottaly gone for it even I would be even more of a nervous dork then you.
 
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