oh man guys ur advice plz

[Link]

Asuming you are in the UK, just tell the photo place you want a copy of the pics on CD, most places offer that for an extra couple of quid. Prob true of the states to.

As for when they come over, just play it cool. The best advice I know of is just to relax and forget about trying to bed them. Just Think of them as some friends over to hang out and things tend to progress from there if they are going to.

As has been suggested, rent some decent comedys, sit on the sofa on one side, and see if one of the girls sits next to you. If one does, i.e. there are other seats there but she choses to sit by you, then she is most likley the one most interested in you.

Most of all, if things start heading in the right direction, act like the idea had never occoured to you. Be plesently suprised.

Oh and assuming your a virgin (No offence if your not), go and read some guides to giving oral sex. Better to know what your doing from the start.

 

[Maxi]

Just ask for the pics on a CD, most photoplaces do that these days.

And just play it cool, try not to act nervous and make them feel like they are in the center, don't talk too much about yourself and DO NOT BRAG TOO MUCH! I cannot emphasize enough on that.

and

"Impressive....most....impressive..."

 

[Lemonking]

thx link i live in Germany but i thin a photo Cd should be possible here to!

 

[burnzie]

If in doubt, whip it out...

 

[Burn]

[sarcasm]Its great the way you guys are trying to get him to have sex with most likely underaged (by the sounds of the poster) and unware girls.[/sarcasm]

Not impressed..

 

[Lemonking]

[sarcasm]Its great the way you guys are trying to get him to have sex with most likely underaged (by the sounds of the poster) and unware girls.[/sarcasm]

Not impressed..

dud if i would would tell u what Vanessa already did (thats the spanish chick) u would probally faint btw its legal to have sex in Germany for 14 year olds and there 16 im 16 so chill i still think it wont happen but who knows.....

 

[burnzie]

[sarcasm]Its great the way you guys are trying to get him to have sex with most likely underaged (by the sounds of the poster) and unware girls.[/sarcasm]

Not impressed..

Do you honestly think people in this thread are being serious?

 

[Burn]

I feel sorry for those girls, and I'll feel sorry for you when your a daddy before you can drive.

By the way what is a dud?

 

[Maxi]

He's german, his mothertongue is not English. I HATE it when people diss other people for not being able to write correct English. It's not the language of the world, you know. There are other languages too!

 

[Mr.Reak]

You know, I didn’t want to read throw 4 pages of people giving some lame ass advices and being serious about it, like “HEY YOU ARE NOT UGLY, YOU ARE PRETTY MKAY? IT’S HL2.NET FORUM AND WE ALL LOVE YOU, WE ARE ALL BROTHERS!”.

For wasting minute of my life, you now responsible to take naked pictures of them and post in this thread.

 

[Burn]

He's german, his mothertongue is not English. I HATE it when people diss other people for not being able to write correct English. It's not the language of the world, you know. There are other languages too!

I was not dissing him. I was simple asking what is was!

 

[burnzie]

Ok there not comming for sex (yes i see it, you dont need to point that one out) so get it outta your head.

 

[Predateur]

Be casual. Apparently they're coming over either because they mean what they're saying (That you're the only one that doesn't always think about sex), or they're planning to have some fun and.. make you a man.

Women rarely mean the exact words they say, so perhaps you're in for one hell of a ride.
Then again, be passive. Don't open the door with your zipper open and your eyebrows going like this smiley: :naughty: . I doubt it's got anything to do with sex, they're probably tired of hanging around with studs only wanting to stick their ***** into someone's orifice, and they just want to have some casual fun.
Prepare with food, TV and other various fun, don't go into the sex area. It doesn't really matter, does it? An evening with a bunch of nice ladies in front of the TV or something along the lines of that should be fun for a guy like you, think of it.

 

[burnzie]

You know, I didn’t want to read throw 4 pages of people giving some lame ass advices and being serious about it, like “HEY YOU ARE NOT UGLY, YOU ARE PRETTY MKAY? IT’S HL2.NET FORUM AND WE ALL LOVE YOU, WE ARE ALL BROTHERS!”.

