Oh The Irony!

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I think irony is the right word, anyways.

So today I went to Wal-Mart to buy some pants, as the last time I bought pants was about 2 years ago, I only had 3 pairs, I did the wash every other day, and obviously it's taken a tole on the cargo-like pants. So one pair ripped yesterday, and another pair ripped a few weeks ago, and I can't do wash every day, so I needed to go and spend my money on some pants.

So I'm at Wal-Mart shopping for jeans while wearing my last pair of pants (they don't make good cargo's anymore, I've honestly never wore jeans, this is my first time wearing them), I go to try some jeans on, and RIP.

My cargo pants get a HUGE tear right down the ass while I'm in the change room.

So long story short, I bought 3 pairs of the same kind of jeans, and I maneuvered myself carefully around so no one would see my ass (good thing I was wearing boxers), and I went to the electronics departments checkout, and since I needed to buy an electronic department item, I just bought Mercs 2 (pretty good, btw) and got the guy to check out my new shoes (which I've also haven't got new ones of in about 2 years, I'm a procrastinator). And then I went from there out the door.

Quite the retarded situation. Shopping for pants, then ripping my last pair while trying the new ones on! :o

I think about 2 people saw my ass, I was maneuvering around pretty good in the clothes section (which is right across from the electronics department).

I was thinking of anything I could do in the change room, but I couldn't do anything.. So I just walked around like that! Ah!
 
I'm not even going to read this thread. It's a shitty story about something stupid that happened to you and you wanted to tell everyone about it because no one else you know will listen to it. I wish every single thread like this were locked and its original posters banned.
 
You're right, nobody makes good Cargo Pants anymore. I love cargo pants. Wore them generally as a teen. I loved how they really break up the appearance of the pants. Like if they had greebles/nurnies on them.
 
Pesmerga said:
I'm not even going to read this thread. It's a shitty story about something stupid that happened to you and you wanted to tell everyone about it because no one else you know will listen to it. I wish every single thread like this were locked and its original posters banned.
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awww, yet another thread that doesnt meet permergas approval. It's too bad he lacks the common sense to just ignore the thread completely instead of taking time and contributing to it. There's a common theme of "im better than everyone" associated with you, it's time to lose the attitude.

Dog, dont buy clothes at walmart, old navy all the way :bounce:
 
Wait, you wash your pants every 2 days? What is up with that?!
 
Barney Trouble said:
awww, yet another thread that doesnt meet permergas approval. It's too bad he lacks the common sense to just ignore the thread completely instead of taking time and contributing to it. There's a common theme of "im better than everyone" associated with you, it's time to lose the attitude.

Dog, dont buy clothes at walmart, old navy all the way :bounce:
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Hey look it's someone I don't know. Why don't you go run along now and go play before Mommy tells you to come inside for your bath bath.

This thread sucks- anyone who is seriously actively discussing cargo pants at Wal-Mart is a ****ing moron. Someone started making shitty threads and now everyone thinks it's ****ing cool. I'm going into each and every single stupid thread I find and telling everyone what I want them to hear until the average intelligence goes up enough for people to realize it's not O.K. to go around announcing your cerebral deficiencies.

but LOL SHOP AT OLD NAVY hurr durrhurr I'm just a jumping barrel of wit and cleverness.
 
You know you could have just wore the pants and told them you were buying them. The person checking you out would understand. I sure would have. I've had people come out of the dressing room with the pants on and want to wear them right out of the store. I just had to take the sensor off so I made them walk around cause our guns are attached, but other than that, you should have just wore the pants out.

Anyway, that would have been embarrassing. Sorry it happened, Doggy.
 
The only thing that's getting old and repetitive is your trolling Pesh ;)
 
Has anyone made a "your pants arent old your just getting fat" comment yet? If not I did. Fatass.
 
Pesmerga said:
Hey look it's someone I don't know. Why don't you go run along now and go play before Mommy tells you to come inside for your bath bath.

This thread sucks- anyone who is seriously actively discussing cargo pants at Wal-Mart is a ****ing moron. Someone started making shitty threads and now everyone thinks it's ****ing cool. I'm going into each and every single stupid thread I find and telling everyone what I want them to hear until the average intelligence goes up enough for people to realize it's not O.K. to go around announcing your cerebral deficiencies.

but LOL SHOP AT OLD NAVY hurr durrhurr I'm just a jumping barrel of wit and cleverness.
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I'd go as far to say that Pes is a bigger troll then alyxvance, does absolutely nothing except bitch about everything.. If you don't like the thread why are you helping it stay on the boards by posting in it? If you hate these threads so much, and there are so many of them, why do you even go on the internet? You probably have no real life, so you just spend time insulting people and making yourself feel so big on the internet, ooo Pes is an internet bad-ass.

It was a random sort of story that happened to me today, and I thought I'd share, if you don't like it, stay out of the thread, it's simple, but instead you'd rather 'waste your time' and come in here trying to be a tough guy..

I would have put this in misc, but - OH! We don't have it, therefore I create a thread on it. It's not against the rules, The Lounge is exactly where random off-topic conversations go, and guess what? This is a random, off-topic conversation! Oh my god!

In fact, here is the description for The Lounge:

"Sit around and chat about anything (within reason!)."

This is anything, and it's within reason, therefore shut up, and go bitch somewhere else. Or better yet, just go cut yourself.


Also - people started making shitty threads ever since misc got closed, because that's where all the conversation was, dumb shit.