For wasting minute of my life, you now responsible to take naked pictures of them and post in this thread.

second

 

[Burn]

On the topic of sex (Kinda) burnzie has the best quote in his sig. Ever.

 

[Lemonking]

its not like im planning to lay them them they just wonna come over to my house and watch some movies and then sleep at my house jeez man i think u mizunderstood this thread

 

[burnzie]

Zapp Branigann is king...

its not like im planning to lay them them they just wonna come over to my house and watch some movies and then sleep at my house jeez man i think u mizunderstood this thread

Give them a break, there living there dream through you... Dont take away what little they have...

 

[Mr.Reak]

its not like im planning to lay them them they just wonna come over to my house and watch some movies and then sleep at my house jeez man i think u mizunderstood this thread

Okay, look here, hot girls coming over to your house, for a sleep. Either you are gay… or you are GAY. Ask yourself a simple question, what would Jesus do? A holy threesome.

 

[ªÑ†I~ƒ£åG]

WOW!....yes you need alchohol deffinitly...first just chill with them and talk...then bring the drinks out!! then bring more drinks out!!! then more!!! then make your move ;-)...hey i mean if you want me to come over feel free to ask !! :-D

 

[Dr. Freeman]

hmm... i wonder what bliink and Liz think about this thread

 

[Lemonking]

Okay, look here, hot girls coming over to your house, for a sleep. Either you are gay… or you are GAY. Ask yourself a simple question, what would Jesus do? A holy threesome.

they are my frinds since 5th grade do u what that would mean if I would lay em we wouldnt be friends anymore that kinda sux

 

[Tinneth]

Burst into their room at night with a raging boner and wreak havoc on their unprepared bodies.

After a wild orgy with hot girls you shall never be questioned again.

rofl, hilarious.

 

[Mr.Reak]

they are my frinds since 5th grade do u what that would mean if I would lay em we wouldnt be friends anymore that kinda sux

Hey, if that’s a price you have to pay, then go! Vaginas are more important then friends, everybody knows that!

 

[Burn]

Most likely the same as what I think, unless by Liz you mean me, doubt it as you dont know my name, far as I know..

 

[burnzie]

Most likely the same as what I think, unless by Liz you mean me, doubt it as you dont know my name, far as I know..

I know it :naughty:

 

[Bad^Hat]

Is it Liz?

 

[burnzie]

Nope

 

[ShinRa]

i wanna see these "hotties" cmon lemonking times a wastin!

 

[Dr. Freeman]

Most likely the same as what I think, unless by Liz you mean me, doubt it as you dont know my name, far as I know..

well.. i was referring to forum member SHIPPI
but eh.. if ur a chic, feel free to openly post ur opinion on this topic :E

 

[Alientank]

Grab their asses. chicks dig that.

 

[SupremePain]

hmm...

movies: start with comedys and then put on a horror movie, a scary but not too gory one... then they'll snuggle up to your body and your real slim shady will stand up, then 1 of them will grab it and start .......... :O wait.... too much porn, sorry...

you gotta show your interrested in them without coming on to strong (that excludes screaming at them to take off their cloths off)
that is if your interrested in them ofcourse
if their just your friends just treat them like it

 

[ComradeBadger]

They're mates. Don't try it on.



Just chill out and have fun, whatever.

 

[Fat Tony!]

Pretend that they are guys. Avoid sex at all costs, however getting to know them better and making them have a fun time is good so you can get it to happen again and well whatever

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

BULLSHIT THEY JUST WANT TO COME OVER AND WATCH MOVIES!!!!

And how in the sam hill did you get your parent's to allow that? I'd have a freaking threesome, F that movie watching stuff.

 

[Burn]

well.. i was referring to forum member SHIPPI
but eh.. if ur a chic, feel free to openly post ur opinion on this topic :E

I allready have..

 

[Mr.Reak]

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[The Dark Elf]

Well I've read through this thread and it sounds like the original poster is heading for a bit of a dissapointment, it sounds very unlikely they "think of him that way" and the best he can expect is to be treated as one of the girls.. Trying anything will just lose him three friends and get him a reputations as a creepy kid.