On topic: I miss me cargos! Jeans are all heavy and stupid, cargos felt like shorts, except they covered your legs, and they were light, that's why they were so good. :(
 
The stupidest threads never fail to be the most entertaining, in my opinion. A thread is what you make it. It's the comments, not the topic, that I always find interesting.
 
This is ironic?

What are you, Alanis fucking Morisette?
 
Don't buy clothes at Wal-mart, or Old Navy. Go to Urban Outfitters, they might have 60 dollar t shirts but that's for a style nobody has but everyone loves.

Wal-Mart is too bland, and if they aren't bland, they over-do it. I wouldn't buy clothes there.

www.urbanoutfitters.com
 
No, you do not want to pay 60 dollars for a shirt.

Go to Target or Goodwill.
 
My shirts are ****ing pimp. I bought 5 shirts around the year 2002, all still almost perfect today. I still wear them all. They are all plain colors like red/black/etc, payed $20 for each of them. I've long since bought other shirts, and none of them lasted half-as long as my 6 year shirts.

The 'hip' clothes store around here is called Urban Planet, in the mall, but they over charge everything, and I have to pay for my own clothes and at my current job making $200 every OTHER week, I don't want to spend my whole paycheck on 2 shirts. I need to save it. (except this time I bought a video game, I haven't bought one since like February or something.. A long time, though)

Shin - My pants have these velcro pockets on the side of the knee, and when I sat down and it ripped in the change room, I thought it was the pockets just opening or something, so I didn't pay any attention to it, then I went outsdie got more pants to try on, and notice a HUGE tear in my pants when I took them off.
 
I've never had a problem with Old Navy clothes. If you happen to have an Old Navy outlet store (or any outlet store) near you, go to those. They are cheaper.

And whoever's buying $60 shirts really has way too much cash to spend.
 
I have no problems with any clothes except pants.. It's like they just make all pants uncomfortable for just me, they are always just too long and/or just too short.. ****ing clothes companies conspiring against me. Even the pants I bought now are too long.. I don't want baggy clothes, I want clothes that fit me.
 
Every article of clothing I have came from either Walmart, Target, or Old Navy. Or Sears.


Or Kohls. Damn, I'm a clothing store slut.
 
last article of clothing I bought was a shirt I saw in Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay.

villagestreetwear_2019_210868935


I was drunk and didn't actually think before making this purchase
 
Pesmerga said:
Hey look it's someone I don't know. Why don't you go run along now and go play before Mommy tells you to come inside for your bath bath.

This thread sucks- anyone who is seriously actively discussing cargo pants at Wal-Mart is a ****ing moron. Someone started making shitty threads and now everyone thinks it's ****ing cool. I'm going into each and every single stupid thread I find and telling everyone what I want them to hear until the average intelligence goes up enough for people to realize it's not O.K. to go around announcing your cerebral deficiencies.

but LOL SHOP AT OLD NAVY hurr durrhurr I'm just a jumping barrel of wit and cleverness.
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If I knew you were going to make my point for me I might not have even bothered. Nice.

Time for my bath bath :rolleyes:
 
L3N!N said:
Don't buy clothes at Wal-mart, or Old Navy. Go to Urban Outfitters, they might have 60 dollar t shirts but that's for a style nobody has but everyone loves.

Wal-Mart is too bland, and if they aren't bland, they over-do it. I wouldn't buy clothes there.

www.urbanoutfitters.com
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YO YO! COME CHECK IT OuT!

WE HAVE SHIT NOBODY HAS! NOBODY AT ALL! BUT EVERYBODY LOVES THE STYLE! THAT'S WHY NOBODY HAS IT!
 
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Dog. Do you feel the need to make a thread a day or something? And on top of that, a reallly ****ing stupid one? Jesus man, STOP MAKING DUMBASS THREADS.
 
Yah, there are blogs for these type of stories!
 
I went to Wall-Mart for a t-shirt that said I went to Wall-Mart and all I got was this t-shirt, and all I got was this case of 10,000 spoons.
Sulk already went there, but I wanted to go too :arms:
 
xombine said:
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Dog. Do you feel the need to make a thread a day or something? And on top of that, a reallly ****ing stupid one? Jesus man, STOP MAKING DUMBASS THREADS.
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And yet they always reach 3+ pages. Pretty good for a thread no one likes.. :rolleyes:
 
You could make a thread about crapping your pants that would get 3 pages. Oh - wait


We just came for the jokes.
 
Pesmerga said:
I'm not even going to read this thread. It's a shitty story about something stupid that happened to you and you wanted to tell everyone about it because no one else you know will listen to it. I wish every single thread like this were locked and its original posters banned.
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Still I'm going to be angry with you when you say this in one of my topics.
 
We'll have to wait a while for his angry comeback, since he got banned again.
 
Wait why did he get banned?
What is wrong with the mods, you just keep banning people. I mean, it's not like he didn't deserve it, but
it's just that a good amount of the people I strike a convo on this forum get banned half way trough.

And why did Saturos get banned, no one has said a thing to me.
 
Why the hell do you wash your pants every other day? Do you drop food on it while eating on a regular basis or what? It's not a T-shirt. No wonder they ripped.
 
A lot of mods have recently agreed to the policy of using more but shorter bans, because generally speaking people just don't get infractions quickly enough for them to add up to any punishment. People even collect them, or play chicken with them like you would jump off the bridge at the end of the round in cs_siege.

Ironically, both Pes and Saturos actually got banned because their infractions mounted up.
 
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